ITT: we pretend that Fallout 5 just got released

ITT: we pretend that Fallout 5 just got released

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wow cant believe the fps is still tied to the character models

>game starts as a massive open world with at the very least 5 choices per dialogue
>it's now a linear fps with a dead set story in which you awake 500000 years after the great war, everything is still an irradiated hellhole and people haven't figured out how to farm
>you have to find your wife's son's wife's grandson's son's wife's daughter's son's niece's daughter's son's wife's son
>there is only one weapon you can use
>several ads in the game
>to see the ending you must buy skyrim on the microwave

hmm

You mean Fallout 4 remastered

>Fallout 5
You mean Fallout 4 2?

If fallout 5 had Todd as the protagonist and the story was abotu him waking up after the apocalypse and trying to find the last Skyrim copy, would you buy it?

>Gets reviews over 8 all across the board
>Sup Forums thinks it's the worst video game to ever come out, ties it to politics and feminist agendas

How did I do?

This new rad-shout system is really cool. Fuse-go-boom! So fun

>game takes place in detroit
>endgame plot twist is that it's not the nuclear post-apocalypse but just another day in 2018

Don't you mean Fallout: Skyrim?

>you have to find your wife's son's wife's grandson's son's wife's daughter's son's niece's daughter's son's wife's son

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I can’t wait to pay $119.99 for the VR edition

>whatever skin and hair color you pick at chargen, he's the opposite of that

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY REMOVE ACTION POINTS?!?!?!? WHY DOES VATS ALWAYS HAVE A 100% CHANCE TO HIT ON A GHOUL WHEN I HAVE A CHARACTER WITH 2 PERCEPTION?!?!?!?

TODD FIX THIS SHIT NOW!!!!

I am dissapointed after you run away from your home and accidently fall into a Vault as a child and then get put on stasis for 100 years as punishment is really too similiar to Fallout 4 beginning. The gunplay did get better too but the 3 hour tutorial where dogmeat saves you from a deathclaw by using a plasma gun was too handolding for me. But I´gotta talk about nuked New York being on of the best maps Bethesda has done. The subway system being a secret Brotherhood base was a great way to have the Brotherhood in there without having them be a major faction like in 3 and 4. But I´m not okay with Bethesda removing dialogue choices all together and the perk system being replaced by a linear gun upgrading one was a harh change wich I can not accept 6/10 don´t buy it unless you got nothing else.

>trying to find the last skyrim copy
You mean it was about him trying to make a port of skyrim for post apocalypse devices?

Yeah but before he can port it he must find the last copy to reverse engineer it and get the code again.

Unless you mean to tell me Todd has a microchip with Skyrim's coding somewhere inside his body.

Skyrim is going to be ported to the pipboy in fallout. It is DLC and must be purchased for 40$, but it is a full version of the game.

Wow, I can believe Fallout 5 just released

>CHECK MUH CHANNEL FOR A 100% CONFIRMED SPECIAL EXPLOIT
>LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE

wow who would have thought Interplay got back together and made the best fallout title yet

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Why is my son a mixed-raced baby? Todd please EXPLAIN!

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How do I download loli mods?

Man I sure love New Vegas!

AND they made it in Russia!

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First we need to pretend that Fallout 3 was released.

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It's a feature

I think setting it in Japan was a brave move but supermutants being in the pre-war section was a little racist imo.

Fuck you. It was released, what the fuck are you talking about you spaztik nob sniffer.

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hi howard

Man, I can't wait to play this for at least a couple hours

No, It wasn't.

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great another bethesda blunder

>newer even less sensible perk system
>followers are awful in every way
>hardest difficulty is severely unbalanced
>plot hole that would mean Fallout NV never happened

Thanks Todd.

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You'll never get van buren faggot.

Good news everyone! Thanks to the magic of Creation Club and fallout 5 being so big and basic. Fallout 5 can in fact be used as a game engine for any genre that all the industry is eager to use as the standard game development tool

>that robodog
ha

>muh van buren
that game looked like fucking trash

>skills are back
>more perks than ever
>20% off for preorders
Thank god Todd quit the company

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I think Todd is the only thing that keeps Bethesda from rebelling against the US and establishing their own private kingdom where their subjects are forced to buy all their games

Damn, I see you Stalker.

Nice try, Todd, I saw you selling drugs to kids the other day.

>there is only one weapon you can use
I can see skill trees for each weapon you use more than perks

GOOOOOOOOOODS! WHERE IS MY WIFES SONS WIFES GRANDSONS SONS WIFES FATHERS SONS NIECES DAUGHTERS SONS WIFES SON!?

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Thank fucking god they fired Emil and Todd, this game actually feels like something Obsidian would have made.

>Fallout 5 just got released
>There are more glitches and bugs.
>Clipping is a normality for the graphics to work.
>You can customize more useless items and places.
>Radiant quests are the only way to progress.
>Main quest is less than 10 quests in total.
>More hostile npcs that kill essential npcs before you meet them.
>Weather can be good or automatic death.
>Brotherhood of Steel is long gone.
>You need to speech check everyone and anyone to get an xp.
>Quest rewards are weapons that degrade and can never be repaired.
>Power Armour is still limited and even more slow.
>Building and looking after settlements are mandatory to progress anything.
>It is less fucked up and more of a happy environment.
>DLC will be useless and have nothing to do with Fallout.
>If an essential npc dies you can never do their quests. But you are notified of their death and failure of said quest.
>Micro transactions for mods and added cosmetics.
>You will need to sign into the game to play it.
There is alot more but this what I think F5 will suffer with.

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Why did they remove health and AP, Sup Forums?
You literally can't even die anymore, it's just a shooting gallery with no fail-state.
Why did they replace dialogue with cutscenes? How do I make my character stop simply agreeing to everything everyone asks them to do?
Why do they try to pretend like it all being a coma is an actual plot twist and not fucking obvious from the start? Who wrote this predictable generic shit?
Why is the militia system such a half-finished mess? It literally doesn't even do anything. You recruit people as mercs and they vanish from the gameworld and generic NPC's show up in their place when you fire a signal flare. Why the fuck do they have all of these pretend stats that don't actually do anything for a system that just deletes NPCS? And why so many pretend LIMITS? If female militia NPS's don't actually exist in the game, why is there a limit on how many female mercs I can pretend recruit/delete? How do they get away with shipping a game with such a blatantly half-finished system?
Why are they suddenly contradicting the lore and saying Protectrons and Sentry Bots were made by Vault-Tec? It's not even some fucking random terminal, it's literally a major plot point that contradicts the lore of previous games.
CBBE and sex mods wen? I want to impregnate all the FEM strain Supermutants.

boy I hope this entry actually gets some decent lewd mods

>a few features of New Vegas are announced for a comeback
>turns radio on
>LIKE MY JOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNEEEEEEE

Even worse, they apparantly decided to make it so the Great War was started by some pissed off Vault-Tec employee. Fuck Bugthesda.

I'M NOT BUYING YOUR GAME TODD

i recognize that commie dog robot

I really thought the lack of quests in this game was the best part. Now I can just walk around and engage in shitty combat encounters and get as much epic loot as I want. The dialogue system is also a lot more convenient, as now i can just press the response button instead of being handed all these stupid choices that nobody cares about. Can't wait to see what innovative genius they'll pour into fallout 6.

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I would pay ALL of my money for this. Interplay Fallouts shit on everything else nuff said

Did they seriously have to make said employee show up in the tutorial before the bombs fall? They do know important things can happen in the world without being directly connected to the PC, right? Not that anything that happens AFTER the bombs fall is actually important in any way.

Let's not even mention what they did to the BoS. Since when did they goosestep and 'Hiel Maxson'? I mean, we were pissed about them being arbitrarily made good guys in FO3, but I think Bethesda took it too far in the opposite direction.

No seriously, Sexlab when? Hairy Deathclaw memes aside, the new deathclaw matriarch design makes my dick diamonds.

Doesn't look any different from pre-war USSR

I thought it was really innovative that the entire game functions like a cutscene and you only have to step in and do things whenever you feel like it. I was afraid I might actually have to fight all those scary-looking bosses. I'm also really looking forward to tales from the fallout, the new spin-off game bethesda is producing with telltale.

I couldn't believe my eyes when the main quest's objective stated "Find your mother!" Great story and writing once again! Based Todd!

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Guys, I've been playing it for a few hours. I've not put any points into SPECIAL yet or even got EXP or seen any skills.
..Uhoh.

Man, I haven't been this excited for anything since Trump was publicly crucified.

I hope you're all enjoying this game, I know Bethesda worked hard on it. We-er...I mean, they sure do make some great games, don't they?

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>be Bethesda
>don't patch bugs or glitches
>but patch things people don't care about like perks or exploits
>constant AI grenade spam
>able to build walls in settlements, but enemies just teleport through them anyway
>ruin survival by forcing players to find beds in remote places.
>fanboys defend it
Lol

would give a arm and a a leg if this game existed

>VR only
>bugs everywhere
>forced settlement system
>armor and weapons are "paid mods"
>customization options are "paid mods"
>console commands are "paid mods"