Crowbcat Sea of Thieves

Called it
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>2018
>Crowbcat

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>shilling an actual shill

>crowbcat
furry garbage

Stop posting your own vids here

the last time I saw a game disguised an Early Access was fucking FFXV

Hi Phil Spencer!

>cuckbat

Its not my fault your exclusive ended being shit xdrones

Sums up this piece of trash pretty nicely. Would be fine if it was $15 or $20 but $60 is a fucking joke.

fuck off you worthless retard

His critz have become lazy. Doesn't even comment about the player interaction which make this game worth every penny

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>Sums up this piece of trash pretty nicely. Would be fine if it was $15 or $20 but $60 is a fucking joke.

sounds like Metal Gear Survive

xkeks SEETHING

>worth every penny
Nice try

fuck off you worthless retard
bait harder

oh boy! another cringecuck video! i cant wait to be told what to think!

I might just be getting older but the appeal of Crowbcat's videos is getting kind of stale.

>DSP making an actual legitimate criticism

This has to be the quintessential "you know your game is fucked" flag

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like clockwork

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I'm having fun so go get some friends and actually give the game a chance

This video did suck, it was just a compilation of reviews and if you took the title out you wouldn’t know exactly what the video is criticizing

no you fuck off

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i love that secret room music from old isaac
god the music was so much better in wotl

>using DSP quotes in the video
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>i-it's fun with friends
like every other game you literal retard

another banger

Sup Forums Videogames.
Fuck off with your eceleb shit.

>sjw eurocuck developer fails at making a fun video game

GOOD.

>Doesn't even comment about the player interaction

bro you are interacting with me right now. and you are not paying fucll retail price or a Gold subscription.
I had "player interaction" in 1998 when I was playing Quake II via PTSN moden at 5kbps

>and none of them are actually wrong

First Scamdom Come Deliverance now Sea of Scams, why does Sup Forums keep falling for scams?

Wow! Next I bet he'll tell us water is wet!

microsoft shills at large

>oh no you ruined my shitty circlejerk samefag thread, quick post le epic MS paints that'll show him!

Yep, both are shit.

who gives a fuck about that
This is the famous crowcrap Sup Forums loves so much?
Fucking using DSP voice clips
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

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Unlike No Man's Sea, KCD is actually FUN.

Crowbcat’s videos have been really shit lately. They’re all bottom of the barrel stuff that everyone already knows/agrees with. Guess that’s what happens when you pander to Sup Forumseddit.

3 minutes long too.

That is crowbat trying to make a point that even DSP is making sensible comment about this shit game

>rare
>rare
>rare
>rare
You retards should know the directors and artist behind all the games your nostalgic ass knows are all gone from that company.

DSP is based you stupid redditor.

How dare you have fun in a video game

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>LOL Look how much it sucks!
>Bunch of reviewers saying this PvP game is bad PvE game

>/ourboy/ dsp is featured in the video

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If anything that only makes it better

>when e-celebs like a game, they're paid shills or they have shit taste
>when they hate a game, their word is law and their taste is impeccable

This board is so awful

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Why is the combat so bad?

But there is no fun in this Rare's "software"

this

Video seems half finished, I was caught off guard by the ending.

The point is that DSP, fucking Phillip Burnell, is making a reasonable critique against a game, that your game is so awful, so shit, that even he can see past the bullshit.

>it's fun with friends meme
even watching paint dry can be fun if you're with your friends, and watching paint dry isn't gonna cost me 60 bucks like this unfinished piece of shit would

you can have fun with your friends in a better fucking game

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the "pvp" in the game is fucking pointless
just like the rest of the game

>when eurocùcks try to make a BoTW clone

>Crowbshill my VR game.
>deleted the shill video like a pussy after getting friendly fired
/ourguy/ am i rite?

Close range combat is atrocious but ship combat is great. At least when you're fighting someone with a brain.

>"I'm gonna post the same pasta over and over every time he shits on a game I like"
nice one

Progression systems are pointless.

This is fucking sad, I'm an Xbox guy, if any of you Xbox guys defend Rare, and Microsoft for this shit, I hope you fucking die in your sleep. With their investment in first party, I hope Microsoft build some new studios along with buy out studios or work with third party studios to make a game using one of Rare's classic ips. Rare is dead and gone and not worth the money.

But that’s not a pasta you fucking sperg.

>Crowbcat

He will never not be shit for his retarded "launch Switch/PS4 Pro" videos splicing together videos of defective launch units. Every product in existence has a certain rate of defective units, and splicing together a video of 10 defective units is fucking retarded.

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>that ign part

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may I have your attention PLEASE.
the PS4 is now accepting xbot refuges.
we have games.
I repeat, we have games.
thank you for your attention.

youtube.com/watch?v=HC_d-_vToc4

You have movies and weebshit.

This.
Literally just a leech who jumps on every ''failure'' bandwagon to make videos

>Movie games

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>fighting someone with a brain.
You mean, fighting alongside someone with a brain.
half the kids on xbox either have no mic or are generally unresponsive to any commands.

When you do get a decent crew however, is when the fun starts.

I fucking hate Microsoft and their “buy a third Xbox one and we’ll put games on it this time we promise” ways with a burning passion but I like sea of thieves.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>which make this game worth every penny
There is almost no interaction besides killing each other. You can't even naturally add people to your crew, you have to add each other to friends and back out of the game, and then invite via the Xbox app. Its fucking trash

Phil Spencer better shut up, he's making it really hard for me to defend his ass lately, fucking corporate mouthpiece.

thanks crowcat i never would have known video game devs hype their games up if you didn't edit them together with actual gameplay

So I hate SoT and I hate crowbcat, so let me hit on this video for a second calling out all the bullshot
>he uses the same 3 reviewers(acg,Phil, and Worth a buy. who are all worthless reviewers) for literally HALF of the 3 minute video, which means he couldn't find anyone hating on the game to fill his propaganda video
BTW when I say "propaganda" Crowb loves to nitpick glitches and fills his videos with the absolute worst footage of games to fit his agenda
>doesn't have any actual bad gameplay to show, so he doesnt even prove his point beyond "LOOK ECELEBS SAID GAME IS BAD KINDA"
>shows articles like "kraken has no body" when your never supposed to see its body in the first place, its like saying "LOOK THAT SKYBOX ISNT ACTUALLY REAL!!"
>90% of video has nothing to do with his point, his point is never proven
And to finish, the game is a finished product but just needs some actual depth in terms of content to make it fun
its funny though, because in Blackwake all you do is pvp ship battles, and in AC4 all you do is worthless ship battles against AI, yet literally no one complained

Haha WOW that looks epic!

>"waaah! stop bullying my favorite youtuber! you're just spiteful!"

I don't have an xbox and I don't give a shit about this game, but it really breaks my heart seeing rare in this state. It really looks like the end of the road for them.

is it microsoft fault for letting them rot away? Or did they gave them too much freedom and they sank themselves?

>there is almost no interaction beside killing each other
M8 you do know there’s open in-game chat, right? Try doing something other than shooting cannons at someone.

How could 3+ years of development end up with a game this shallow and devoid of content? I just don't understand it. I'm no games development expert but there have been enormous games released with much less dev time. And it's not like it's some amateur indie dev either, it's Rare for fucks sake.

What the hell were they doing for three whole years, for all to show for it is a game that could barely pass for an alpha?

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What did he even say? Looking at his twitter just shows retweets and links to unrelated articles

Sea of Thieves is so shit, DSP has legit criticisms towards it.

there's at least 10 reviewers, maybe look at the description

>the game is a finished product
>4 years in development
>can go through all the content in less than a day

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This game's at least going to be tons of fun for the 2 weeks that it's free.

Game would be a lot better if the combat didn't feel like such a huge after thought

>that AHAHAHAH at the end

The post of a broken man.

>crowbcat
>literal sony nigger incarnate

>Rare comes back from Kinect limbo for one more chance at the limelight
>Bring back the old logo to show they mean business
>Sea of Thieves bombs hard
>Rare goes back to vidya limbo

Did they deserve this?

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>dsp not being stupidly critical
what the fuck?

>Crowbcat
>Dicksucking nuDoom like every good little Bethesdrone.
>Posting the same cherrypick Switch video to be get attention.
>Credible.

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Blackwake doesn't cost £50 though

>literally uses a DSP clip
Crowbcat is a fucking retard these days
The game is not that great though

does this dude work for Sony?

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But he made a video about the PS4 being shit at launch?

youtube.com/watch?v=ckjZNSoheRA
Something about building a high-quality accessible game that "invites" people and that they done all the work they needed to push post-launch shit. In other words, typical PR bullshit.

>literally sony VR shill
>any year

roflmao pathetic!!!

You do understand that most Single player games have less than 24 hours worth of content right?
The game has technically infinite amounts of "fun" in it, the game is set up for you to have fun in your own way, think Garrys mod
isnt an excuse for even less content
>10 reviewers
>out of hundreds that reviewed the game

Yes

What's wrong with DOOM4?
>uses dicksucking whle posting Trump
lol