*SHING*

*SHING*

YOU JUST ACTIVATED YOUR ULTIMATE ABILITY Sup Forums! WHAT IS YOUR CUT-IN QUOTE?

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Dick Cheney made money off the Iraq war.

the united states fought on the wrong side in ww2

I AM ENTITLED TO A BROWN GF

IT'S TIME TO RANCH IT UP

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it's time to kick ass and suck ass!

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AND I'M ALL OUT OF ASS

SON OF A BITCH MUST PAY!

Niggas iffy uh blikky got da stiffy uh

I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE

I EAT PIECES OF SHIT LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST

Heh... I WAS MERELY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED!!!

HAHAHA SUCK MY DICK

CALL ME MARGARET THATCHER THE CUM CATCHER

I REALLY HATE NIGGERS AND WOMEN

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I see three colors in your future, and they all mean the same!

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*SHING*
I AM INCAPABLE OF FULLY ENJOYING SOMETHING IN THE PRESENT, ONLY TO LATER REFLECT ON IT AND REALIZE THAT TIMES WERE VERY GOOD. IT IS UNHEALTHY BUT I LIVE IN THE PAST ANYWAY.

time to get thicced

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

where's my szechuan sauce

No, YOU go back to R.eddit!

*THE SOUND OF MUFFLED EUROBEAT*
N-NANI?!

I've got a bone to pick with you!

Skadoosh

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WOOF WOOF MOTHER FUCKER

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Take this!!
>unzips dick

Oh shit, I'm sorry

Yaranaika

360 DEGREES OF PAIN!
LET'S SEE YOU WALK THIS ONE OFF!

"Heh, you got me in a good mood. CHIDORI!!!"

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*unzips superior hunter-gatherer lifestyle and social organization*
The agricultural revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

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Yeha I just had a big ol stack of your movies.

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Pic related.

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Good shit.

UH-OH HERE COMES A STINKY

*braaaaaappppppppp*

DESTROYED

BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOOOOOOOO

TELL MY FAMILY I DIED LIKE A MAN

IMAGINE

The bigger they are...

put me in the screencap

NEVER *clapping emoji* *eggplant emoji* SHOULDA *clapping emoji* *eggplant emoji* COME HERE *clapping emoji* *eggplant emoji*

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PREPARE YOUR PENIS

heh.... nthng prsnnll kod...

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now bear my arctic blast

GET A LOAD OF THIS!

THERE IS NO ETHICAL CONSUMTION UNDER CAPITALISM

*autistic screech*

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*reveals marriage certificate I tricked them into signing* WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, WIFE 37. HOPE YOU LIKE UTAH BITCH

HOW

AAAUUUUUGGGHHHHHHH

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se acabo!

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TOO ... MUCH ... CUM

literally me

EXCEPT EATING ASS

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mi poder verdadero

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youtu.be/9SAPDTHEz0c

Zachary please...

This but with an additional
>*sniff* Aaaah.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*rips off clothes to reveal oiled 400 lb physique and only a jockstrap as flower petals swirl in the background.

"Oh mah gawwwd! I'm sooooooooo horny!"

>Now I've got your power!
>Proceeds to get punched in the face

*schWING*

>WHY MY PEENUS WEENUS OF COURSE AHAHAHAFHA MY PEENUS!! ITS MY PEENUS WEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHH *dick laser* *smells fingers*
>HEH

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I WILL SEND MY CONDOLENCES TO YOUR KANGAROO WIFE

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Traps
Arent
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