Playing a game with a group of people

>playing a game with a group of people
>a woman starts talking

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>posting on Sup Forums

>posting on Sup Forums
>a woman shares her opinion

>Uuuumm are any of you going to heal me?? Like, geeeeez

>no one ever interrupts the woman while she's talking and everyone agrees with everything she says and tries out all of her suggestions

god I fucking hate women amirite

>you realize it's your own voice echoing through someone else's mic
>everyone thought you were really a girl the whole time

this makes me hate men more than women. Men enable them.

>some white knight tries to virtue signal by talking back
Ugh.

in my experience most of the lobby falls silent when a girl starts talking because nobody knows how to talk to females. then when somebody finally works up the courage they just accuse her of being an underage boy.

>accuse of being boy
>then suck up her to the whole game

>trap starts talking

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not gonna lie
when I hear a woman speak in voicechat, a quick 'oh no' automatically passes through my mind

How would you know it's a trap?

It makes me hate both, because I know a few who feed off this shit intentionally.
We need an internet pope to put these white templars to the torch.

>people start acting differently around the woman

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>mute woman
>continue playing

>those traps that look more feminine then most women but have the manliest voices

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ewww girl cooties amirite /myguys/? xDD

Good thing there are no yucky girls on le epic Sup Forums ^___^

>pushes button to talk
>burbs
>releases button
Literally me and it is hilarious every time and so is farting in the mic

Not that, women annoy me in rl, so I mute that element of my life when I'm trying to enjoy things on my computer.

>nobody knows how to talk to females
Wrong, its because they fuck up the dynamic.

When I'm with the boys, we banter, everyone throws shit at everyone else, we joke about someone sucking at the game, or our dicks or rape and whatever else comes up and everyone has a great laugh.

You do that with a woman around and most women don't join in with the bants, but they will comment on fucking everything that everyone says "oh wow, that was too harsh" "oh, rape jokes now?" and so on and so on.

They don't want to be part of a group, they want the group to be about them and then they whine that the group changes when a woman joins it.

Women are a meme.

Women are funny get over it

And you mute it in real life by never talking to girls right?

>posting on Sup Forums
>a frogposter starts posting

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Women know not to banter with men since you're actually the ones who take it super serious if a woman makes a jab at you and literally remember it for the rest of your lives.

You sound like a turboautist.

We play with 2 girls and they're perfectly fine. Then again I don't find rape jokes funny unless they actually are and I suspect you just love "dude rape and dicks lmao".

Ain't that easy, throw a rock and you hit three vagina's. Not saying I can't tolerate women or even enjoy an individuals company, but if we're talking general communication: annoyance.

is that way, friend-o. :--^)

>girl in the group rips a huge fart in the mic

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>3DPD

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Yeah betas really are the main problem

t. delusional roastie. Women just can't think on thir feet and take everything too seriously

>how you don't know it's a fucking trannie

>tfw no braphog gf

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>Sup Forums boogyman
You delusional fucks will acuse anything and anyone of being that board when they literally could care less, Sup Forums hates video game soy users anyway. They are to caught up talking about Skyking lately anyway. You'd know this if you werent a newfag.

Once pulled a really drunk 6/10 girl a night out who started puking while blowing out the biggest farts I have ever heard. My dick has never died as quickly as in that very moment before.

Right? Hearing a womans loud as fart that would get my dick harder

It's a "feeding the seagulls" sort of situation. Personally, I hate them both. The seagulls need to be driven back to their natural habitat and the people who feed them need an asskicking.

Why do normalfags always, ALWAYS come in and brag in every fucking thread?

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Most women hate being buttered up by betas. They just take it because they don't want to upset their retarded emotions and make the situation even worse.

whos bragging

>i don't know what you dorks are dorking about, i know lots of girls and have no problems, we're all just bros and stuff hahaha maybe try getting better friends? hahahaha bunch of turboautists can't talk to girls hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhaahahahhahahahahahahahha i am literally incapable of conceiving the notion that maybe girls are manipulative attention-seeking cunts sometimes and wreck shit and it's not the mens' fault HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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>t.

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Im sick of them shitting up this board. Moot fuck you, you are responsible for this. This is on you you fucking piece of shit you could have prevented this in 2008 but you didn't fuck you

>sometimes
But you think this about every girl. And that makes it hard to sympathize with you.

>be in a guild
>ask if anyone wants to do dungeon or [Content]
>no one responds
>grill joins the guild
>"Hi anyone interested in X, Y and Z? :)"
>her party fills in two seconds

every time

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>Girl is a healer
>"Heal yourself"
Why even be a healer you stupid hole

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>girl joins team
>Coordinates well with everyone and gives good callouts
>Gets clutch shots and carries us to victory

I hate this pineapple meme, it's a fine topping