Well?

Well?

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>In the books says she will never wear a lowcut dress again after the battle of sodden
>Dresses like a whore in the games
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witcher is garbage

Why after the battle of sodden?
Didnt she just burn to crisp?
I just breezed through the books. I have not read much books written so boringly.

Well what?

Horrible scarring from burning. She can use magic to cover her face but says she won't ever be able to wear a low-cut dress again

Triss is piss

Well?

What is this hogwash.
All the witches are litteraly monster-tier - thats how they even got into magic.
How can Piss not fix her body when it is just a few scars?

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There's not a single good girl in this entire series.

Trissfu is literally perfect

I want to fuck her in the ass so bad

Well?

I think Triss is unironically allergic to magic like that that's why she can't fix herself. Her appearance is real. Yen's not so much.

Because Sodden was brutal, she herself literally states this. Magic can only heal so much

>witcher
>not the book
Into the trash it goes

IIRC she is just allergic to potions, so she cant shotgun them.
Anyway the author is a fucking hack, I read it both in Czech and English translations, its hard to say which one was more boringly written.

May be just the fault of the translation

>played Witcher 3 with my gf
>Triss makes me rock hard
>gf likes Yen
>end up with Yen because my gf demands it

I fap furiously to Triss sfm porn so there's that. I'm still pissed tho, may replay the whole game just to fug her

saddest thing i read all day.

cuck

>getting cockblocked by your own gf

How far did you get? The first two are just short story collections, the actual series is the next ones

>triss is in way of door
>press x
>"well?"
>press again
>blows out candle
>x
>"well?"
>x
>reignites candle
>Fuck it, use Aard and roll
>stuck between doorway and triss
>"well?"
>"well?"
>reload last save

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gf is angered and made jealous by 2d pixels on a screen.

Triss is allergic to magic. She never even changed her appearance with it. What you see is what you get.

The thing people say that Yen "is actually an old hag" is also false. She used magic to change her appearance, not cast an illusion over it. Like, she literally fixed her hunchback by reshaping her bones. It's the equivalent of an ideal plastic surgery, changing who you are from the inside with no scars on the outside.

>I have not read much books written so boringly.
ADHD is a bitch when you need to concentrate

I think it was also her mentor that helped her do that, actually, when she tried to kill herself as a kid because of that. Really miss that kind of stuff in the games, desu

I read them all but good lord was it a slog.
I am not very much into political novels especially if they are so "ungrippingly" written.
To be honest the first short story novels were the best for me

>reading books
enjoy your linear, non-interactive and inferior experience.

>implying games are well made to the point that they can replace other mediums

Reminder that Yennefer is a hunchback who used magic to change her appearance.

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No.

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lol no

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>It's the equivalent of an ideal plastic surgery, changing who you are from the inside with no scars on the outside.
Even better because it also alters them on genetic level, meaning they no longer carry the hunchback genes.

Did someone at CDPR have a Triss Fetish? They clearly made her sexy and cute in TW3 and put a lot more effort into her mannerisms and facial expressions than they did for Yennefer.

CDPR had Triss fetish since the start which is why Yen wasn't in first two games and why Triss literally acted and dressed like Yen in the first one.

I remember they also made up nude pics of Triss for a Videogame Girls Playboy issue.

Yep.

What genes they carry are irrelevant, seeing as how they're sterile.

CDPR loved Triss. She's not nearly as prominent in the books as she is in the games. That she would have a full romance with a different ending in TW3 is something I would never have guessed before I saw it.

Becoming immortal (when it comes to aging) and maintaining perfect beauty is not a bad trade off at all when being sterile is the only price to pay.

You know it wasnt one or the other right?
Both was an option

I guess it was an option as in, it was something that you could choose to do. It just didn't have a satisfactory outcome.

she is the perfect girlfriend

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sauce

she made me let her leave Novigrad when Triss asks if she should stay

>I remember they also made up nude pics of Triss for a Videogame Girls Playboy issue.

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Yess

2nd playthrough

Find me a better slut in videogames.
You can't, nigga