>Father
Father
>tfw your son lost his virginity before you
Why does Shaun look Arab?
Uhhh
Oh god.
Do you understand how sons are made?
Shaun.
Someone thought to themselves, "this is fine, this is a totally acceptable side quest"
>FAAATHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!
It would've been fine if you only needed to do one 5-10 minute stage or some shit to advance, and then the other puzzles were optional if you felt like it. Otherwise you just get cockblocked when you want to play some open world shooting and scavenging and end up puzzling instead.
Yup, happened to me. But who am I to complain? No sex until I have grandkids. Artificial insemination, baby.
DUDE THE FATHER, THE SON AND THE HOLY SPIRIT. YOU GETTING THESE SICK BIBLE REFERENCES?
Had literally zero problems with this. Crushed the whole thing in no time and it was a nice distraction from the same thing I had been doing for the entire game beforehand.
THE SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS NEVER DIE
when are we going to get a fallout with 4's graphics and new Vegas' story?
m..mommy
exactly, ooooo do the thing, hear the exposition for the thing, to hear the thing, for the other exposition for the thing to find the thing for the reason for the exposition of the thing.
at the end of it i always choose danse purging them with fire, or the institue purging them with fire, or purging them with fire myself.
its easy, but its just such a sharp jarring tone shift to have a slow section just thrust in your face that you HAVE to complete in order to finish the main portion of the story.
did they update f4se yet
Do you think Shaun was disappointed to learn his mother was a dirty slut?
Looks terrible.
No!
I'd never call my son Shaun.
american education
such a quality game
I'm sorry what?
G-good thing I uninstalled
why
your wife's son?
put me in the screencap
...and that's a good thing
>Wanted to be a psychotic cannibal
>No have to be a father looking for his son no matter what
Fuck Fallout 4 man.
Excuse me but what the fuck?
>>tfw your son lost his virginity before you
And here's why....
>Wanted to be a psychotic cannibal
>No have to be a vault dweller looking for a water chip no matter what
>Wanted to be a psychotic cannibal
>No have to be a tribal looking for a GECK no matter what
>Wanted to be a psychotic cannibal
>No have to be a teenager looking for his dad no matter what
>Wanted to be a psychotic cannibal
>No have to be a courier looking for his package no matter what
Ass and tiddies only got me so far might give it another shot
Were you supposed to like this cunt? He's a massive fucking asshole and the inability to painfully kill him tears my heart in two
what the fuck kind of time paradox bullshit is this
I killed him
>I'm gonna take your daughter out tonight
>Gonna show her my world
Every playthrough I kill him
INTO YOUR HANDS
I COMMEND MY SPIRIT
We need more, something like stick him in the FEV tank
>muh free and immersive rpg
Brap
>daughter steals your wife's virginity before you
SPEAK PRIEST
I really wasn't expecting her to grow a dick in this
source?
I am very confused.
sauce please
Well, looks like we're going to have to have the talk again. Let me break these out.
Stop replying to yourself cocksucker
that's not crescent fresh
>tattoos
firstly tattoos are disgusting
secondly, where is this top end tattoo parlour in a post apocalyptic hellhole
I mean I guess it’s possivle if you donated sperm
lmao I had totally forgotten this segment. Still more enjoyable than the DC metro.
To be fair with the cannibal perk you can be a psychotic cannibal who is also doing those things
>Tattoos have been documented as far back as Ötzi the Iceman in 4th century BC.
>Prisoners routinely do elaborate tattoos with the bare minimum materials and tools.
>Thinking their wouldn't still be tattoo artists in the post post-apocalyptic future.
it's not. She's wearing a strapon and hypnotized into thinking it's a dick.