Your house is going to get raided by the fbi in 24 hours. what do you do in that timespan ?

Your house is going to get raided by the fbi in 24 hours. what do you do in that timespan ?

nothing
but you better post more of that cutie

Leave the house so I don't get shot.

post as many memes as possible on Sup Forums

Move out

Go wait outside closer to when the agents are set to arrive and then let them in desu.

Hide my hard drivers.
Not like have anything illegal to hide though but I don't want them to look at my JAV collection.

install gentoo

Disgusting phone.

I, also, would like to see more pictures of the cute girl in the OP and her funny cat as well

That's a big cat.

uuuu

Set fire to it.

pack my chinkpad, burner phone, and everything i can fit into my backpack and take the midnight train going anywhere

ask my digital design teacher why she's in the FBI and why her cat looks like it weighs two tons

Who's that qt? She's my girlfriend now.

card some tvs

Does he have spiders under his fedora or something?

here you go buddy.

Jesus, that's one fucking big cat.

Nothing cuz I've got nothing to hide.

This. Being black is dangerous.

let all the feral cats i feed eat in the house as i leave with my laptop and hdd's

Take off all of my clothes.

FBI don't have jurisdiction in my of country.

Encrypt my external that has all of my pirated music and movies.
Oh,abs my anime and manga as well I guess.

Go to the store and buy some pic related for my local police officers for them to have while they fuck my shit up, because i have nothing illegal or done anything illegal to worry about.

That's really gay of you

Strip completely naked
Cover myself from head to toe in vasoline
When the agents try to grab me I will slip out of their hands and run away masterbating down the street for all to see.

Why wouldn't you have them encrypted to begin with?

user, you get more done by being nice and friendly than you do by asserting yourself with "you cant do xyz i know my rights"

The time to invoke that shit is after its done, it also helps to have audio or video surveillance in your own home for later use.

If I haven't done anything illegal, then trying to cover my tracks for my shitposting on Sup Forums would just look suspicious.

Hope I get shot.

hmmm, take a hit of molly, call up my buddy, pack up all the illegals and my hard drives, drive to his house, plug my hard drives into his computer, turn on some sonic youth, and hang out for the next weekend while my empty house gets destroyed and nothing is found?

If I know me (and I do), imma say start drinking Rainiers at a one per minute rate until their arrival. I'll smear myself in hinoki oil, and consider (but then decline) buzzing the old suits into my loft.

You idiots, this is a honeypot trying to get you to reveal how you would respond so they can act accordingly. Whoever they're looking for needs to come up with a new plan now.

underrated

come up with? bro im already executing order 66

take a walk
go to gas station for a latte
take a nap
leave country for few hours
go to work
make pasta

DELETE EVERYTHING

Is the cat really big or is she just really small?

>You idiots, this is a honeypot trying to get you to reveal how you would respond so they can act accordingly.
Except you will never know 24 hours in advance you are going to get raided so such information would be pointless.

>tfw you will never cuddle with this qt 3.14 while watching anime unironically

god damn I want to neck myself

why was I born so ugly and socially unskilled, this picture is really, why god, why?

/fucko/ thread? /fucko/ thread.

yes

Fuck off reddit, also >implying

Cheer up, user. Maybe that mask is hiding something horrific.

Encryption does not exist

youve never been raided, have you?

i just realized.. thats a really big pussay

Put a note on the front door telling them I'll be at work when they show up. Leave cookies and milk.

I'm not American, so no.

have you? jesus christ that isn't something to brag about. what happened? what was found? what were they after?

Salivate,
Didn't know they delivered.

probably a Maine Coon

i got raided
a bowl of pot and like 7-8 bongs they didnt charge me for
a lot more than pot (thats why i didnt get charged lol)
who said i was bragging, all i said is that its actually pretty easy to tell when ur about to get raided in america (hence why i only had a bowl)

I can be in cuba in about 10 hours.

them you are screwed bro, it will take a few days to install, FBI will fuck you in the ass.

also. police depts get pretty salty when they ruin all ur shit and dont find anything worth pinning on you, they decided to leave without taking anything because you know, court cases suck and shit

explain how easy it is to tell how youre about to get raided?
were they after pizza?
so after a raid they didnt charge you with anything?
did they take your electronic equipment?
did you ever got it back?

4u

it's fat

they didnt take anything
they were after illicit substances
no i wasnt charged with anything because they ruined my fucking house and found like a fucking spec of weed in an ash tray and i told them im filing a court case and they decided to just leave my shit alone because there wasnt anythign worth ruining any more of my shit anyway
if you look out back your house one day and see like 5-6 white vans with some cool ass antennas on them, and you're aware that you are bringing attention to yourself, youll be raided soon

they took the weed they found and left. fucking FBI, DEA, and one guy claimed he was CIA special investigator but he seemed like he was just tryna scare me

4u

was it $i1k road related?

What if they find you in a smokey room?

drink coffee, I'm not a pedophile and I have a folder named porn on my media drive. I hope they love milfs and czechs castings.

hop on my boat and make a run for Cuba

not most of it

most of it wasn't even mine, we had a bunch of people "living" with us at the time, we knew who they'd be looking for specifically so we had the "important people" bail with all the "important stuff" and the few people that were supposed to be living there stay and hold down the forst.

ok then, i think you best not even talk about it online user.

Kevin?

>2100hp
the coast guard won't be happy

lol why? they already tried. They found nothing even WHEN they were in my house with a shotgun held to my face

you under estimate the authorities bro.

you better watch your back and keep it as clean as possible, they'll try again when you least suspect.

What this guy said. Some guy criticized the local police of some californian town on a newspaper forum cause they were giving out parking tickets after waiting for preys at a walmart parking lot.
The newspaper gave the cops and the mayor the guy's ip and harassed him for years trying to get him to do illegal stuff on his boat service business and following him around while driving.
They even put a bunch of ex convicts in the house next door to watch him so they could know his schedules and probably plant cp in his pc or god knows what.
They couldn't get him to do anything illegal in the end and the guy appeared dead inside his home like 2 years later hours after he claimed on facebook they were coming to get him.
Don't underestimate the authorities be it in the US or wherever.

I can be in Key West in two hours, when do we leave?

defend my hearth with my twin katanas

>Don't underestimate the authorities be it in the US or wherever.

I would be more afraid of the authorities in the USA than I would in Europe. Americans have some motherfucking disease of idolatry of law enforcement, they can do no wrong in the eyes of the public ever. They literally get away with murder in public, imagine what would happen if no one is speaking about their actions.

Do some cleaning, my kitchen is a mess.

im sure they dont care enough about me to follow me around for 2 years to find some drugs i did 2 years ago with people i dont live with anymore but ya know i dont know what the world is like where you live, here a drug bust or narcotics raid really isn't anything special

west coast? midwest?

its a big fucking deal in anytown, usa east coast, they are on your ass forever after that.

Not with Gentootect :^)

I posted that story just so you keep being wary of authorities.
When i lived in the US(east coast) a bunch of niggers lived on a building behind mine, narcotics raided them once and after that they were on their ass for years.
I remember coming back from school one day and seeing some nigger run down the same street and a fat cop running behind him, turns out it was the nigga they raided years back but his apartment was clean again.
When they can't arrest you they get even more pissed off and you become their prize.

mhm ;)
midwest

got nothin to worry about if im not the one breaking laws, unless they shove their hand down my through and make me puke up some drugs (wouldnt doubt it) they wont find shit

It's as easy as once you get it just set up a LUKS+ext4
Literally takes a click if you use a disk manager and takes 5 seconds

throw my computers over the fence

chill and netflix desu
im not into anime..

Someone post that one old gif where that guy runs around naked and jumps out the window to chase down a cop I think it was as he runs in fear. I lost it

> soldering irons
BRING IT I DO THAT FOR FUN
> amateur hobby electronics enthusiast

unlock the door

set all my electronics on the dining room table

back up my photos/personal files to le cloud with new password

remove passwords from phone, tablet, laptop

comply

>all your shit is encrypted
>claim the 5th,and watch them tear their hair out
>thinks he is safe
>they kidnap you and take u to USA to charge you

ZOO PORN is not illegal in my country.

Not like I have it, just informing you.

I repeat, I am not saying I HAVE A MASSIVE ZOO PORN COLLECTION.

This is a maine coon I think guys, the cat that is

user, if you commit to working out you'll feel better about yourself. You'll naturally develop social confidence and be able to interact with women.

Have you tried jogging or cycling? cycling is particularly fun.

Heh. Didn't something like this actually happen?

Nothing, because I have nothing to hide. Do you?

>wipe hard drive
>fill it to the brim with gay porn
>encrypt it with the passphrase "n1gg3r"

Jerzy pls

Furiously masturbate to death.