Can you help me install photoshop for free on my MacBook? I want to fix some of my pictures for my boyfriend Brody...

>can you help me install photoshop for free on my MacBook? I want to fix some of my pictures for my boyfriend Brody. I watched a video and it told me to install this "u torrent" app... Is it real?

Let me tickle you're feets for 5 minutes and I'll see what I can do.

/thread

who the fuck are you
get out of my house

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can somebody please explain these threads

the situations in these threads never happen

the responses to the situations that would never happen are even less likely to ever happen

I just do not get it

do people get that triggered by a random OP on a random board even insinuating that they are betacucks

>o-oh that's kinda weird user, but I guess that's okay

samefag

what happened to chad?

Probably didn't want to trigger the mods

>No user, Chad's on holiday and I'm really good friends with Brody now :)

i would do it but i would also install a keylogger. then fuck up her twitter or whatever the cool kids are using these days

Some of the responses are hilarious.

I'm sure you're perfectly capable of doing any of that, guy who fucking saves thumbnails.

brb calling my homie chad to tell him you are cheap bitch

they're meme threads
it's suppose to be funny and aggravating

kek

>only 5 minutes

>Chad's on holiday

you fucking slut, chad is my homie. I aint doing shit for you and I'm going to tell chad about this.

This

>those god ugly teeth
>that uneven eye color
>that dry and unmaintained hair
>that ugly nose
>that jaw
>those bushy eyebrows
>those circles under her eyes
>that uneven skin tone
>she's probably not even 30 but looks like 45
Why are white women so shit?

samefag :^)

>Fucking whore, callin' up chad rn to tell him he's got a cheating slut for a GF.

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I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're referring to as u torrent is in fact, tor/C++ or as I've taken to calling it: MuTorrent+C++. uTor Linux is not a peer to peer file sharing network unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning tor system made useful by the compressed executable file, reduced libraries, and stream facilities comprising a superior torrenting experience as defined by Serge Paquet.

Just get GIMP instead, but I doubt you have the photo manipulation skill needed to "fix" anything with it

>using the smiley with a carat nose

bebo is the new hip site

>Why are white women so shit?
Are you saying she looks like pooh?

I'm not your cuck tech support, bitch. Ask your schlong swallowing cock goblin Brody to fix your shit or he's only good for cumming in your mouth and being a dildoe replacement? Well, not my problem, you fucking whore.