/csg/ Chink Shit General

Settling into our wiki page, what else is missing from it? Any recommended and chink shit gen approved products?

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General

>News
• Someone at Irish Customs sat on user's package and crushed it items themselves were fine though • user got shafted when buying cutting boards off AliExpress they're ridiculously small • Summer time's a comin, best buy those fake brandname sunglasses sooner than later • The Xiaomi USB fan is great when plugged into a Xiaomi Powerbank when plugged into a laptop not so much because of the angle it bends at
• user that requested the "Nidec Servo Gentle Typhoons with Gearbest returns with results • user receives his BM-800 and mic stand/arm provides vocaroo tests without windscreen with windscreen • Another BM 800 recommendation
• user ordered a bunch of watches off AliExpress • Redmi Note 3 Pro size comparison with a Sony Xperia SP • BM 800 frequency response sheet • Another Gearbest packes arrives fast Xiaomi XL Mousepad is a little rough around the edges and the fan he bought is too loud to use while sleeping • Easily track Chink Tracking numbers with
sky56.cn/english/track/index

Other urls found in this thread:

m.gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_202874.html
lifehacker.com/5957808/avoid-paypals-high-international-currency-exchange-rates-by-switching-one-little-option
techtablets.com/forum/topic/post-nl-as-tax-free-eu-service-ended/
efox-shop.com/elephone-p9000-lite-helio-p10-mtk6755-20ghz-octa-core-4gb-ram-32gb-rom-55-zoll-lg-ogs-ultra-narro-g-303810?currency=EUR
ebay.com/itm/351677425095
aliexpress.com/item/mini-microsd/32523738339.html
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ec_aPUi_a50
twitter.com/AnonBabble

first for japan

>want to buy Xiaomi 16k mAh Power Bank
>realize I still have 5200 mAh Hame Power Bank from years ago.

Where can I get Lepins?

anyone know a good chiclet keyboard? I need the quietest keyboard possible so that I dont wake up the gf when she's asleep in the dorm too

Thanks for the free bootleg balisong trainer alongside those phone stands, chinaman
>mfw balisongs are illegal in my country

Probably eBay, AliExpress

shoo shoo

Shoo shoo stinky chinky

This is a great fucking OP.

10/10, love the highlight links.

Any rec on Mini SD cards?

shark

based OP

Been an Ali fag for two years now, just made my first Gearbest order today.

I couldn't resist 1€ Google Cardboard VR goggles.

>quietest keyboard possible
One of those laser-imposed ones then, or a flexible touch keyboard.

>national holiday in my country
>dhl just sticks their fingers in their ass because of that
t-thanks

I've got a program which records my screen and any computer audio for me at the touch of a button, nice and simple, configured just how I like it.

However, does anyone have a recommendation of a nice small program which can do the same but for microphone input?

Item was ordered on April 24th and is currently at my local post.

Think I'll be sticking to GearBest from now on boys. That shit wasn't even in their EU warehouse and it got from China to Bulgaria in 12 days.

Hola, senorita.

gearbest is a bit of a lucky-dip with shipping.

Sometimes you get it remarkably fast.
Sometimes it doesn't even begin its journey to you for a month.

gearbest is much faster, seems

Friendly reminder that alibaba groups' stock has gone up 40%, obviously thanks to all you alli shills

we deed it csg

I fucking hate Paypal, especially with small payments.
For example, I ordered some tweezers and the final PayPal price was fucking 17% more than the original Gearbest price. Fuck paypal

how about quietest possible without making me loose my fucking mind
its bad enough having to use the scissor/chiclet keyboard on my laptp instead of my mech at night, I cant do a fucking laser keyboard

12 days from China to EU isn't even fast.
I have gotten multiple 5-7day shippings from China to Finland.

How long does it take to get your Goodboy points from a review? It's been like a week already, Did I forfeit my points by not making it glowing?

Paypal uses their own currency exchange rates, which is all sorts of fucky. Thanks Elon Musk.

They have to be manually okayed.

Couple weeks ago I did a batch of fifteen reviews, all of them glowing, all of them offering legit pros to the items.

So far two of them have been okayed.

SHOO
H
O
O

They've been migrating their review system so it will take a while for them to show (which is what I've been told.)

Z099MOUSEPADCHINK

ordered teclast x89 kindow, muh 4:3

will post review when it arrives

Yes yes, we get it. Alibaba stocks are up, you can stop shitposting now.

Bovine sculptor, or...?

>when it arrives

arts
cow
com

why making holes in a butter knife?

let's sell all of our chink shits to curry niggers and invest the money to Alibaba group

Reminder to get your 1€ google cardboard:
m.gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_202874.html

Use the promotion code for additional 8% off

You have the option to make them use your bank's currency exchange rate. This usually leads to a marginally better exchange, but you'll still see a small price increase

lifehacker.com/5957808/avoid-paypals-high-international-currency-exchange-rates-by-switching-one-little-option

>being a degenerate porn addicted

Makes the blade more lightweight for increased speed in high speed low drag oper8ing

Cops would be all over me if I lived in bongistan

You know you love pörn

...

Does it cut off at the dotted line or the edge?

I liked the look of that, but Android 4.4 and lack of cases and reviews put me off.

anything you want printed must be inside the dotted line.

In fact, my Chen barely fit, so I'd suggest moving it even some more pixels inside.

nice picture choice btw

So guys, best replica belts to buy from AliExpress?

>replica
*fake

Does it fit a 5.7 smartphone?

The fuccboi community doesn't like to call it fake, I know Chinks can make a good Fendi replica for around 20$ but since Alibaba doesn't want to get sued they have been going hard after fakes on AliExpress.

Depends, I guess 5,5" is the biggest that fits vertically but I guess you can try

Swede dectected

>fendi

I'm italian and fendi is trash for niggers and chavs

Ordered.

They're on 9-day backorder right now.

I wonder if they care about 'shit' being on the pad.

About to hit the trigger and become a part of the shark squad.
Will they send me a card reader for free? Some user mentioned it a few threads ago.

Gaybeast don't. But the free reader is trash anyway.

So, which reader should I get from gaybeast?

>$50
>for that keyboard
lmao

Well, they are practically Italian Burberry but it's a brand that Chinks can make good fakes of.

Have any brand recommendations?

Nah that's a bonus on MIXZA's official Ali store.

>PostNL as a tax-free EU service has ended
techtablets.com/forum/topic/post-nl-as-tax-free-eu-service-ended/

t. my package has been stuck in customs for two weeks too

>talking shit about Motospeed Mech keyboards

A lot of /csg/ anons already have them and confirmed their quality.

Hey /csg/, what do you think about the ELEPHONE P9000 LITE Helio P10?
Its for 160€ ($181.43) buyable.

- 5.5 Zoll 1920*1080 Pixel
- 2.0GHz Octa Core
- 4GB RAM + 32GB ROM
- 3000mAh Akku
- 13 MP Hauptkamera + 5 MP Frontkamera
- Android 6.0 System
- Unterstützt 2G & 3G & 4G LTE Network

efox-shop.com/elephone-p9000-lite-helio-p10-mtk6755-20ghz-octa-core-4gb-ram-32gb-rom-55-zoll-lg-ogs-ultra-narro-g-303810?currency=EUR

Do the sharks work with phones? I read that they are SD XC.

>memediatek

Of course they work

You missed the flash sale bud

And how are the speeds of the sharks?

Got mine in my LG G3 for some months now and its been doing more than fine.

I'm not the previous user but I have these two and they're pretty good except I think I need Windows 10 for full speed.
ebay.com/itm/351677425095
aliexpress.com/item/mini-microsd/32523738339.html

Vernee Thor has an Mediatek and it gets constant praise here so I don't see why that is a problem

Again, people are concerned that once Vernee disappears and stop giving updates, we will be stuck with an old, gimped, branded OS.

And yet the XDA-Dev threads live on with legit (autistic) coders posting that they are working on ROMS.

"People" on XDA are not autistic, they are just Pajeets. I always have to hurry them by promising to donate a few rupees to their paypal.

Hmm

Cheapest Chink phone with a 1440p screen? Want to use it for VR and I feel my Mate 7 won't look too good up that close to my head

>ended
It never meant to bypass customs, only offload load from china post.

>People are concerned that once Vernee disappears and stop giving updates, we will be stuck with an old, gimped, branded OS.

>once Vernee disappears
Those people should stop stating stupid shit as fact. Vernee Thor comes with stock android and its only present 'bloatware' if you even consider it that is the Uber app, they're working on MIUI compatibility as well as their own OS too.

I have serious doubts they're just going to up and disappear if anything they're going to rise in popularity pretty soon I reckon, the Apollo Lite is shaping up like a sexy fucking beast of a phone and its supposed to come out next month too.

Kek wtf
Found this shit while looking at tablets
Also, is it 2160x1440 or 2560x1440? Lel

>MackBock Air
Well spotted.

Le chink pad

I think I want a silly one now though

>inhaling the vaporized jew

>implying the tobacco jew is better

>using either

Bought a Motospeed Inflictor CK104 87 keys Wired Mechanical Keyboard Switches Backlit and should be in next Wednesday. Shipping was quick for me. Will report back in when it comes here. Also from gearbest.

Btw how's vaporised jew? I've been thinking about giving it a go.

10/10 OP, breddy fregtastic

>banggood shipped my order
>no tracking number

If it's < $50 freedom dollarous you don't get one. Wait a month before you start to worry.

White man want numbel?

White man pay big money.

No money no numbel white man.

P-please, Mr. Chang, t-this is all I have...

kekkeroni
fantastic

Fuggg so my nexus 6p doesn't fit?

Hey guys. New Mi Pad 2 review

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ec_aPUi_a50


I've posted a review before for the KZ ATEs and Piston 3s which you can find on my channel, I'm the cripple from the motorbike accident from a couple of nights ago.

anyway, hope you like the video. I've got some more shit reviews incoming

Are you the same guy that drives no less than 50mph?

Anyone get Ubuntu Touch working on the Mi Pads yet?

Where can I buy pic?

No. But it's hard not too on a big bike

You can PayPal me and il send you the picture I uploaded?

>Ubuntu Touch

WHYYYYYYYYY?!

>19:07

fuck that