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Got any horror stories surrounding a chink shit purchase? Ever have a fake powerbank go up in flames?

Chink Shit Wiki:
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>News
• Someone at Irish Customs sat on user's package and crushed it items themselves were fine though
• user got shafted when buying cutting boards off AliExpress they're ridiculously small
• Summer time's a comin, best buy those fake brandname sunglasses sooner than later
• The Xiaomi USB fan is great when plugged into a Xiaomi Powerbank when plugged into a laptop not so much because of the angle it bends at
• user that requested the "Nidec Servo Gentle Typhoons" with Gearbest returns with results
• user receives his BM-800 and mic stand/arm provides vocaroo tests without windscreen with windscreen
• Another user provided his BM-800 tests as well (sorry I missed it in the last thread) • MackBock Pro laptop spotted in chink tablet promotional pictures • user gets a dried orange with his package • user gets a cute letter from a new eBay seller • KingDian's S280 240GB SSD is currently back on sale over at Gearbest for $54.99 with the 480GB version priced at $113.30
• user finds his Rock Zircons uncomfortable on the ears • user reviews a eGpu he bought off Gearbest and shows his set-up • Crippled by a motorbike accident user starts a youtube channel reviewing chink shit. youtube.com/watch?v=OapEypb8dKQ

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How many deriveries are you waiting on, Sup Forums?
15 here, two more arrived today.

>>>Do you think they might get electrocuted?
>Almost certainly
Are you speaking from experience user?

I actually tried to look up various different chargers for this type of battery, but the other chargers seemed to be even cheaper than this one.

The only ones that are more expensive are the huge bulky ones which charges two batteries at the same time.
But my siblings wanted something more compact.

This is a bit of a bind, one one hand I want to believe it's a good charger, but on the other hand, I don't want my family to fucking die from electrocution.

Something like 8, I'm hoping most of them arrive this week

Just one. Tracking says it's already been in the country since monday, but of course the little shits at the post office are taking their sweet time.

Question: does gearbest expedited shipping make it so your package is guaranteed to be inspected by eu customs, like when you get something shipped by DHL?

2 from gaybeast, 1 from ali and 1 from goodbang.
The older gaybeast should arrive tomorrow.

They won't.

I'm waiting for ali to give back my money that they retained for "security reasons" so I can reorder the redmem 3.

Anyone bought a Chinese vape stick?

expedited shipping is DHL, atleast in my case

bought a chink smartphone for the first time and I cant track my order or it doesnt do anything
Latest Event -- 2016-04-27 00:00 Manifest Generate, Parcel Data received
how fucked am I?

It says expedited shipping costs 3 euro on the checkout page, so I doubt it's DHL in my case. Annoying that they don't make it more clear.

Define "vape stick"
The $3 ones are a gamble and who knows how much fucking lead solder and asbestos wick you're inhaling.
That said, most of the good stuff is also made by Chinamen and they mercilessly clone the ones which aren't theirs. What's your budget?

the funny thing is for my order expedited was also cheaper then regular shipping, no idea if it was an error or not - but I'll probably get cuck tax because of DHL now, atleast they slightly undervalued the parcel at 83USD

>BangGood refunds me for being dogshit and not having my Redmeme 3 Pro in stock
>PayPal confirms that I got the refund
>2 days later, prepaid credit card company still hasn't processed it
reeee I want my chinkphone

Hey anons, eachine drone buyer here, just wanted to share a problem from banggood.

Bought the diversity screen so i could see my drones fpv camera but the one they shipped had a half manufactured antennae socket (this was about a $200 lcd)
Emailing back and forth they wouldn't take it back or replace it, the best they could offer was to send me another socket and when i questioned the warranty if i soldered in the socket i was told to take it to a repair shop.
I live on a island the nearest repair shop is a loooong way away.

Caveat emptor

Isch e 720p biudschirm gnue für VR?

Sött mer ou so es teil zuelege wenn ds dr fau isch

I was looking at the $50-100 ones

It'll do fine with vr

I heard this is a new phone brand

my order will be around 110 euro, so I hope it isn't DHL. I send them a ticket asking, might as well.

What did you buy?

noice. Time to order some more shit.

VR porn here I come

I think Sup Forums should know. They'll feel right at home with those phones.

chuwi ilfe v7 vacuum robot

Was looking for an excuse to buy a 32gb shark, and now I finally have one. But I have a question: Will the write speeds be fast enough to save parts of a 720p webcam stream?

As long you aren't doing lossless recording, yes.

My new Mi pad 2 review after owning it for a month.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ec_aPUi_a50

also there's the Piston 3s and KZ ATEs, ed9s and ed3 youths on there too.

I'll also be reviewing an LG 4k TV, Bose soundlink mini, BlackBerry Priv, beyerdynamic dt770s.

Also loads of Chinese shit like the Chuwi v5 robo-vac and xiaomi rice cooker etc.

All for consumer knowledge. Unbiased tech reviews.


pic related came through the post.

Fasttech is probably the best site for things in that sort of price range. Just make sure you get something listed as "genuine [product]" rather than "[product] styled".

Ohmy, thanks for posting me on your thread. I didn't realise and double posted the link about the mipad.
I'd watch the video just incase you're thinking about getting one as mine is a POS and needs to get sent back. I'm currently going through Gearbest support and will keep you guys posted

Can I ask you something? Have you tried running games like Hotline Miami 2 or DOOM ? I want to buy one but I also want to play some low demanding games when I get bored like a little hotline miami

What bike did you have your smash on and how much longer is your rehabilitation going to take?

Thanks for the informative review btw. Looking forward to the hoover and rice cooker ones.

What carrier does Gearbest use in the US for "expedited shipping"

They gave me codes for America Line (SF) but who do they hand off too?

Theres literally no way of me knowing where my shits at once it enters the country, last update was sent to US on the 29th.

I'm about to go to bed but I mention on the video it stutters playing cutscenes from final fantasy 9. So I'm sure it would struggle with some games but then again DOOM and hotline aren't so graphically intense. I'm about to go to bed but I can give them a shot tomorrow for you. I'll post the results in csg thread tomorrow for you.

A friend and I will be setting up a stream of my lizard's terrarium with a raspberry pi and we want to be able to save the last few hours on a card. Currently testing file sizes of 9000kbps video, will a shark handle this bitrate or do we need to go lower? Does anyone perhaps have the benchmarks? Anyway, glad I can finally fall for the shark maymay.

Great, thanks.

>Your item has been processed through a facility in GUANGZHOU, CHINA at 3:32 pm on April 27, 2016.

Been stuck at this for over a week, lads. What the fuck is happening?

I noticed it could be bad from being 2 prongs. There is no ground that could prevent a house fire.

Lost 3CMs in length off leg as both fib and tib in shin took my leg apart when it hit the vehicle. I lost most of my calf so they put my back muscle into my leg. I also lost two out of the three main veins in my leg. So they lucky had the healthy one to attach the lower part of my leg for blood flow otherwise I'd have lost it.
also can't lift ankle like most people.
shattered my right arm so have two plates in that.
bashed my head so I have vertigo and hearing loss.

apart from that haha.

lesson: watch out for bikers
Lesson for bikers: get a car.

Stay in school kids ;)

>when your twitch stream of your lizard who basically sits in one place all day absolutely has to be in 4k

I just bought a ceramic light bulb heater from AliExpress for mine. Hope she enjoys living with the Housefire of Damocles six inches above her head.

do not record to the SD, corrupting the boot medium is a hassle

get a USB stick and write the video to that

Sorry. Didn't answer your question. Been off work for 7 months so far. Was on a Honda cbr.
all free. Thanks to the UK health system.

Yeah we both know jack shit about video stuff. 9000 will probably be overkill ofcourse, but just testing it out atm.

Those heaters look very nice, using regular heat lamps since forever for my creature..

>watch out for bikers
"No"

Good Lord, that looks horrible. Congrats on not dying, and I hope you get back to some semblance of normality soon (but not before reviewing some expensive Chinese shit).

>tfw riding year-round for nearly twenty years without a serious accident

Fucking Mike played it well on me this time.
Got this for the cheap, and not only it doesn't work but it doesn't even serve as paperweight

aliexpress.com/item/USB2-0-Video-TV-Tuner-DVD-Audio-Capture-Card-Adapter-Converer-for-Win7-YKS/32599071750.html

I hope when you hit one he catapults off his bike and flies through your window and torpedoes you in the face helmet-first like Raiden from Mortal Kombat

kek

lmao i hope so too

You musssst.
God speed captain.

Anything in particular people want reviewing? When I move back to my own place I'll get the wifi rice cooker. I'm up for buying some whacky stuff right now to take my mind off things

I know a guy that was a biker. Country road. He went round a corner and hit an on-coming car near my village. He went through the windshield and decapitated all four people inside. Was a bloodbath

>heads will roll

>He went through the windshield and decapitated all four people inside.
Was that guy a katana? How the fuck did that even happen.

>he was folded six times

One of the knockoff Star Wars lego sets.

Now that Intel has killed off Atom, will the age of cheap windows tablets come to an end once stock of those chips runs out?

Probably flying through the air at 80mph relative to the car with his arms out sideways

they offer quite a quality in most products though
I've ordered several things from Mike's and they are alright, except some descriptions are not accurate at all, got a DC step down instead of a DC booster and ordered some tin wire that resulted in very small reels for ants

Normally that shouldn't be a problem I think. There are many battery chargers that don't have ground connection.

What I'm more concerned about is whether the internals are double sealed to prevent electricity from jumping out of the device.

fucking brutal

Oh God I love lego too. If somebody to bought me a set I'd play with it for hours. The new stuff is so expensive now. What's the China stuff like? If it's the real dealio but cheapo I might buy some and start a collection.

anyone? No idea what is going on with my shit.

It's going to take upto a month. Sometimes more. Just chill.

>60 GB used of 64 GB

Is that a 128gb shark? It's a fat shark either way!

Its already been a month (ordered on the 6th) and, from the tracking, it looks like it hasn't even finished processing for shipping.

My wife's son has one of these. It's not bad but you need to remove the stock firmware.

A quick google of "Lepin millennium falcon review" reveals some chaps who seem pretty autistic about their Lego and are quite positive about the quality of their Genuine Lepin Star Wnrs sets.

Noice. I'll look into it tomorrow when I get up.

Anyone have a Chuwi v5 vac?

Damn man, you're tough.

I hope you get better soon, keep it up!

Wahey just waiting on sharks now

Thanks senpai

Does this product lag?

gearbest.com/laptops/pp_357338.html

>Languages also depend on DOS

what

LEL, you became a manlet.

When your shark's get hungry you can feed them donuts!!

I regret buying a donut instead of a shark. I bought a donut card, and a mixza card reader, and the shipping for the card reader took a week and a half. I'm still waiting for the donut, and it has been officially a month now.

Try it and find out, dumbass. It's Blootooth, there will always be some inherent lag there.

They don't just ship the stuff, they wait until they have a full container, and a cheap berth on a ship. That's why is free shipping

If an order takes a month to reach me, I start poking the seller with a stick to see what's going on and maybe if they can give a refund already.

My donut came fast, shark took forever

When will I learn!?
Yeah. It's been hard. Hard on my Mum too, she's helped out loads. Really shows who gives a fuck when it matters and makes you think differently about how you treat people.

You know someone cares about you when they clean you ass.

Is it true that you get 1300 good boy points after doing five reviews on Gearbest?

Get well f a m, waiting for the up and coming reviews

>16gb
I thought the whole point of sharks was to get a high capacity card at a low price

What's a good chink vape for weed?

>Hard on my Mum
it's ok, i've got a hard on for your mum too

Im not him but some other user had purchased an 8gb lol

>tfw you got one of those Amazon $40 tablets and finally have a reason to use your shark

8gbs are really cheap from shark

>$40 tablets

Wew lad.

...

So is a bag full of cow shit but that doesn't mean you should rush out and buy one

But who knows he probably got one just to collect a shark

Need a sub 200 dollar phone for goodbooy

What do I order?

It's either this or I wait for One+ 3 ....

Cuckitel

I fucking love you cunts. The camaraderie displayed in this general is comfy as hell. Everyone is genuinely helpful and knowledgeable too. People are sharing regardless of their location and nationality. This is pretty much a model for an ideal country and culture.

poor people tend to be very noble :^)

moto x