/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General

>News
• A PSA from "The Wiki" • user tries out a $5.50 usb endoscope off eBay • user's Gearbest reviews haven't gone through • user reviews a pair of "Mpow Wolverine Bluetooth Headphones"
• Loot is home user has more loot to show off Chink cat approved
• Rock Zircons are pretty much almost sold out all over the place - this includes AliExpress and Gearbest
• user bought a UV flashlight tries it out on his watch a euro note and scares himself when trying it out on his toilet
• user got a Swisskey
• Redmi 3 Pro battery life, MIUI causes lagging webm to illustrate lag in Google Calendar
• Optimize your internet browser for your (Kingdian) SSD
• user's pretty happy with his Note 3 Pro & Shark takes a picture using its camera
• user posts his initial thoughts of his CHUWI HiBook

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archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=pokemon cart
ebay.com/itm/Shantae-Nintendo-Game-Boy-Color-2002-/291688394825?hash=item43e9fbb049:g:t-oAAOSwKtVWxnPi
emuparadise.me/Nintendo_Game_Boy_Color_ROMs/Shantae_(USA)/68131
blendswap.com/blends/search?keywords=battleship
gearbest.com/cutting-tools/pp_319818.html
igeekphone.com/chuwi-hibook-pro-tablet-pc-is-coming-at-the-end-of-the-month/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

fist

Second for "dried mango"

STILL stuck in customs.

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>stuck in customs
>since the 6th
REEEE

>MEMERY CARDS
It better fucking be sharks, it doesn't get more memery than that.

Here is the content.

I will post a test with a Gameboy Advanced because it is a gbc game but it was enhanced before it's release, so lets see if this replica has that

Wannabe video game developer here and I can't stop looking at the MIXZA shark and not wanting to turn him into a tons of missiles that get shot a at a samsung battleship or something. Who wants to see this animated y/n

I want to see that shark shot into my asshole to be Frank

Jeg anede ikke at folk faktisk boede på Lolland

>buying pirate copies of 15 year-old games for an obsolete system
Is this what the inhabitants of Lolland do in their spare time or are you just memeing?

>Got my Piston 3 and Piston Hybrids
Holy shit the Hybrids are way better imo, the 3 aren't bad but too flat for me since the music sounds boring.

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Goys what is that Swisskey user posted in the last thread?

Cube iWork10 Ultimate vs Chewy HiBook

WW/csg/D?

>6th
Try 23th of April.

Honestly I feel like bombing the customs center at this point but I've been thinking for my next purchase if it's possible to ask the seller to send it as gift with an invoice that it is indeed a gift.

Anyone here tried this? This would be a surefire way to avoid customs but obviously it's not very legal.

Used my sisters old one because i have packed my machine down, and sadly with it the GameCube gameboy adapter
Well it's a pretty rare game originally and I wanted to play it on a real system, plus 5$ if not that much.

Skal bo et sted ikke?

Okm /csg/ Sup Forumsoys I need:

-some nice multi tool shit with a plastic nub that can help open up laptop/tablets and with a scissor that can cut metal

-copper thermal pad 1mm

-silicone thermal pad 0.5mm

Were do I find it?

Chuwi anytime desu

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This shark shit is getting out of hand.

>anons buy products with sharks on them
>chinks notice
>chinks produce more shark-related products
>anons buy them
etc.

Seems like a good deal for both sides.

It has the GBA enhancements, and looking inside it looks alright.

Is this not the first time /csg/ have got a game cartridge?

Take that potato out of your mouth

And here is the backside of the pcb.

>where do I find it
Aliexpress or ebay. Ebay will probably be better for the tools.

>game catridge?
That user that got the whole collection of Pokemon game copies. I think two months ago.

For people looking for cheap prescription glasses, I would suggest Zenni optical. Have bought two pairs, both pretty good.

From my understanding they manufacture from China.

Best chink tab for on the go digital sketching?

Preferably something with a few customizable physical buttons that I can map to shortcuts

This user. I got mistaken not collection.
archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=pokemon cart

It looks neat but its no terrifying 911.

Okay had not seen that, but they seam to be legit build quality.

And this is to please you

Try checking the price for a real copy, last time i checked it was 227$ bid up
ebay.com/itm/Shantae-Nintendo-Game-Boy-Color-2002-/291688394825?hash=item43e9fbb049:g:t-oAAOSwKtVWxnPi

Have had the micro sd to magicgate card for my psp for over 2 years.

Its a funny place

Atleast my pcb don't look like someone had soldering exercises

Audio autistic didn't show up last thread

>no suggestions for a phantom power

Wtf is 'phantom power'?

MEMERY CARD should be in the next OP picture and in the news section

Literally google it.

It's required for many microphones.

there's an unofficial CM13 based on android M on xda, status unknown

the power of the phantoms

That's chilling user. Spine tinglingly so.

>Try checking the price for a real copy
I'm sure there's a ROM for it floating around

negrros, ive finally recibe my onda obook 10 from gaybest after 2 months and a half of wait, ill be posting reactions soon.

emuparadise.me/Nintendo_Game_Boy_Color_ROMs/Shantae_(USA)/68131

Pick one fgts
blendswap.com/blends/search?keywords=battleship

they do come well shipped and protected

>hardware faggot
>living in this millennium
He'll be pseudo anti emulator

Granted but the prices for a sd to gameboy cards is fucking expensive.

Have played the game on my psp (emulated), but I felt like i wanted something to give the "real" feel, but the legit copy is ATM out of my budget.

This guy gets it

The tablet come well protected do with foam all around.

Anyone got one of those Chuwi robot vacuumemes?

Also does anyone know how the Xiaomeme tv boxes compare to other android tv boxes?

keyboard the same story, well protected and filled with foam.

Meant you and meant that we can emulate all we want but there is a feel you get when sliding the game cartridge in.

Have my psp loaded with the worlds emulator but some games i still want a real copy of, but this is just to expensive ATM

Solid marriage between the parts and the keyboard have better travel than the golden macbook, around 3 mm. Weight about 800 grams to 1 kilo.

Battleship Yamato

Aren't Onda one of the Chink tablet brands to avoid? I remember reading that somewhere.

not a moment too soon that mac of yours is end of life friendo. just dont try to plug that thunderbolt display into minidisplay kouhai.

Size comparation vs a macbook pro 13`, its charging now and i will boot it in a bit.
It has win 10, intel cherry trail, 4 gbs of ram and 64 rom, and comes with a screen protector too.

its this
gearbest.com/cutting-tools/pp_319818.html
I have one too, its pretty neat.

oh its mini display to vga that will "just work"no worries

it was dead some weeks ago, installed an 240 gb SSd and 16 gigs of ram, running el capitan like a champ and booting in like 10 seconds.

yeah haha, its just vga ;^)

thats what i also do for customers is buy a new SSD and its like a brand new mac. most are not poor so they just get a new one.

So you are a hardware faggot.
Do you even play the games, or do you just buy them for the feeling you get when sliding the cartridge in?

Also, what do you use to get your shit off the cart once you're done sliding it in and out and have you ever torn your rectum doing so?

is that a graphical glitch or a custom application making the bar at the top black?

That looks uncannily similar to the dock/hinge on my first generation Asus Transformer tablet.

I had an issue with the hinge applying too much pressure to the front of the screen as you tilt it back, and it would kill the power.

its a config familia, go to settings -> general -> use dark dock and menu.
I thinks thats its only in el capitan.

There, where the mouse is.

come on, post that onda fired up

Don't know you seam well informed so you tell me and yes i play the games, why else buy the games?
>>bought pirated game for collection...
Also the gameboy and psp is portable with build in controls so no ps3 controller over BT to use the phone emulators.

I used my psp to entertain me on a ride down through EU to Croatia for a holiday, had loaded my sd card with alot of games and persona 3 PES still hold BTW.
But when you get your boyfriend to remove your head from his asshole try to neck yourself

Jackpot, configuration time now

don't forget to log into your microsoft account ;^)

Does the Chuwi Hi8 pro have any of the problems that the normal Hi8 has?

Botnet confirmed, no landscape mode yet, but the keyboard works good

>OS in anything that's not English
why do people do this

Thats the profile btw

Un momento, landscape mode

What ROM are you planning on flashing?

And a ching chong nip nong to you too, young lady.

is there a reason why it looks like a refurb surface pro 3?

why would someone come to Sup Forums if they cant into moonrunes enough to comprehend elementary chinese?

the door to reddit is over there...

Finally got my Wintel Pro CX-W8.
They had wrong barcode scanned on post office, and that's why it never showed as "ready to pickup" on tracking.

Also I have no idea why Gearbest wasn't able to ship this via China post, that tracking code shows up as "Electronic information has been received" so it wasn't even rejected by chinese customs. And why it took them over 18 days to ship it via Post NL

fuck of Shin

Nigger, are you serious?

I guarantee a poll would show that less than 1% of Sup Forums users can ready basic nip or chink.

And I can guarantee that I've been here longer than you, but that's moot since there's no way of proving such a thing.

Sweet, I just ordered the redmi 3 pro yesterday. I'm looking forward to that battery life. Now here's hoping stinky chinky hurries up packaging my shit and handing it over to dhl.

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>that's moot
who?

As in 'moot point', friend.

WAT IS THIS

igeekphone.com/chuwi-hibook-pro-tablet-pc-is-coming-at-the-end-of-the-month/

Hi12 to replace the current champion Hi10

working good atm, i will download texshop and porn, obviously.

Can we watch porn, bro

The HiBook replaced the Hi10. Now the HiBook Pro is going to replace the HiBook just two months later

wat

i dont know, can WE?

New Xiaomi phone coming in July also. They just keep pumping them out.

just like apple then

Poverty

I say yes

I haven't seen a new apple phone in 10 months?

how long until there's a hackintosh compatiable chinaman macbook rival ?

Who makes these OP images? They're really great.

There was never any point to moot, user.