I'm going to the world's largest apple shill fest, AMA

I'm going to the world's largest apple shill fest, AMA

How much anal lube are you bringing?

Can you touch your bellybutton with the tip of your erect penis while standing up?

Dat 9gag watermark
>mfw feel when feels good

Do you already have AIDS or will this be your first pozcum injection?

haven't considered that as a packing item. how much should i bring?

sadly, no.

KEK

Two gallons minimum.

what kind of free swag will you get?

have you looked into selling your ticket to profit instead?

kek

Enjoy it for what it is, OP.

I got to go to SAP's SAPPHIRE NOW conference in 2011 as a student and it was both interesting and something that opened new career paths for me.

If you were playing baseball, would you rather play the catcher or pitcher position?

>goes to apple conference
>doesn't even have retina mac

lmao, all the fags will probably laugh at you for using a >=4 year old computer

no, but seriously, congrats

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Top or bottom?

noted. thanks m8

thanks man, can't wait. I hope it does the same for me too.

I know some people who went last year, got backpacks jackets and stickers.

catcher any day ;)

RIP, but thanks man

>I'm going to the world's largest apple shill fest
Why bother? You can't even afford devices to test your "dev skills". Sell the ticket and save the money to pay your scholar debt.

bottom :b

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>print("Hello, Scholar")
Why do they do this.

simulator on xcode my dude

DUDE CODE LMAO

>applel in charge of functional code
>applel in charge of making a hello world that isn't a broken pile of shit

We're so cool XD

Now you just need the skills.

APPLEL PASTE EATERS BTFO

... but i'm going to wwdc.... whatever lmao

>... but i'm going to get aids.... whatever lmao

Tickets are given at random, you are nothing but a normal student.
You can go and enjoy the conference, hang out with the cool kids but at the end of the day you will remember that you don't belong there, that will be the first and the last time that you feel important.

>no citation for any of this info
>also shitposting racism on Sup Forums

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