Would you ride a podride

would you ride a podride

[spoiler]no[/spoiler]

How does it work?

you petal and it goes forward
its a bicycle with 4 wheels and an interior

now this is podriding

A pooride?

a podride

Jesus, did his prop helmet actually look that shitty? I mean, the whole movie was so awful I'm sure I wouldn't have noticed, but Jesus Christ that looks like something a 3rd grader made.

the last thing we need on our roads is something as slow as a bicycle, and takes up even more space

according to that iphone, it goes up to 40 mph
thats impressive for a bicycle

porridge?

a podride

wasn't the point supposed to be that he made everything himself? looks like a 3rd grader anyhow

my car's speedometer goes up to 230mph, doesnt mean ill be travelling at that speed

>buy one of these
>install a heater/air conditioner
>slap MLP stickers and pro-atheist bumper stickers on it
>can't use it because pedaling is too hard

>nu-male: the """car""""
>also a swede

Pottery

no it doesn't

>implying its a car
its a podride

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Women will think it's for losers so it's dead in the water. The world will burn because men are afraid of displeasing cunts.

>tricycles are for children

No, because I own a fucking car.

>implying that people buy vehicles just for women
2D > 3D

One costs $5k and only has enough space for one person.
The other costs like $20 and has space for a whole family.

>not driving a V8

queers

>enough space for one person
and a toddler :^)

It's probably too expensive

yes

>pedaling is too hard
It has an electric engine

>not driving a v6
literally cucked

>Didn't name it "Ubuntu"
Whoever mad that, sucks.

>Women will think it's for losers
>being such a beta that you need a car to "impress" women

How many vape pens can it carry?

as many as your trailer can carry

Sold!

Hell yes, I love odd vehicles

>having a driver's license
fuck off back to facebook normie

>implying you need a license to drive a car

>he can't drive

Kek

wait wait wait

how much this cost?

Too much

You mean a cuckmobile?

I guess about 3000 EUR
Custom made parts, not mass produced, battery, motor, air shocks, seat, custom fabric, ...

Lol you probably failed your automatic license 10 times before giving up. Now you sit at home fat and alone with no friends, all because you missed out on the freedom being able to drive gives you.

Probably also use arch Linux.

>a final fully-assembled production model might ultimately sell for around €2,500 (about US$2,845), if the market were large enough.

Focken dropped

>Probably also use arch Linux.
LEEOLE NICE MEME XDDDD

What is this actually called?

it might be "pod ride" with a space
i may have fucked up a little bit

srsly i'd pull that mother fucker up to the club like a boss

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>Overpriced shitty recumbant style bike with a tarp on it and 100lbs of stupid shit and a motor
>Sven pls
For the same price you could get a beater that would actually get you somewhere.

at least add a real chassis and not just a cloth covering

We've been using these badboys for everyday work ages ago. You can drive around your whole family, shopping bags, even construction material.

Cuckmobile 3000

can they be dragged over a 10 foot wall?

we had these in the 70s

a movie for 1st graders made by 3rd graders

nothing wrong with that

they're both shit

No skidz, no buy.
I'll stick to my commodore

Enjoy losing your license

I had no problem dragging it over your mother's bed

What, you don't have your own burnout pad?

probridge

looks a little snug

looks a litte snug

Fits perfectly into my cuckshed

looks good against bears. wonder if it is street legal

>looks good against bears

>gnu/linux fits 3 people and can have parts swapped out if something breaks.

>canned_human.zip

mario kart. good height for sucking men at grocery store parking lot.

Car>bike>bicycle>walking>public transportation

>niggers not denying the comparison but actually defending a trash bin attached to a bicycle

>no holden or falcon in canada

Oh the world we live in

>posted on a website hosted on a server running gnu+linux
>using a wireless router running gnu+linux

This isn't India, user.

It is a slave's job (*nix) to serve and provide for their masters (Win and sometimes Mac).

Did they touch a nerve. I bet you typed that in with tears streaming down your face.
> Ill show these "normies" who is boss
> Can only argue with memes

I'd rather fruitboot.

Down a very big Hill maybe.

>projecting

THE SWEDISH DREAM

The Dutch laugh at this. We have e-bikes.. But this is ridiculous. Something a kid would build around his old bike.

Your mum does, sometimes i join her

Just imagine getting pulled over by campus security, winding down the window to let off a huge cloud of vape in the cops face, then screaming "You got a warrant pig!" And proceeding to leave the thinnest burnout in history whole he gives chase through the campus

the modern day equivalent would be the renault Twizy

My parents want to buy this shitty car for me.

and? I had to buy my first car, you ungrateful cunt.

It's not locked ergo they dont need a warrent.

Your mom's new husband?

Why? Are they aware it can't go on highways? Can it even fit four grocery bags? If you're somewhere that's all the car you need, I don't think you need a car. Because you're in a city. With stuff close together and functional public transportation.

Yes they do, they cant just open it if its private property

how are you supposed to carry your gayman desktop?

>according to that iphone, it goes up to 40 mph
Km/h. And it says the max was 14.6Km/h (9mph)

It's not even a thing but I'd ride it for sure.