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What Chink Shit are you currently waiting on to arrive?

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>News
• A PSA from "The Wiki"
• user receives a package labeled MEMERY CARDS no memery found, instead a rare copy of a GBA enhanced copy of Shantae for the GBC picture with added memery cards • user reviews a Onda Obook • user reviews the Ubit bluetooth speaker • user's Kingdian S280-240GB SSD was reporting different values in Task Manager vs. CrystalDiskInfo user contacts Gearbest and is assured that it doesn't affect the life of the product • In the events of the above user posting, the user that was the first to buy and test the Kingdian SSD shows up to report his still doing good • user reviews a cat shirt he bought as a joke for a friend • user's surprised by the quality of his Xiaomi XL Mousepad • Speed comparison of a 850 EVO 250GB and a Kingdian S280 240GB • New update from Quick&Dirty reviews user as well as a new review

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a.pomf.cat/yhihyy.mp4
a.pomf.cat/ygdkmu.mp4
a.pomf.cat/ixqpba.mp4
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user.gearbest.com/my-reviews.html
gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_168281.html?vip=151618
amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00X3TT4A2/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1463158878&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65
amazon.de/XIAOMI-MISCALE-Weight-Bluetooth-Android/dp/B00WNGZL44
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Mail order bride

First for the wiki circlejerk tripfags can go fuck themselves instead of crying about invisible formatting "errors"

Thanks.

Cute.

I want to buy a chink dac because i'm fucking poor, but i don't know which one
aliexpress.com/item/New-version-Assembled-XMOS-U8-PCM5102-TDA1308-USB-Coaxial-DAC-Sound-Card-32bit-384K-headphone-Output/32409065830.html will this one be enough?

Also I received "plastic toys"-package on today, so time for immature humor: overvolting vibrators.

1) a.pomf.cat/yhihyy.mp4
Good old egg vibrator, works as expected.

2) a.pomf.cat/ygdkmu.mp4
Next is "brand name vibrator", it doesn't sound very powerful.

3) a.pomf.cat/ixqpba.mp4
At this point protection circuit broke from trustfire battery, so let's remove that fucker. Under wrapping we found noname green cell.
This vibrator sure sounds powerful even with one 14500.


So yes, you can overvolt your vibrators with 14500 batteries.

No good quality batteries harmed during testing.

what's the difference between the china and global stable roms on the note 3 pro ?

user why, starving children in africa could have benefited from those

Get the FiiO instead

I got an automatic email from ali that they shipped my stuff and I got excited, but it turns out they just gave the information to dhl, thy didn't actually ship it yet. Now I'm dissapointed.

You lads excited for something to arrive?

Does anybody have experience ordering things from Alibaba? I'm really struggling here.

I need one tiny laptop part and I can only find it there.
I basically half-assed a 5$ order and waiting for confirmation (or more likely denial). Shit ain't as simple as AliExpress.

FiiO is two times the price m8

There's one on ali $37

never ordering anything from Gearbest again

they don't allow negative reviews, average item quality is shit, and $16 worth of items were missing from my last order.

which model?

Aye, waiting on my Superlux HD-660s to arrive.

Waiting for techtablets to review the Chewy HiBook, except yesterday someone on XDA posted about a HiBook Pro revealing/releasing at the end of this month

Life is suffering

oh yeah i see you mean FiiO K1
>100db SNR
that's pretty bad
i really need something better for a low price (it can be a bit higher than $40 tho)

Waiting on a bunch of stuff.
Zircons haven't even shipped yet which is a fucking pain and half the other stuff has left the country of origin, meaning all I've got to do now is wait and hope.

What cheap tech shit would you recommend?

>Speed comparison of a 850 EVO 250GB and a Kingdian S280 240GB
>the first one is a 60gb drive

Kingdian shills pls

What is it

From last tread, because I lake advantage of good intentions.

Looking for an entry level phone, preferably something dirt cheap that has nothing more than the capacity to browse the web, view documents, email stuff and has a long battery life.
I don't care about games, photos, streaming high resolution porn or how cool it looks, just how robust it is.
How low (in price) can I go and still have a phone that hasn't broken 6 months down the line?

t-shirt?

>What Chink Shit are you currently waiting on to arrive?
My flashlight and battery still aren't here, and the tracking isn't updating anymore. I think it's supposed to be in my country, but who knows.
Also, a DDR dance mat. No tracking on that, so at least I'm not checking every 5 minutes.
At least my zircons came really fast.
I think those will be my last chink purchases for a while though.

Budget

40-50 dollaroos is cheapest.
I got lenovo A399 for 45 dollaroos almost year ago, and it has serves me great. Horribly outdated by now tho.

Also ignore these fuckers pushing above 60 dollar phones, unless you are gaming or working on your phone above 60 dollars is just waste.

Nope

How low can you go and still have a good phone? Probably a Vernee Thor for 100 its recently released so reviews are slowly coming out.

Hey, look at that.. you bought a meme.

>kz
>not pistons or cock circons
ayy lmao

I ordered a xiaomi redmi 3 (not the note) like that other user a few threads back. He was pretty happy about it in his review. Here's hoping it arrives in the +-8 dyas they promised me.

>cock circons
i like this meme

No one, stop buying crap from china you consumerism whores

he didnt ask who cheap shit would you recommend...

YA BIG DOPE XD

>stop buying stuff i do not like

>YA BIG DOPE
Hey Bill

shoo shoo stinky jew

said the user in the /csg/ thread

>buy a lot of cheap trash because its cheap
>spend more than buying useful proper stuff that will last

Le chinki merchant

I'd like to keep it under 120$/€, and would rather not utilize it all, I don't want buck for bang, I want my bang for the lowest buck.

what is this even?

*most bang for buck
fuck me

delete this

can't you see the kz ed9s user?
you should probably get your eyes checked

STILL stuck in customs.

fuck, thought those were batteries for a sec

~$100 acceptable chinkphones:

CUBOT H2
Oukitel K4000 PRO
Cubot S550
Umi Touch X
Doogee F5

All with pretty much the same specs (MT6735, 2gb RAM etc).

If you can go a little higher, the Redmi 3 is better than all of them, has a better SoC (SD616), great battery life, and is much more reliable.

It's $132 on Ali right now.

aliexpress.com/store/product/Original-Xiaomi-Redmi-3-Full-Metal-Snapdragon-616-Octa-Core-Dual-SIM-2G-RAM-16G-ROM/609089_32595241665.html

I can personally recommend the following tech-related stuff:
Rock Zircons, Xiaomi XL mouse pad, Xiaomi power bank, Mini M8S Android TV Box, Orange PI PC.
Haven't tested the rest of the /csg/ memes yet, but most of them seem pretty solid.

thanks for that mate

>Want to order shit off Gearbest with coupon codes
>8% off makes half my items more expensive
>Can't use more than one in one order so I need to make multiple orders anyway
It's like these chinks just want to make more work for themselves processing orders

Best tablet for under $150? One with a keyboard would be great.

Never use gaybeast coupons.

gearbest coupons are the worst, they replace the discounts so you can get a 40% higher price with a 8% coupon

>buy a tablet that you like
>buy a keyboard for it
is it that hard?

The great botnet of Chinkland

uhhmm, actually i he ordered the shirt for me. but whatever, cool.

Haha yes my pretties, come to me

Is there any chink external hard drives?

Buy assd and a case faggot. Know how to use a screwdriver you worthless cuck?

>using outlook.com

Why not mail your hard drives along with your DNA to NSA user?

I got these emails too.

Check user.gearbest.com/my-reviews.html and does your reviews have only "No" on Cons?

I want atleast 2tb for porn

It's not being too retarded in applying the discount, it's taken about a dollar off of $20. Hardly worth the time spent fucking around with it though.

Jokes' on you, I already have

>USB 2.0 Micro SDHC Card Reader
Get USB 3 one.

Should gotten USB 3.0 reader

Those micro USB cables are .60 cents on aliexpress

More ranguage support and google pray

The only coupons worth using are ones sent for specific products in their newsletter, the general coupons are useless.

Use Gearbest Points instead.

Why do you keep buying shit on gearbest when ali is cheaper, not even the points make it worth it

Unless you are buying xiaomi and prom to be fake stuff is plain retarded

Any other sites that offer fast shipping like banggood?
I need a new mouse but I need it fairly quick.
I know that's not the chinese way but still

Does anyone have that Free Mousepad thing?

I agree.
It seems that cakebux was actually very effective viral marketing plan, and it got whole /csg/ hooked on gearjew.
Gearbest sometimes has good flash sales (like the 10 cent flashlight), but 90% of time alie is cheaper.

>ali is cheaper
wrong
it's mostly 5-20% more expensive than gearbest/banggood when it comes to stuff like phones and ecigs

fuck the spam filter

Thank thanks

>gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_168281.html?vip=151618

Price mistake?

$22 Xiaomi scale for amerifats. Free shipping. Make sure to select the American warehouse.

It's usually $20+40 shipping and it's selling for $55 RIGHT NOW from Amazon themselves. I just bought 10 to resell.

amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00X3TT4A2/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1463158878&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65

>ecigs
Yeah I'm sure they sell cheap fedoras too

anyone not pricechecking on multiple sources is an idiot. There's no need to be loyal to either website.

There is very good reason why it is on spam list.

>Bluetooth V4.0 Mi Smart Weight Scale

Okay this is getting plain retarded

Also, europe amazon have them for 18€ so stop being retarded

>150kg max weight
>for amerifats

hey homies
whats the cheapest shit you guys have actually found relatively useful
im just interested

40 cents sata cable
That is pretty much it

>18 euro
i only see them for 49 euro
amazon.de/XIAOMI-MISCALE-Weight-Bluetooth-Android/dp/B00WNGZL44

>tfw a couple weeks ago I claimed this happened to one of my reviews, but just got called a shitposter

I was staying away from the USB 3.0 ones because they're a fair bit more on gearbest, but looking at ali they're pretty reasonable.

I guess that probably applies to almost everything else I'm ordering too.

The specific coupons are still a pain just because they cancel out discounts on unrelated items. I'd get the best saving by putting in 3 separate orders with different or no coupons, although the amount I'd be saving is next to nothing anyway.

Give me a link nigga, I don't believe you

$18 euros shipped for free?

>not even the points make worth it

Except that they do, points can take off an additional 30% on top of already discounted chink shit. Points are easy to get too, write your first five reviews on their site and you get 1300 points.

>literally working for the chinese to get 30% discounts in 150% overpriced stuff

Whoever did the cakebux is a genius

>$18 euros
Fucking amerifats

Also fuck you, enjoy "reselling" your anti american weight scales

less than 50 cents for 100 strips of PH test, tested it on precalculated solution and it was accurate on the expected +-0.5ph

2 dollar watch, keeps time and looks good, but I expect the battery to die rather fast

40 cent aux cable, works perfectly

why so hostile? because you got proven wrong?

Got my Redmi Note 3 Pro.

PPSSPP, the psp emulator runs fast, plays all games fluently.

Can't get 60 fps in Def Jam Fight for NY sadly

Yeah because germany is europe, this fucking amerifats holy shit

what was the range of pH on those babies?

A PSP is 30$ and has buttons.

>not even the points make it worth it

two days ago I got two products for free on my order thanks to GB points

>don't even know how points work

are you dense?
those two products were exactly 30% of the final price, so it's like I got them for free