Real programmers write in ______
Real programmers write in ______
Ryder Carter
Lincoln Jones
A well suited language for the specific job at hand
Asher Flores
>Not writing your website in C
Adam Bailey
the language that is appropriate for the task at hand.
Nicholas Taylor
a few languages, deciding which one to use in the actual project.
Grayson Murphy
/thread
Juan Myers
>not doing web design in SPARC Assembly
Blake Adams
Machine code, because anything higher is botnet.
Asher Bailey
>he doesn't write his own BIOS firmware in javascript
Tyler Nguyen
Now what is a well suited language for a specific job such as writing common desktop applications, tough guy?
Isaiah Stewart
x86 in 16 bit mode with 20 bit bus.
Alexander Wilson
At least there are two imageboard softwares I know of that are written in C. One is old as fuck and the other still unfinished.
Julian Peterson
Think again!
All binaries are injected with botnet syscalls now.
Evan Cook
>assembly
>lisp
>C
Jose Wilson
Op must be disappointed with the replies in this thread.
Landon Rogers
Why should I use anything else? javascript is all we need
Kevin Hughes
Is this real
Hudson Rodriguez
Yes.
Isaiah Rivera
Depends
Python easiest
C, C ++,
Pajeet? Use Java.
Christian Turner
Hold up, can I get a backstory on that
Aaron Thomas
C, C++, JavaFX etc
Leo Ortiz
>C for desktop applications
For why
Aiden Murphy
Pencil
Xavier Bennett
c++
Adam Foster
asm
Cameron Wright
Why not?
Joshua Miller
hitting a nail with a sledgehammer when you have a regular hammer
Joseph Young
Fortran?
Luke Baker
A Turing complete data-manipulation formalism.
Luke Harris
>Real programmers write in ______
Daniel Cook
Pen and paper.
Jaxon Torres
Assembler
Nathan Kelly
Their underwear
Jaxon Harris
Visual basic
Ayden Barnes
programming languages
Jace Hill
>Real programmers write incomprehensible code when they are drunk. Their breath also smells like cum.
Gabriel Lewis
text editors
Gabriel Morris
...
Ethan Jackson
>implying real programmers arent at their best when they are drunk
Brayden Murphy
blood
Blake Jones
Optional thing you can check in VS to enable crash report/information collection about program usage.
It's not mandatory
Brandon Ramirez
a hurry. They don't test anything and push their code into production, whilst correcting mistakes in the machine code.
Jeremiah Mitchell
Anything but php.
Andrew Cooper
This shit right here
Blake Gomez
>Their breath also smells like cum.
So only women and faggots are real programmers is what you're saying
Michael Bailey
Sounds like a big security threat to me. How would an OS engineer ever think it is a good idea to implement binary injection as a feature? It opens up a whole new attack vector on every bin in the system.
Parker Cook
Well, Microsoft bro
Nathan Reed
OCaml
:^)
Christian Carter
their waifu's language
Lucas Edwards
Assembly!
Lucas Scott
Ada
Henry Adams
I always find ada terrifying
Christian Fisher
hindi
Cooper Reed
emacs
Dylan Flores
why do people on Sup Forums keep posting pictures of a woman with Harry Potters' face photoshopped on it? what meme is this?
Cameron Sanchez
web interface in python, backend in scala, performance-critical components in c++
Eli Williams
Lua
Bentley Bailey
WEBDEV
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Aaron Long
their Ferrari
Benjamin Edwards
xDDDDD russki faggot
Connor Anderson
Get this hothead out of here
Wyatt King
Perl with a functional paradigm.
Henry Carter
>Completing a task in one blow with less chance of fucking it up.
Shit argument m80
Logan Gomez
C, bash and assembly language
Luis Hall
english
/thread
Jack Harris
Lua isn't russki?
Justin Hall
whatever gets the job done
Nathaniel Roberts
Ah, the good old days when this was mandatory in CS 101.
Grayson Campbell
post more o'reilly covers
Jace Long
>JavaFX
Hahahahahahah no.
Lucas Rivera
>coding directly with machine opcodes
>compiler
Pick one