Can't eat without submitting to the botnet

>can't eat without submitting to the botnet
>Sup Forums doesn't care
>tfw Sup Forums would rather argue about anime wallpapers than fight the botnet

Please die of hunger already, not even stallman is this autistic about ordering pizza from the internet.

Stallman eats for free out of others charity tho.

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Stallman isn't poor, he just dresses like a hippie.
Don't think he isn't flying all around the world on the FSF's dime eating like a king.

nonfree.pizza

kek

Grow your own food

>shilling something that's not even useful for free

>can't fap to porn
>it's copyrighted material
>meaning it's non-free (free as in freedom)
my balls hurt!!!

>can't use your imagination

imagination only goes so far, if you have no real life experience.

You have that backwards. The more detached you are, the more you can makeup.

I think there's a sweet spot, somewhere in the middle. You need at least some real world references to incorporate into your imagination faps.

You might be right. Boob physics in fictional depictions are too wild and a turnoff. Got to know how they move and feel for a better fap.

learn to cook you fucking manchild.

>this is fap thread now

>can't have hot, fresh pizza delivered right to your door in freedom

start a pizzeria of your own. make it only use free (as in freedom) methods, tools and software.

Take this free and open-source Libre-chan to fulfill your sexual needs, user!

I appreciate the gesture user, but I can't fap to a woman who doesn't respect the man.

Self made pizza is totally superior and pretty easy to make.
You just have to make the dough one day in advance and let it sit over night.

go to the grocery store buy some food and cook it you worthless LAZY fuck

He is though

If you give him a coke instead of pepsi hell sperg out

Apparently coca cola killed people or something

>Apparently coca cola killed people or something
check out the documentary: the coca cola case

Is this image CC licensed? If so, you need to state that when you upload it.

can't you just call?

You guys need to get into lucid dreaming. Like seriously.

I thought it was a meme for the longest time, but it actually works. The only problem is to get over the "I know that I'm dreaming" barrier.

>I thought it was a meme for the longest time, but it actually works. The only problem is to get over the "I know that I'm dreaming" barrier.
I still think it's a meme, but tell me how you got it working, I know almost nothing about it though.

>using non-free telecommunication devices and services
WEW LAD

>wonder how this thread survived from yesterday
>it's a new thread someone fucking reposted this shit
Holy shit the autism

Use a payphone

>lucid dreaming
>not hypnosis
Get real fampai.

hello newfag

Heard it fucks up your sleep since you're semi-awake. I don't want to end up sleeping more than I already do (which is too much).

might as well ask the NSA to order pizza for you

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There are multiple ways to get it working. It's pretty hard to get there, though.

The easiest is to become aware during the dream by doing so called "reality checks".
They're moments where you think "WAIT A MINUTE this isn't real I must be dreaming", which will catapult you into control of the dream.
Look at your fingers. If they're longer/shorter/more or less than normal, you're dreaming. This is a sure fire method. Most of the time, you'll have like 7 extremely long fingers or shit like that.

Look at text. If it's distorted, you're dreaming.

There's a Star Trek Voyager episode about it where Chakotay knows that he's dreaming because he sees a big full moon outside the ship. This is actually a valid technique that you can train.
>am i dreaming?
>look outside
>the giant moon is there
>i'm dreaming

Yeah that's true.

You won't get any rest during lucid dreams because it fucks with the REM state.

You are free to modify this free software/hardware, including it's T-shirt, user!

It's in Public Domain.

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Can you do it on demand, as in, can you choose when you want to lucid dream or not?

ok thanks, I have had many lucid dreams in the past, though none of it was intentional. It was really fun though

>Can you do it on demand, as in, can you choose when you want to lucid dream or not?

Short answer: no

The techniques I described are "dream induced" lucid dreams, which kinda.. just happen. You can train yourself to make it happen more regularly, but you can't just induce it like pushing a button.

It's kind of getting into a habit of looking for signs that you're dreaming (like looking at your fingers. if something's wrong with your fingers, it's pretty easy to realize that you're dreaming). If you do it enough, you'll just casually do it while you're dreaming and trigger the lucid dream like that.

Sounds kinda weird, but that's really how it is.

Took me a few years to make it happen regularly.

>Short answer: no

Reddit please leave

again

One more thing that can be used as a trigger:

>can i float?

Sounds retarded, but just imagine that you're floating and if it works you know that you're dreaming.
Like literally just take off from the ground.

(You)

>implying my imagination isnt part of a botnet
>my own botnet

And then you just start fucking the nearest female in your dream and hope you get to finish before you wake up