ITT we make Sup Forums approved insults. I'll start.
If you were a method in C, you would be fgets.
Because it sounds like faggot. I told this one to be CS professor. He looked a bit weird about it, probably because he got burned. Anybody else wanna share some?
Your mother is so fat, computing her weight caused a stack overflow
Gabriel Watson
If you were a method in C, you would be fgets.
Samuel Miller
You're mom has printf a fgets.
Ryder Diaz
Your mother programs in HTML programming language
Parker Edwards
Your mother can not even install gentoo
Josiah Reyes
> even counting HTML as a programming language Yo momma so dumb she uses 1's compliment.
Adrian Hughes
Your mother shitposts from templeos
Levi Lewis
its funny because my mom literally cannot install gentoo
Angel Brooks
>she uses 1's compliment
Stop does the C Standard
Nathaniel Long
HOLY SHIT TOP KEK M9 XDDDDDDDDD FGETS, GET IT IT SOUNDS LIKE FAGGOTS HOLY SHIT TOP NOTCH BANTZ M9 ThAT PROFESSOR WAS BTFO SO HARD DANK DESU SENPAI DESU SENPAI
Matthew Long
I forked your mother and reaped her process
John Sullivan
Pretty good insult but not really Sup Forums related.
Dylan Turner
things you can turn on and off are technology related
Christopher White
>method >in C Methods belong to classes, C has functions.
Nathan Hall
You're more insecure than scanf.
Ian Ross
OP here, yeah, that was bait. It took 2 threads for somebody to even catch that. And this is supposed to be the tech board. Wew lad.
Matthew Gutierrez
Nice damage control OP.
William Barnes
forking fget
Cooper Bailey
Your mother is an object
Julian Perez
Checksum.
Christopher Stewart
You fucking monoid.
Gabriel Hughes
Your insults are so poor, in the year 2016 they fail to implement arbitrary precision arithmetic.
Justin Wood
Your mother is fatter than glibc
Ethan Morris
Your mom is so dumb, she never realized a monad is just a monoid in the category of endofunctors.
Jordan Hughes
> And this is supposed to be the tech board. No one returned a damn you autistic variable
Benjamin Cruz
eval my dick faggot
James Reed
How is scanf insecure? Sprintf is insecure. fgets is a method of the FILE class. It's an implementation of OO in C's standard library.
Wyatt Jenkins
>OO in C's standard library.
this is b8.
Anthony Evans
Your post is bait.
Cooper Green
They both are insecure, scanf is more so because it takes user input. Literally asking for code injection. >fgets is a method of the FILE class FILE is an opaque pointer.
Landon Russell
You're mom is b8.
Jacob Hall
>scanf is more so because it takes user input What can you do with that? Besides all user input being potentially insecure, scanf doesn't cause a BOF (unless the implementation does), so it's pretty safe. On the other hand, sprintf can overflow your supplied buffer, and snprintf is the safe version. >FILE is an opaque pointer. Yes, it's how OO is done in C. Opaque pointers to structures.
Nicholas Reyes
scanf("%s",string); Just fuck my shit up until zero.
Lucas Wood
What's a safe alternative then? Fgets+sscanf?
Nathan Lewis
fgets is fine. gcc and clang also extend scanf to support on demand allocation, like ideone.com/AR0eei It's not standard. MSVC, on the other hand, has scanf_s. Or just write a wrapper for "read", it's almost like fgets.