UML learning resource?

Hello Sup Forums

I am interested in learning UML, do you know any good resource to learn it? Free resources as well as books are welcomed.

Hahahaha, DON'T.

Don't learn UML.

>I am interested in learning UML
You're not.

I had to learn in it in college. Look up books by grady booch and the rational unified process manuals.

why the fuck not? I’m beginning to work on projects that would seriously need some kind of management, and the UML seems to be suited for what I would need.

thanks, I’ll take a look at it

UML is useful. I'm not sure why the other anons were trying to dissuade you from learning it.

I picked it up by studying design patterns. Wikipedia is straight-forward enough.

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They are making fun of you because nobody uses UML in industry. It's mainly college theory and I don't think they teach it at the Ivy League CS schools. Also look up pic related, it was another textbook used during classes.

>UML seems to be suited for [project management]

It's not even college theory, most colleges stopped teaching UML ten years ago.

>ITT: fat C NEET fanboys that never wrote anything bigger that a fizz buzz tier program.
Dont listen to those faggots and learn how to properly design your software first. You don't need whole books about UML to do that. Grab a book on design patterns and API design.

>most colleges stopped teaching UML
No.

It would do you more good to read up on test driven design

But that's wrong.

this

What book would you suggest?

It's not.

Just because you two go to some community college stuck in the late 90s doesn't mean that the rest of the world is.

>Don't listen to these retards telling you not to use UML, you should listen to me instead and not use UML
You're an idiot.

>>Don't listen to these retards telling you not to use UML, you should listen to me instead and not use UML
>You're an idiot.
learn to read you turd

Make a diagram that comes out of your own fucking head instead of following some arbitrary standards, you mongoloid

Er, sorry to dissapoint you, but I don’t like C at all, and I’m actually making useful software for my company.

thanks, I’ll take a look at it


Also, lots of fags here seem to have misread what I wrote: I’m not asking about wether I should learn UML or not, but about resources for learning it. Ama…

Dont learn UML, faggot

Not op here but I have to learn UML for my college degree and i'm having a bad time learning this shit, please give me something to help me study. Pls help

UML is really fucking useless. It's a waste of time learning it. I was forced to learn it and have never used it again since I have gotten my degree. Then again it'll probably depend on your place of work, but I'd never use UML for personal projects.

Note that I am not saying that modelling in and of itself is useless.
Don't be retarded, that's it. That's all you need. UML really isn't that hard.

Why would you lie?
said nobody teaches UML anymore.

>Why would you lie?
What are you talking about?

Stop lying. You never had to learn UML for your degree. They don't teach it anymore.

This nigger. I've had my degree for about 3 years and we had to learn it back then. They probably still teach it.

You are retarded.

so you got your A.S. from which community college?

>They don't teach it anymore.

because every college & prof's curriculum is identical and instantly adapts to change in popular opinion

Wtf do your companies use if not UML?

Community college isn't even a thing where I live.
Just remove yourself from the gene pool already
From my experience they just make models that get the point across without wasting time by abiding to UML's arbitrary rules that don't even add anything to the chart.

>non-US higher education
I'm glad you admitted that your degree is irrelevant.

I will let my paycheck be the boss of that, thank you