If Browsers were restaurants

>Goto Firefox restaurants
>The tables are trying to fall apart and waiters keep giving the wrong tray to different people

>Goto Chrome restaurants
>all you can eat buffet but they get to watch you while you eat unless you goto the smoking section

>Goto Opera restaurants
>no forks or knives, you have to eat with your hands

>Goto IE restaurants
>"Closed for renovations"

>Goto IE restaurant
>Its a toilet

xD

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>goto Chrome restaurant
>security cameras everywhere
>waiters on roller skates move fast but are morbidly obese so everyone else is slow
>looks sleek though

>go to Firefox restaurant
>worker man building an unnecessary addition but every hammer strike knocks over another table in the restaurant
>worker woman with no skill is drilling holes in the walls but the owner demands she be there
>waiters keep getting obeser every day
>shitty paint job makes this place vaguely reminiscent of chrome restaurant

>opera restaurant
>fast service, shitty selection since chrome restaurant bought them out

>Edge restaurant
>Wendy's

>ie restaurant
>Burger King

>Goto Firefox restaurants
>You wait forever for your fancy order and when you get it it's cold and lacks taste

>Goto Chrome restaurants
>Decent looking restaurant, you get your food, no special dishes, but the staff are total nosy cunts

>Goto Opera restaurants
>you get your cheap mac and cheese on a chair
and waiter is unwashed and and unshaven
>Goto IE restaurants
>You get a bad experience and after diarrhea

>>The tables are trying to fall apart and waiters keep giving the wrong tray to different people

How is this reflective of Firefox?

Everytime I've tried to use FF lately it crashes like crazy and opens up new shit I don't need open

I was thinking the same thing

>Goto surf restaurants
>there's a chef, table, a kitchen, and a simple menu, no waiters, you speak directly to chef

simbly eric X'D

More like

>Firefox restaurant
>here's this bland shit we've got
>OR here's this pile of gourmet ingredients, but you'll have to cook your meal yourself

>cook your meal in your mouth

>googled this
Gross looking. Nohing cool about that all. I feel like the minute I use it the minute I get popups everwhere

Suckless surf ?

It's non bloated and perfect.

I wouldn't mind testing it out if there was an EXE

Compile it

if youre on windows forget it, your restaurant is being accosted by the Irish mafia demanding protection money every weed

>ff restaurant
a bit overpriced and has a nasty ambience with the food's quite tasty

>chrome
delicous food but the staff gets to hold your wallet in pledge every time

>opera
decent looking exterior but you come across bad hygiene and terrible odor once you step in

>ie
you're only served cinder by an army of apes overcooking banana inside

FF:
Best meal you can get, healthy, good for your future growth, however it's the most expensive as you need more money to buy the hardware to compensate for it's speed. It's a gourmet buffet with a gourmet price or you simply wait.

Chrome: Best meal you can get, they even know what you want before you enter so that it's already ready on your table when you arrive. Of course the waitress acts robotic and is super hot.
However, they try to shoot you in the head once you try to leave the restaurant.

IE:
Kinda like fast food, kebab, McDonalds etc. Looks very nice on the inside, but the insides are sometimes really bad. It really depends on the configuration of the environment of the computer if it's safe. Just like the fast food I listed can be super good because the employees try to make a good meal, or they don't give a fuck and spit on you. It's afforadble though.

Opera:
A very good meal that became bad and foul. Somebody managed to save some seeds to grow something new, but the new meal is equal to bread and water now.

Edge:
Very young browser. Still in the kindergarten age. It's like going to a school with little children and trying to get some food from their cafeteria.

Vivaldi:
I kill you, you piece of shit.

FUCK. Yeah I saw that, I dunno how to compile. when I linux, I r a simple usr

>Vivaldi:
>I kill you, you piece of shit.
this is my favorite

Jesus, the only problem I have with chrome is the botnet, lack of diversity in the add-ons community, and absolutely infuriatingly retarded lack of bookmark sorting/editing.

Firefox on the other hand does eat up memory like a hungry North American,

>Lynx restaurant:

>There is a pile of canned goods from 1990 and a can opener.

very underrated post

>Go to uzbl restaurant
>There are no tables
>There are no waiters
>There is no furniture
>You go to the kitchen
>Two bearded guys are standing there cooking food for themselves
>You ask them where you can order food
>You have to cook it yourself, they say, but they will be happy to provide you with ingredients and cooking instructions

...

>food analogy
MERIKA

I once got banned for posting exactly that
>xD

Janitors are dickheads - literally they cherry pick banning.

Or they banned me on /his/ for saying poo in the loo but other day I've seen multiple people memeing lots of retarded shit and none got banned..

XD :^)

moot gave the original mods blanket ruling. That's why

>using the smiley with a carat nose