/csg/ Chink Shit General

Got any packages stuck in customs? Orders still processing? Always contact support asap whenever something is up, instead of waiting overly long and having protection/support expire.

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General

>News
• Making a pic for you guys to print Shark mousepads with, still looking for a font. Request sharks.
• user reviews a magnetic micro usb cable another user has one as well one issue it can short out data to ground which can be possibly damaging to whatever you're currently using it with.
• Bart Simpson over here shows off a new slingshot bought off AliExpress for $4
• user reviews a Teclast Kindow • user posts a step by step picture guide to buying from TaoBao
• user very bravely tries out a new SSD by chink brand "Kingrich" and warns us about its quality
• user possibly bought fake Piston 3s hasnt scanned the QR code yet a guide to spotting fake Piston 3s
• More and more JJRC H22's are showing up at user's doorstep, some reviews and experiences
• user got his Chuwi hi10
• A guide to putting Piston 3s back in their box
• user got his second shipment of chink shit
• Early Rock Zircon impressions
• user spilled water on his MotoSpeed Mechanical keyboard after he just got it, everything's fine now • Dirty Reviews user has another review for you guys and a BM-800 audio test is asking for your help to decide what to review next

youtu.be/c1V2WXGEdvc

youtu.be/W9N1i7qmf94

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aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Sale-Fashion-Men-Wallets-Quality-Soft-Linen-Design-Wallet-Casual-Short-Style-3-Colors-Card/32568292180.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.1.Vu81im&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_8,searchweb201602_2_10037_9955_507_10032_10020_9061_10017_10021_10022_10009_10008_10018_10019,searchweb201603_7&btsid=b5cb3c09-162e-4040-8ede-3ccd8263422d
aliexpress.com/item/Mens-Leather-Wallet-Black-Card-Clutch-Purse-Pockets-Cente-Bifold-Money-Clip/32229536351.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.57.oD3XU7&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_8,searchweb201602_2_10037_9955_507_10032_10020_9061_10017_10021_10022_10009_10008_10018_10019,searchweb201603_7&btsid=eb7eb2d2-f3d9-4bbd-8978-7dd6b9f35c2d
aliexpress.com/store/product/frashright/1707728_32324064133.html
aliexpress.com/item/Newest-100-Original-Rock-Zircon-Sport-Stereo-Earphone-Running-Sports-Headphones-Ergonomic-Design-Headset-With-Mic/32575979157.html
gearbest.com/motorcycle-fairings/pp_226234.html
youtu.be/SvBqG_rA4Lo
world.tmall.com/item/523911924520.htm#detail?skuId=3171750365354
gearbest.com/electronic-cigarettes/pp_211459.html
world.tmall.com/item/38405732513.htm?id=38405732513&ali_refid=a3_430620_1006:1103101367:N:发光键盘:e3a74faeb16d76476b203fe01b1e06e8&ali_trackid=1_e3a74faeb16d76476b203fe01b1e06e8&skuId=3126032187303
detail.tmall.com/item.htm?id=40583025568&toSite=main
aliexpress.com/item/shuddupandtakemymoney/32519458875.html
healthland.time.com/2009/08/04/can-cheap-sunglasses-be-bad-for-your-eyes/
aliexpress.com/item/7-inch-Tablet-PC-Quad-Core-Q88-RAM-1GB-ROM-8GB-Allwinner-A33-Bluetooth-Android-Tablet/32446349455.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.1.aFoSRc&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_1_10017_10021_507_10022_10020_10009_10008_10018_10019,searchweb201603_6&btsid=dc88346a-8e06-462f-aab7-4d674a0df2bb
theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2016/5/13/11672806/xiaomis-YI-4k-action-camera-gearbest
gearbest.com/action-cameras/pp_360137.html?guh
willmyphonework.net/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

This is the real thread, idiot:

Dramaqueen.

Shoo shoo

Fuck off anime faggot.
That whole thread is just offtopic spam.

>real thread
>anime dreck

This OP actually puts effort in, so fuck off

>taking on attention ho's

This is why Sup Forums is turning to Sup Forums

You see some troll and you take them on, giving them a form of fulfillment.

>it seems /csg/ is dead

>just a thread without proper csg heading
fuck off, delete your comment.
hidden
reported

>greentexting in a sticky

aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Sale-Fashion-Men-Wallets-Quality-Soft-Linen-Design-Wallet-Casual-Short-Style-3-Colors-Card/32568292180.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.1.Vu81im&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_8,searchweb201602_2_10037_9955_507_10032_10020_9061_10017_10021_10022_10009_10008_10018_10019,searchweb201603_7&btsid=b5cb3c09-162e-4040-8ede-3ccd8263422d

Opinions on this linen wallet? I wanna try something non-leather. I use a Chinese-made Chaps wallet and it's been holding up fine because it's a simple bifold design. But i find the touch and scent of lamb skin (or any dead animal) to be gross.

I think got a shit product because he went with something too complex. The metal accent and the glued-on blue strip to hide the stitching just seem unnecessary.

aliexpress.com/item/Mens-Leather-Wallet-Black-Card-Clutch-Purse-Pockets-Cente-Bifold-Money-Clip/32229536351.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.57.oD3XU7&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_8,searchweb201602_2_10037_9955_507_10032_10020_9061_10017_10021_10022_10009_10008_10018_10019,searchweb201603_7&btsid=eb7eb2d2-f3d9-4bbd-8978-7dd6b9f35c2d

Yes, the downside to

aliexpress.com/store/product/frashright/1707728_32324064133.html

is that it's probably a little too big for EDC purposes. I bought it mainly for night walks back from country pubs when out camping, since my phone's torch is shit and half the time my phone is out of battery by then anyway (protip: if you ever spend more than 5 minutes away from a charger don't buy a G3).

There's a Rock Zircon Sport version with ear hooks if anyone's interested.
aliexpress.com/item/Newest-100-Original-Rock-Zircon-Sport-Stereo-Earphone-Running-Sports-Headphones-Ergonomic-Design-Headset-With-Mic/32575979157.html

reported for thread duplication

I wonder what shall arrive today I hope it is something nice

Announcing reports is also against the rules.

go ahead, bump the correct thread, fag

>the correct thread
lol no

If anyone's interested, this motorcycle USB charger

gearbest.com/motorcycle-fairings/pp_226234.html

works fine. The waterproofing has held up through one moderate shower thus far, and the mounting hardware is "adequate". It felt slightly flimsy and was rather fiddly to install but thus far it's survived about four hours of spirited riding without falling off.

Still waiting on my USB voltmeter so I can't confirm how clean the power it supplies is but my phone hasn't exploded thus far while plugged in to it so presumably it's fine.

>Bikefagging
Back to /n/

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SHIT
WADDUP!

Are normal AA/AAA rechargeable chink batteries OK or a nono?

what's the best chink vape for around $30? preferably something i can mod in the future and keep for a while

Shipping on any batteries will be about 12 years since they come by land

>without protection board

damn OP, I ordered my free mousepad 2 days ago... will I be able to order another one with shark pic? do they really check the address? can I use another email/name?

wat? Even normal AA/AAA ones? what kinda gay law is that?

im not a STEM-monkey, what does that mean?

If you make a new account or use another IP it's fine I think

You use another mailing and ip

Ship address can be the same.

Asking this again since somebody bought some Mixza USB drives a few threads ago.

lol yes x^D

youtu.be/SvBqG_rA4Lo
I wanted to edit this properly on my pc but I'm too comfy here to go and see turn it on so I used some shitty app for editing. The quality of the video is just like the quality of this phone - shit. What this video is trying to portray is the inability of MIUI to multitask on 2gb ram while the older phone has no problems.

>google translate taobao

>Large size women.

BTW I'm using the global rom while the g2 is using a Cyanogenmod nightly

If you search "cuckold" on ali, there's a load of stuff regarding turtles. Is it a machine translation error where the chinese word for "turtle" also means cuck?

Alright what you guys think? Had to adjust the text placement so it wouldn't get cut off. Will post requested sharks next.

world.tmall.com/item/523911924520.htm#detail?skuId=3171750365354

found a cheap mech keyboard on tb with non-retarded keycap font fucking finally

>KZ ATE S arrived in my country and it only took a week
first time I've been able to track something in the UK as well

why on earth would you search that on ali if you aren't one?

remove chink shit general and just keep /csg/

Nice find, 10/10 would request with Gearbest.

I want to fit in at an upcoming Bernie Sanders convention

Needed some stuff to fit my new redmeme 3.

Going to get one of those small quadcopters and a dashcam next month.

I really like this a picture.
They didn't go out and get a new iphone for the size comparison, it's one that's seen some use and got scratched up.

I wasn't looking for a new wallet, but I'm considering this one.

gearbest.com/electronic-cigarettes/pp_211459.html

This is similar to my first kit and if its anything like it the tank will probably break and half the coils will be duds but you can get cheap clearomizers like the ce5's.

Aspire is reliable and besides the liquid the kit comes with everything you'll need for the first two months, plus you can get different tanks for it and stuff.

fuck off sjw.


It would look cleaner with just /csg/ tho.

what is the point of accusing me of being an sjw when you are just going to agree with me?

Too much of the shark is getting cut off

Found a TKL one that offers black, blue brown and yellow switches from Rapoo, but I don't know which one to order. I'm trying to buy a black one with brown switches and RGB backlight.

world.tmall.com/item/38405732513.htm?id=38405732513&ali_refid=a3_430620_1006:1103101367:N:发光键盘:e3a74faeb16d76476b203fe01b1e06e8&ali_trackid=1_e3a74faeb16d76476b203fe01b1e06e8&skuId=3126032187303

Anyone know moonrunes?

And lower case

chink vs chinese feud.

>chinese feud
fuck, I'm hungry.

Thanks for reminding me user!

Way ahead of you. Was thinking of making a little tab effect like the ones on Micro SD's, but looks just as good without.

you want it more in the lines though don't you?

Do you have a vector graphics version of the shark?

Can do with Chink Shit General or without. Any other requests?

do one with the shark wearing a fedora

...

What color are you gonna get?

My coins are always falling out, so i like that it has a zipper pouch.

black.
I usually keep my coins loose in my pocket, since I ripped the bottom out of my last wallet by keeping coins in it.

Current wallet is leather, and I don't know if this'll be an improvement in terms of pocket sweat.

detail.tmall.com/item.htm?id=40583025568&toSite=main
>explosion-proof

I used to have a wallet with a coin pouch, just makes it bulky and heavy with coins in it.

also worth noting that my usual pair of pants has pockets that go 60% of the way down my thigh.

Foot and a half, at least.

Moved shark to prevent cut off.

Only a psd, no vector sorry.

do you have each color?
:3c

There's a more popular and cheaper listing here:
aliexpress.com/item/shuddupandtakemymoney/32519458875.html

Yay for sort by orders, I guess.

...

Request which shark you want and I'll get to you in the morning.

>Only a psd, no vector sorry.
Damn shame. Would you mind posting the largest version of the shark picture you have?

I'll upload a psd tomorrow.

To that guy who bought sunglasses in the last thread or anyone thinking about buying sunglasses, this can be dangerous. Some of them don't actually have UV protection.

healthland.time.com/2009/08/04/can-cheap-sunglasses-be-bad-for-your-eyes/

32GB

this is in the wiki page/pastebin.

polarized film / UV-blocking film is super cheap. Damn near everything has it, and if you're really concerned you can test the sunglasses.

any audio autists here?

what do folks think about some of the DACs/preamps/poweramps/classD/headphone amps?

Lots of good diy stuff, the xy lm3886 board is my main stereo

lets get the audio autists out of the closet to educate

Do I dare buy the cheapest 7" tablet on Aliexpress?

aliexpress.com/item/7-inch-Tablet-PC-Quad-Core-Q88-RAM-1GB-ROM-8GB-Allwinner-A33-Bluetooth-Android-Tablet/32446349455.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.1.aFoSRc&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_1_10017_10021_507_10022_10020_10009_10008_10018_10019,searchweb201603_6&btsid=dc88346a-8e06-462f-aab7-4d674a0df2bb

What could go wrong?

So, what are you guys waiting for ?

battery is shit, only useful for light web surfing and watching chinese cartoons at 380p

my redmeme 3 pro. Here's hoping stinky chinky will actually ship it tomorrow, because then there's a slim chance that I'll get it by friday/saturday.

I can get that for 3€ less locally. I would be surprised if it was fake...

theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2016/5/13/11672806/xiaomis-YI-4k-action-camera-gearbest

gearbest.com/action-cameras/pp_360137.html?guh

Anyone have one of these?

Does the RedMi 3 work in the US?

Well obviously it's going to be fucking terrible, but it's not going to explode and shoot battery acid at me right?

I dont know, why don't you find out yourself?

willmyphonework.net/

Why don't you just suck my cock?

128GB

Soldering station and USB scope. I'm going to get screwed by customs for both I suspect.

I would, but I'm still waiting on my chink microscope to arrive from gearbest.

Does Aliexpress not allow pellet guns? I want a cheap Chinese pellet gun.

They do not.
Pellet as in BB (airsoft) or metal (.117 etc)?

Where do you live mate ?
I had 66 orders delivered and never had any trouble with the customs

Interested on this

Pellet as in metal.

Netherlands.
Already got a letter that they wanted the invoice of the soldering station.

Any amps for 80x2 watt speakers?

yesterday I saw there was discussion about wifi repeater.
someone recommended xiaomi youth router.
There is also some Xiaomi amplifier.
which one should I get? also I don't want any cables something that can take signal regenerate and amplify it

Buy a used one in rough aesthetic condition off your local classifieds instead.

>tfw Gearbest is selling chink toys

Ehh its not that good to try repeat a weak signal usually better to have a wired repeater