Whoever was shilling the Aeron - Fuck you

Worst fucking chair ever. I'm genuinely pissed off right now.

I've needed a new chair for a while, my last chair was like sitting on a piece of plywood and had a giant bump in the center which felt like it was rubbing my butthole. I think I would have ended up with hemorrhoids if I'd used it any longer. So, I check out some of the threads on Sup Forums, and I see The Aeron Chair mentioned again and again.
Three weeks later, after keeping an eye out, I find one for $350. Sweet Jesus, what a great deal!
I take the thing home, it's heavy as hell so I think it'll be a damn good chair. I tested it before buying it, but I wasn't going to sit in this guy's house for 45 minutes to make sure it was comfortable. I played with the adjustments, made sure everything worked alright, and took her home. Why wouldn't I? FUCKING Sup Forums WOULDN'T LIE TO ME.
I've had this thing for about a day now, my back is killing me, the thing won't raise beyond a very low height (Aeron B), and while every feature works on the chair, I feel like I just wasted a good day's work on an art piece that I need to haul out to the dumpster.

On top of that, I fucking just dumped a cup of sprite into the fucking trash can. I don't even fucking know why, but I'm pissed man. Whoever it was shilling this garbage, fuck you and fuck your mother.

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>he did not get a leap or it's mesh cousin the zody

You should've spent the money for an embody, pleb.

>He didn't buy the MARKUS from Ikea instead with the ability to return it if he didn't like it
shit is $200 as well

MARKUS, king of chairs.

Did you know, while reclining, you can twist the recline-enable lever back and LOCK IT INTO RECLINE? There are 4 positions/angles it will snap to.

I seriously wanted to buy the Leap, but I couldn't find one in my city for a decent price. There are one or two posted at near retail, but I just didn't want to spend retail-cost on a chair. Stupid fucking mistake. I should have shelled out for something quality. The Aeron is to chairs what Panda Express is to Chinese food. Fuck this chair.

Now I have to convince some poor sap that this was the best chair I've ever owned. "Why am I selling it? Oh man, I hate to part with it, but I was given a brand new Aeron for my birthday. I almost want to keep it for guests".

For anybody considering buying one of these, just don't. Unless you have some fucking weird ass alien spine or some shit, this is not a comfortable chair.

ya man thanks man appreciate it man awesome man great man talk to ya later man bye man

Madisonseating?

Pointless designer product with no headrest. Stop parroting meme garbage.

There are people out there who sit for a living.

Actually the people on Sup Forums with money prefer the Embody over the Aeron once they test out the chair in person.

Also, this is what happens when you buy it used.

Buy it New with a 10 to 12 year warranty, pleb.

The warranty is worth it.

And since like it seems like $350 is your limit, I suggest you buy office chairs from Costco Online due to their generous return policy.

Got that one for 20€ at a thrift store :^)

>using the smiley with a carat nose

>pointing out that i use the smiley woth a carat nose
:^)

>using the smiley with a carat nose

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>posting an animated jiff of a smiley with a carat nose

I actually tested this out in the store.

m.samsclub.com/ip/wellness-by-design-active-lumbar-chair-select-color/prod19740593

Gonna buy it soon.

Just called to double check (can't believe I didn't verify), but my chair still has 8 years warranty. In terms of the luck I had in getting this, it was pretty damn good.
If this chair normally sold for 3k, I'd have been fine spending 1k. I just didn't want to spend retail pricing on a chair, it seemed ridiculous. Really doesn't seem that ridiculous now. I'm probably going to give this to my mom/aunt and find something else. I'm genuinely confused at how this became a meme.
Nothing against the company, I've used the Setu chair before, and it was great. The Aeron is rubbish though, at least at this price.
I'll check out the Embody, but it's practically impossible to truly test out a chair without spending a few days on it, and there aren't any stores that carry these chairs nearby. I'm basically stuck ordering one online.

>m.samsclub.com/ip/wellness-by-design-active-lumbar-chair-select-color/prod19740593
looks comfy. the one i use is brown and smaller than that. 80 bucks at staples.

>fell for the mesh meme

Nothing will ever beat a padded chair. Shit you'd have probably been happier with those faggy gamer xlite racing chairs.

>using a picture of the smiley with a carat nose

I'm pretty content with this chair.

It was hard as fuck to put together, but I am very pleased with it.

newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16848201328

>he didn't steal a brand new ergonomic desk chair from his old job which costs £400 and nobody even noticed

It's like you want your wife to fuck a black man

I have this chair and it is amazing

>embody manlet detected

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It is comfy. The lower back part adjust to how you sit so your lower back always get support. almost a floaty feeling but sure this is a definite buy. Much better than my current chair.

>he thinks a good chair costs more than $350

Hey, do I have a bridge with your name on it!

>using a picture of the smiley with a carat nose