His batteries dont oscillate at 600,000,000 and 2,000,000,000 times a second

>his batteries dont oscillate at 600,000,000 and 2,000,000,000 times a second
seriously why do you guys even bother?

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Hey i got a westinghouse W965k, but i can only overclock it to 4300 mhz.

Did i lose the lithium lottery?

My spacedeck runs on 5500 Exahertz batteries

I thought you were not kidding, because I've read about plans to replace normal AA batteries with lithium AA-sized ones.
So I thought "wow, 600 MHz is a big overkill for a silly switching circuit"

>he doesn't operate his devices at resonance

>using anything below 1 GHz
2 GHz masterrace

>still falling for the battery overclocking meme

3200MHz overclocked masterrace here

>overclocking your batteries
Enjoy your house fires

>he doesn't have adequate cooling for his batteries in the >current year

If my CPU isn't moving why is its speed measured in MHZ/GHZ?

Your radio isn't moving either but the signals being received are measured in Hz too fucktard.
Also open a physics textbook sometime and learn you some basic atomic theory.

The radio waves are moving, dipshit

How about you get a textbook on basic fucking manners first

>the radiowaves are moving
What do you think the clock in 'clockspeed' is doing?
Staying static?

It's not like it has clock hands

>microprocessor
>Implying it doesn't have hands just because you can't see it

The clock is on the MB for reasons I can't explain but they still have a clock rate

My battery cavity has a tuning capacitor and a control circuit to help maintain peak performance.

Are those batteries programmable? Might pick up a few at that price.

>Buying rechargeable AA batteries

Just buy 100 batteries online for like $20 and be done with it.

What kind of poorfag cant even afford to watercool his batteries?

You are all retarded.

Nigga they're LiFePO4, not plain old Li-pol. Of course they oscillate. Having a half duty cycle is what gives them their improved lifespan for low current devices.

Enjoy your housefires

100 at $20 sounds like pretty low quality batteries, and you would eventually run out of them if you need to dispose of them. sure, the capacity of rechargeable batteries would decline over time, but it'd take much longer.

Buy a few sets of rechargeable batteries (generally your need+1 set), get a good charger, and don't think about it ever again.

if you can turn a recurring cost into a single cost of the same magnitude (or a less recurring cost), you should always do that.

this

>FALLING FOR THE 16-PACK MEME
>ANY YEAR

>FALLING FOR THE RECHARGEABLE MEME
>MUH-MUH LOAD TIMES
ENJOY YOUR BATTERIES ONLY LASTING 10 YEARS FAGGOTS

>dispose of them
Just throw them in the fucking garbage and let the landfill deal with them. You'll be dead by the time this shit catches up, and it's the American Way (tm) to not give a fuck about the future.

>3.7V
Wouldn't that damage electronics that use the traditional 1.5V batteries?

Yes

What the fuck is the point of these rechargeable batteries then? Just use a new fucking battery if you're going with a different voltage.

>tfw your 18650 battery can't support clock frequencies up to 2 Ghz

I made your mom oscillate 600,000,000 times a second last night desu senpai

/r/ing the overclocking mouse (or headphones?, I don't remember) screencap

Said the Yuropoor in a land without trees...

It was a modem wasn't it?

That cheap shit doesn't run as long as low self discharge NiMH, which will still be at 80% capacity after hundreds of cycles.

>rechargeable AC batteries

in /csg/ someone oc'ed (or rather ov'ed) vibrators

Yeah, but the chain is referring to something way older.
How'd the OV'ed chink vibrator go anyway?

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