What's the dumbest "hacking", that you've seen in a movie? Pic very related

What's the dumbest "hacking", that you've seen in a movie? Pic very related.

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lol what movie is this op

you ever seen blackhat? thats a shitty movie

dude that is one of the greatest scenes to date. Its narrated by zuckerjews ACTUAL livejournal entries

The Core; youtu.be/A2ghcYF_R-0

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DOUBLE HACKING

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>unplug the monitor

>phreaking is stupid
I know it's a cell phone, but still it's almost rooted in reality.

What's wrong with it?

how is that bad? are you too young to remember phreaking? it's exaggerated sure, but not horrible so compared to other movie hacking

That's a real thing retards

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_box

>TFW I'm too young to know that it was a real thing

yeah we know but its fucking dumb

Looks realistic to me, and I know because I'm a data guzzling spider monkey

Not the user you're reply to, but that's not hacking. It's more like web scraping.

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What's up with the fucking mongoloid annotations? It's even more cringeworthy than the poorly depicted "hacking"

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this entire show

youtube.com/watch?v=rzMwku95lRE

>first 15 seconds
holy shit wtf is this shit and why hasn't it been killed with fire so much cringe

Independence Day.

How did they interface with the alien computers? What architecture did they target? Are you telling me that advanced lifeforms that managed intergalactic space travel didn't have antivirus software?

Mr. ROBOT

It's a modernisation of the end from War of the Worlds, where the aliens die because they get infected with human bacteria.

>rpg
>high score

>two people
>typing on the same keyboard

Surprisingly, it gets worse.

>all i got is green code over here

makes sense for some of them i.e. runescape
retard

isnt there a scene in CSI where they "hack" some guy by following him around in Second Life as a furry or something?

a deleted scene mentions that all human computers came from alien technology, so its only natural that human computer viruses could affect their onboard alien computers.

No, a highscore in RPGs never makes sense.

mmorpgs
and i literally just gave you an example

How is it implemented? A highscore makes no sense for a game with no goal.

XP? Kills? Gold?

Just pick some numbers and sort the players

>highest level
>most costly gear
>highest XP earned
>most money/gold/credit/yens collected
You know that there are score boards, right?

That's fucking retarded. It won't have anything to do with skill and much more with time w̶a̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ played.
It makes no fucking sense.

>ITT: People who don't know phreaking was a real thing and who are more upset about inaccuracies in movies' depiction of games than fucking two people typing on the same keyboard or green code vs red code

Go back to you fucking millennials

>It won't have anything to do with skill and much more with time w̶a̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ played.
No shit sherlock

The entire points of MMORPGs is to make you play and play and play and play and play until the point where you get addicted.

>It makes no fucking sense.
It does when you're Blizzard and want to make dem moneyz.

this is what happens when US goes to sleep

But it's american made TV shows...

stallman.org/articles/on-hacking.html
it is hacking

Fuck you I'm a millennial stop perpetrating stereotypes to facilitate your Shit post

so is your mom's porno

Euro porn > american porn

American porn is just niggers gangbangs

That's obviously not the type of "hacking" this thread is about

When you truly love someone you can finish her bash commands on the go

Reported :^)

I guess my tab key loves me

For what being a millennial that now's about phreaking,and thus breaking you simplemindedness?

wat

Atleast its not magical hacking

using tab is masturbation then?

no it's like cuddling, or when your hand unexpectedly touch that of your beloved

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>Thread whining about fake hacking in media
>Dont recognize technically legit hacking

All you posers should kill yourselves

>captain kirk costume
No, I'm not watching more than that.

imagine my fucking face when I'm so old to have made one of those

>facilitate
help

youtube.com/watch?v=8wXBe2jTdx4

it's not, you're just stupid and underaged

he got all the comments?

>bash
le hazker

i only just got the hackers reference

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The classic GUI Interface in visual basic
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This is truly the best description of IRC you'll ever hear.

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Don't fuck with Boris.

>needing colors
I bet he uses IDE too

The cringe factor was too damn high

I was with them until >emacs

mother of god... kill me now

As somebody who has actually played at least one MMORPG in his life, high scores are usually determined by progression.

i.e. who manged to kill the boss of a new expansion first.

Atleast they used antivirus.

> dumb cia nigger pulls out cable
> hacker now finally can hack without any trouble

top kek

Swordfish

Die Hard 4 was really edgy. Fast cutscenes, hack.exe with UI and all.

>implying it will actually work today
>in a cell phone
>using a fucking folded piece of paper and blowing

That's the stupid part

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennials
Better report whole Sup Forums while you are at it.

???

Viruses targeting certain type of hardware/software don't affect others. Even Human Human.

Isnt this literally taken from what happened?

Seems pretty realistic to me and period correct too.

>until I took an arrow in the knee

I laughed at how bad that was holy shit

that is also where tinder get's it's idea from. Surprise mark didn't expand on it.

KDE 3 was great

>MFW the Core came out yesterday, in the current year

I don't know which shitty show it was but some officers "decrypted" an IP address into an e-mail address to prove that some guy was the killer
I've never been able to locate that particular scene anywhere since I don't know the name of the show.

>youtube.com/watch?v=mIq9jFdEfZo
That was a nicely played scene, the 2 actors seem to enjoy playing it.

Well he had an alien ship for a template...

omg, i was waiting for this movie name about for 15 years.
Saw this scene when i was a kid, it blows my mind.

Is this image from Power Rangers?

Oh, I meant to quote this person:

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youtu.be/x2klLy8r8Ro
You dont even know

Star Trek DS9

Don't they have someone on their production team that fixes their computers? Why doesn't that guy step in?

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This is the most fucking cringiest shit i've EVER seen. Every fucking scene is like this.

This is some Battle Programmer Shirase shit right here.

There was a scene in Yu-Gi-Oh where kaiba hacks some shit using literally a back door but i cant find it
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>release malworm
kek

>he is not hacking time
>he is not using hardcore hacking mode
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The only thing worse than this show on modern television is the bazinga show. Jesus christ.

The point was that it was cringe.

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theres been worse. the gimick with the pirate box was pretty awesome

Captain Crunch hacked a phone system with a toy whistle from the captain crunch cereal box. At least that's the legend.

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