What's the best first language to learn Sup Forums?

What's the best first language to learn Sup Forums?

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English

Then you want to learn mandarin depends where you live though

brainfuck

VB.NET

Java. First and last.

Do you actually want to fucking fight cunt.
You know what I meant.

I'm learning VB.Net, I'm told it is awful

Depends on what you want to do..... web / database / software /apps

Python.

Everyone knows it's true.

html

Ruby

Learn C
Every language worth using uses C syntax

C is kind of obsolete

/thread

int main(){printf("Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens\n");}

None, because after a day or two you'll be bored to death.

C++

pig latin

>C++
This. Learning anything else is a waste of time. So unless you have nothing better to do, just stick to C++

This won't compile though.

Why not? Only libraries are missing.

format binary as ""
use32
org 0x0

db 'MENUET01'
dd 0x01
dd START
dd I_END
dd 0x100000
dd 0x7fff0
dd 0, 0

include 'macros.inc'

START:
call draw_window

event_wait:
mcall 10
cmp eax, 1
je redraw
cmp eax, 3
je mouse_event

jmp event_wait

redraw:
call draw_window
jmp event_wait

mouse_event:
mcall 17
cmp ah, 1
je exit

jmp event_wait

draw_window:
mcall 12, 1
mcall 0, 0 * 65536 + 800, 0 * 65536 + 600, 0x14ffffff, 0x808899ff, window_title
mcall 4, 400 * 65536 + 300, 0x80ff0000, message
mcall 12, 2
ret

message db "C is kind of obsolete", 0
window_title db "Consider suicide", 0

/thread.
That's what I did and I love it

Damn you're right, it will just use stdio without an #include

I didn't say "without #include".

Play some human resource machine game if you can then go for python