Dad uses the word "ping" for everything

>dad uses the word "ping" for everything
>Just ping him and find out
>Just ping it
>Ping it over user
>Sitting in the car
>Dad is driving
>user just ping your uncle and find out where he is
>I message my uncle
>No user, ping him and find out where he is
>Wat
>After 5 mins of nonsense, and explaining what the fuck a ping is to my dad, finally get the information out
>He wanted me to download an app called glimpse, message my uncle for a tracking link and follow him via the app.
>user just ping him
>People in the office do this too

Am I just autismo or something?

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>Comment too long.

your dad is a nub

>caring too much when people misuse technical language
autism
>being annoyed when someone expects you to read their mind
less autism

Share location is already a feature in ios

Why is there an app for it?

This

ping yourself

Autism =/= autismo

>Ping
>"technical language"

>iOS

People at my workplace use the word ping as well. Here it just means message someone over Lync (the chat client we use).

Autismo is like autism, but with less math and more memes

Your post reminded me of this:

thelocal.es/20160524/spain-launches-campaign-to-stop-invasion-of-english-words-languages

>have to download an app for fucking EVERYTHING
Poorfags, everyone.
Stop being so stubborn.

>if you don't magically guess what a person means when they misuse a word, you're an autist

cover his walls with the manpage for ping

Gtfo glimpse shill. How many times are you gonna repost this

Yes

It's actually naval terminology and has been in use, just like your father is using it, for longer than you've existed.

Go fuck yourself.

Tell your dad to go ping himself.

hwat is ping?

ping me, i'll pong back

I've always wondered how those little nations cope with everything online being in fucking English. Every generation must use more and more English words.

ping 8.8.8.8
PING 8.8.8.8 (8.8.8.8) 56(84) bytes of data.
64 bytes from 8.8.8.8: icmp_seq=1 ttl=58 time=144 ms
64 bytes from 8.8.8.8: icmp_seq=2 ttl=58 time=161 ms
64 bytes from 8.8.8.8: icmp_seq=3 ttl=58 time=137 ms
64 bytes from 8.8.8.8: icmp_seq=4 ttl=58 time=157 ms

I have the same issue with "zip drive" and "clip" in place of magazine

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Why did you post it again you fucking retard?

you realise spanish is more widely spoken than english?

but i also see your point.

>spanish is more widely spoken than english
Spanish is also horribly fragmented, you can't use it anywhere like English because nobody will fucking understand you due to the fuckhuge illiteracy rates and corruption of the language.

Spainglish will be the new chinglish

i was responding to the guy who said 'little nations'. whereas spanish is used in various nations, a few of which are rather large.

>You better ping him or i'll ping your butthole Morty.

Dude I'm specifically talking about America, the largest Spanish speaking nation in the world.

There are villages in Mexico where Spanish is so fucking corrupted that they can hop on a bus and go one city over and not be able to communicate.

That's a bit of a mouthful, taking into account that in [the United States of] America they use an almost unrecogniSable dialect of English and claim it's their paraofficial language.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filler_(linguistics)

OP, go ping your threads elsewhere.

goddam the banta ITT is entertaining

>"I PRINTED IT OFFLINE"

holy fucking shit no you didn't you stupid fucking retard, you printed it ONLINE, you printed it from the INTERNET, you didn't "print it offline"

It may have been constructed the same way as "bringing sth down"; he brought it offline by the means of printing it.

ping uncle
Ping request could not find host uncle. Please check the name and try again.

haha you thought that spanish was only spoken in spain

>user just ping your uncle and find out where he is
Well, if you two where in a u-boat, then it would make sense.
Ping is not a computer term, its a submarine term.

plebs

pleb

HE BOUT TO DO IT

>Submarine
Oh, like the phrase 'ping my little butt hole you dirty seaman' ?

But Spanish is more consistent with the use of letters and vocals.

OH NO, LEAVE US ALONE ANONIMOS

> (You)
>Autismo is like autism, but with less math and more memes