Why is today's tech so fucking gay?

why is today's tech so fucking gay?
update is now upgrade, re-isntall is refresh, dvd drive is now upgrade bay and so on. it really triggers me.

Hacking is now Coding
Coding is now Programming
Programming is now POOING

programs are apps
utilities are apps
tools are apps
games are apps
applications are apps

even gentoo is an app now

How about you get with the times Gramps.

back when i was a kid, i referred to things i liked as "radical"

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Very nice

This shit pisses me off ever time.

Also skins, models, expansions, etc is DLC.

Inb4gaymerfag

Was this really Apples fault?

>NPC enemies are mobs
Makes me flip shit

>mfw I've never bought any of these except for a sims first date expansion cd back in my childhood
This makes me wonder, are video games the most profitable area in software? At least for little developers and individuals? It seems to be when your main market are spoiled brats and autistic man children

Yes, with their "There's an app for that" campaign.

Their entire business model is simplifying stuff for retards. Hence magic mice, locked-down firmware, touch screen phones, tablets, everything they do.

>mobs

What, I thought they were bots.

100%

>upgrade bay
never heard it are you making this up op?
ill give a 6/10

>Yes, with their "There's an app for that" campaign.
Calling applications 'apps' didn't do anything, go whine somewhere else.

On multiplayer, computer controlled players taking the place of humans are bots and always have been
It's in single player and because of Minecraft

Its called a program, nigga.

I actually want a magic mouse or one that can side scroll
I think thats the only thing magic about them right?

No, it's called an application, nigga.

tech is gay cuz its controlled by the white man and the white man has sissified him self.

that's exactly what its name is on my zbook. took me a while to realise that it meant my dvd drive