ITT the greatest input devices ever made

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tongue the keyboard clit

Is that a deluxe master shitposter controller? I can imagine an aussie using this one at Sup Forums to shitpost at blinding speeds.

Now with meme posting macros for optimal efficiency.

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>non of these are ergo

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no.

I have one, I fell for the meme.

The fucking second most commonly used buttons are so fucking awkwardly placed and so fucking small its fucking stupid
I am talking about the 'back' and 'forward' buttons.

/thread

every time

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>MX Master
>Not ergo
Wew lad

>>>/mkg/

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> entire university has those nice dell keyboards with good travel distance
> taking a summer course
> one day I show up and every PC is HP
> all the keyboards are these chiclet ass shits
> fucking FN keys taking a huge priority at a school, just for a few media keys on R4

fug everything

Lemme tell y'all niggas about the muthafuggin Panasonic KP-33, the greatest pencil sharpener known to man

Input: Pencil
Output: Atom splitting needle sharp pencil

My own is an inheritance, it's older than I am, and still sharpens pencils to this day as well as it did when I was young. Along with gumballs and cockroaches, that thing will survive WWIII.

They're quite sought after as well. Good luck getting one for less than $100.

mechanical keyboards

it is not pure ergo fag


pure ergo are those that create the ergo triangle!

when you hold out you hand the make / \

I used this crustacean in FPSs and RPGs for way too long before finally getting a Nostromo.

>40% greater surface area
>thinnest keyboard on the market
>butterfly hinge designed by Apple engineers
>keys less prone to slipping for more accurate typing
>award winning design
This changes everything

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They even figured out how to make really shitty fake scissor switches look neat to the average tard.

The one you nerds will never have.

BEST FINGERBOX EVER
sorry i had to scream

What's a fingerbox?

I'll show you later.

>acceleration
>2014+2

that would be an input receiver, nerd

Damn that's some 10/10 right there.

You never had a finger box?

Nope?

You must have had a bad childhood I had hours of fun with my finger box

You must be 18 to browse this board.

You either have to be underage or just the most pathetic social retard to find this remotely funny.

assblasted virgin detected.

Uh user? That's a mistake, right?

youtube.com/watch?v=6Gzj0f9SrBs

>butterfly hinge
That's a shitty version of scissor switches, they ain't that durable.

Your dick would be the input device, feel dumb yet?

I really wish I could try this one.

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No device that requires both hands to operate should be in one piece. should be standard and what we consider to be "normal" keyboards should be laughed at.

wow...so do I all of a sudden

what is that?

It's a DataHand. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DataHand

my pride and joy

what does it do?

steel battalion controller

penis & all u ppl who use Sup Forums should go get jobs im talkin about all the weeabos & bronys how ever tf u spell go get a job u lazy fat fuck

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If you could master something like that with a purely key based interface, think what you could do.

Could you possible install a fleshlight instead of the gun? 6 axis of virtual sex simulation

i still dont exactly know what this device is

simulates recoil

installed a dildo, did not work well

simulates recoil and fucks you sorta.

LOL

>no Mad Catz

mx518

>How do you want your prediction sir?

JUST FUCK MY SHIT ALL UP.

Fuck off Marshall

I had two of those. When one died I bought the G400 and used the MX518 cable, best mouse ever.

this mouse would be godtier if it had this little detail from g600 - that additional space for ring finger

fusion of g600 and mx - would be best ever

>that additional space for ring finger
You mean the pinky.
The ring finger already occupies the right button.

Benis lol

no, not pinky. it's for ring finger. middle finger is on rmb

My ring finger sits on the side...

>middle finger is on rmb
No, scroll wheel

Had to return 3 of them for broken scroll wheels (after a few days use it gets stuck in freespin mode). I ended up getting an MX Performance instead.

Ugh. They started giving these to people at work. I broke my left shift in four months from continued use. Am an IT so grabbed super old thick membrane keyboard from surplus closet. Clickity clack drives coworkers crazy but at least it's comfy to type on.

so its just a preference thing, nonetheless such fusion would be great

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but thats fucking impractical

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This looks like the last thing you touch before you're banging anime sex bots.

I used to have this keyboard. My dog took half of it and hid it somewhere. Now I use the remaining half and an on screen keyboard with mouse.

Wtf do you control with this, the fucking moon?

Are you retarded? I just use index for scroll wheel.

MindDrive: Control shit with your brain.
youtu.be/3iPefnLfKlY

also youtuber is pretty Sup Forums

But my index finger is the the left button, I'm not moving all my fingers to switch to scrolling

this makes me cringe every time i see it

>paying this much for a controller
gaymers will buy anything

Paying this much for CRAP, if it was the best super controller with lifetime warranty, then maybe but shit like that? Retarded.

That actually seems like it could be really nice if it worked correctly and you got enough practice in

Every other answer is invalid.

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>won't click if anything is near it
not even close

Are you trying to say something?

Never lost so hard in my life

Laughed like a madman, in public

>Input: Pencil

thanks for making my day.
i fuckin' lol'd

>manly tears buys a normal person mouse
Kek

It's not a resting space, it's a button.

My man!

do you have two fucking steering wheels in your car

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I teach people to drive. So yes. I do.

an user once told about this mice to be utter shit.

what about the ones with the ball on the top? isn't it a problem to be managing all the stuff with the thumb all day?

You what

>Enter the matrix

I don't care what the haters think, I fucking love this thing.

space orb
i had one of these and used it back in the quake days
it worked well for me
what happened to it

>no d-pad
>only one analog stick

I kinda want one but I feel like it would be limited as hell for certain games.

Pad's can be set to emulate analog sticks (or turn the emulated analog into a mouse-like joystick). Despite what shills say though, using the left pad as a d-pad is terrible for movement, though it's fine for anything else.

It can translate all inputs into anything a game will expect.

Seriously, I used a premade control layout for Cities: Skylines with this thing. It changes everything.

>comfy city building with extremely responsive controls
>curled up on my bed while my box hums in the corner of the room

I fucking love it.

It's a stupid Sup Forums-tier meme. Literally just a little wooden box with holes to put your fingers in.