/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General

>News
• user gets right into things with his chink shit purchase a HDMI cable and a thoroughly wrapped mini DP adapter for his chinkpad T430s • user's showing off with his Redmeme Note 3 Pro SoT • Learning Chinese might not be as complicated as it seems according to this user • user's STILL getting security warnings on AliExpress • user got nice little laser cut bookmarks from AliExpress • user got new replacement parts for his laptop off AliExpress • UKAnon has a hot tip for those looking to get cheap BM-800s • Interesting new chink phone user shows off his Xiaomeme collection just got the router in the pic and set it up • user got a Chink tape gun off eBay • user got cheap calipers • After a month of use user's still happy with his MotoSpeed Inflictor mechanical keyboard • user fell for the cheap chink shit meme • SidewaysAnon got taxed by DHL • user bought a ET Easterntimes Tech K1 Mechanical Keyboard off TaoBao (post some pics!)
• user reviews his Deepoon E2 works with Occulus drivers as well as recognized by Steam VR • user posts a test print made with his chink 3D printer
• New video reviews made by anons:
youtube.com/watch?v=uBbTZ2ky_d8


youtu.be/zTz1pjiunQ4

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wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general/Everyday_carry#Headphones.2FIEMs
gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_337822.html
dafenoilpaintings.com
dafenvillageonline.com
aliexpress.com/item/Big-Promotion-Stock-100-Original-Xiaomi-Mouse-Pad-anti-flip-rubber-soft-textile-Large-800-400mm/32565511459.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.12.T0sExs&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_3_10037_10017_10021_507_10022_10032_10009_10020_10008_10018_10019_101,searchweb201603_1&btsid=2cb16404-ec11-43f0-b4d1-d31d20d26fe0
aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-New-Rubber-Razer-Goliathus-Mantis-Speed-Game-Mouse-Pad-Mat-Large-XL-Size-700/32372962001.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.10.9MLQJc&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_3_10037_10017_10021_507_10022_10032_10009_10020_10008_10018_10019_101,searchweb201603_1&btsid=43ab0260-83f3-459b-8221-9772807a97cd
youtu.be/4JAKGV-GsSs
ebay.co.uk/itm/BoomBar-2-Portable-Rechargeable-Stereo-Bluetooth-Sound-System-/182149286978?hash=item2a68f18c42:i:182149286978.
tomtop.com/vernee-apollo-lite-smartphone-4g-mtk6797-helio-x20-64-bit-deca-core-5-5-2-5d-fhd-1920-1080-pixels-screen-android-6-0-4gb-32gb-5mp-16mp-dual-cameras-1080p-video-0-1s-fingerprint-id-unlock-pump-express-3-0-fast-charge-otg-type-c-p1477gy-eu.html
youtube.com/watch?v=IMopPYGDWgk
geekbuying.com/item/Immersive-3D-Virtual-Reality-VR-Headset-1920-1080-FOV108-IPD-Adjustable-3D-Private-Theater-for-PC-4-5-7inch-Smartphones-366751.html
shoppingcart.aliexpress.com/
youtube.com/watch?v=zTz1pjiunQ4
gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_230530.html
gearbest.com/weight-lifting-clothes/pp_348348.html
aliexpress.com/item/High-Quality-original-11-colors-NEW-Blue-packaging-wireless-controller-sixaxis-joystick-for-ps3-controller-Free/32635633802.html
gearbest.com/pliers/pp_363455.html
gearbest.com/action-cameras/pp_153557.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Anyone got the xiamoi scale?

I'm looking for some earbuds, max 20 dollars.
Any advice?

wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general/Everyday_carry#Headphones.2FIEMs

anyone got the new Xiaomi IEMs? the ones with the weird angle

I might order them as I can get them quicker than most people from chinktown...

I'm waiting for some graphs to show up and then I'll consider them.
Still in love with Piston 3s.

they only just released
so people who ordered them, have only had them dispatched in the last 2 days.

Is the Xiaomi Mi5 worth it or should I just get the Oneplus 3?

cool thanks

get the redmeme note 3 pro

no one? The mail deal for 15 dorras looks interesting

Can you fly 2 JJRC H22s at once with one controller? I thought about tying 2 of them together and making a twin quadcopter.

which rom do you run, user ?

$11 bluetooth mouse came in.

There are cheaper models but this one si li-ion rechargeable.

Fit and finish is quite good other than those little glide pads on the bottom which needed tiny bit of trimming to be perfect and actually had to sand down bottom switch a bit.

It works perfectly, no problem with pairing or anything like that.

No

I'm new to this whole sweatshop stuff. Does this look up to par?

Comfy Reviews user here, holy fuck I made the news, thanks based OP. I'll be cranking more of these videos out once more chink shit rolls in, still waiting on packages.

but keep posted because mouses are probably the most unreliably reported products itt

good job, enjoy the good boy points

>$14.64 for a shark
What? gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_337822.html

Opened sucker up, uses quite good switches, left and right buttons are silent type others clicky.

It's based on AB1120J chip, has dedicated li-ion charging chip and what seems about 300mAh li-ion battery.

Shittiest thing about it really tacky looking chromed plastic wheel.

Will try playing BF4 and compare it with G400.

"GHARGE MOUSE" I shit you not.

When you have a cuck like Trudeau as figurehead of your country, it's a wonder the price isn't higher.

It's doesn't glide as nice as G400 but that's expected since G400 has much bigger glide pads.

Congratulations bro

Gimbal pls come soon

id sweep that fireplace
post more pics of chimney

I dont know why I even have a chimney since texas is way to hot ;_;, but anyways I am looking forward to also getting my eachine 250 soon

What are some neat electronics kits to practice soldering on? Preferably something super cheap.

GB is going to take a fucking week to deliver all those $10 sharks, isn't it? :(

Are the posture correctors good? I have lordosis and I'm curious if it could help to fix it

Are sharks fast or something? I bought a PNY 128GB microSD for like $26 not too long ago from Best Buy.

>lordosis
kek

Gearbest? Expect Christmas

At least that Wintel box is good enough to run Kodi.

I hope so. Haven't ordered it yet. I hear Asian sizes are smaller than Gwai Lo ones, so tonight after work I'm going to measure myself to see. Odd that there's no medium sizes available.

According to some benchmarks, they're around Samsung EVO cards performance, which cost like 3 times as much.

For the anons looking for Dafen Village painters, there's a bunch of online shops;

dafenoilpaintings.com

dafenvillageonline.com

As well as some on AliExpress

Maybe posting to Sup Forums Watch General was a bad idea...

Same thing would happen if you were to make a review on the MotoSpeed Inflictor and posted it in the mech keyboard gen, both gens can be super anal about chink shit because it isn't the "real deal" or because you got the same thing as them but way cheaper.

I wish lordosis meant that my gf is Lorde ;_;

I know, I'm a lanklet and chinese XXL fits me pretty much perfectly.
Aanyway, share your thoughts about it when you get it.

Need a new BIG mousepad

Should I get the xiameme one:

aliexpress.com/item/Big-Promotion-Stock-100-Original-Xiaomi-Mouse-Pad-anti-flip-rubber-soft-textile-Large-800-400mm/32565511459.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.12.T0sExs&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_3_10037_10017_10021_507_10022_10032_10009_10020_10008_10018_10019_101,searchweb201603_1&btsid=2cb16404-ec11-43f0-b4d1-d31d20d26fe0

Or a Razer one:

aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-New-Rubber-Razer-Goliathus-Mantis-Speed-Game-Mouse-Pad-Mat-Large-XL-Size-700/32372962001.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.10.9MLQJc&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_3_10037_10017_10021_507_10022_10032_10009_10020_10008_10018_10019_101,searchweb201603_1&btsid=43ab0260-83f3-459b-8221-9772807a97cd

Will i get Chinked?

>Are sharks fast or something?
youtu.be/4JAKGV-GsSs

Fucking gearbest.

5 days since Arrival at export facility

Goddamn it

Anons with the motospeed inflictor - how loud is it? Any trouble with the noise?

What earphones are these?

Xiaomi Pistons 3
Welcome to /csg/ dear newfriend.

so I heard of some JJRC H22s being mentioned here. Last time I checked drone prices was few years ago and shit was expensive, but looks like it's pretty affordable now.
Where do you get yours?
All stores seem to have them at the same price of $18, so I'm guessing they're all the same and legit?

speaker goes for £20-40 on amazon
vodafone's ebay store is selling it for £3
it was too cheap to pass up
ebay.co.uk/itm/BoomBar-2-Portable-Rechargeable-Stereo-Bluetooth-Sound-System-/182149286978?hash=item2a68f18c42:i:182149286978.

Thank you :3

What would one even do with it?

This the new /csg/ approved phone. RIP Redmeme Note 3.

>Vernee Apollo Lite presales starting June 1st
>Today’s official Vernee press release confirms June 1st as the presale start day and sets the retail price at $229.99

tomtop.com/vernee-apollo-lite-smartphone-4g-mtk6797-helio-x20-64-bit-deca-core-5-5-2-5d-fhd-1920-1080-pixels-screen-android-6-0-4gb-32gb-5mp-16mp-dual-cameras-1080p-video-0-1s-fingerprint-id-unlock-pump-express-3-0-fast-charge-otg-type-c-p1477gy-eu.html

youtube.com/watch?v=IMopPYGDWgk
yugoslavs ww@

Does Redmeme note 3 pro support Quick Charge 3.0?

Free 24 hour delivery too, ordered.

howd you make the news? link?

dick around with it
mod it
stalk neighbors

>tfw your phone doesn't support Pump Express

hope it wasn't a fuck up and supposed to be £30, although i did get a spare battery and charger kit for my camera from them for £5 when it still sells for £15.

Proper /csg/ OPs have thread recaps that we call news.

>worse battery
>mediatek
>still more expensive
into the trash

So where can I get oil painting copies?

X20>SD650
4GB RAM>3GB RAM
USB Type C>Micro USB
Android 6.0>Android 5.1
4k Video recording
Pump Express 3.0

Xiaomeme shills BTFO

It's fun to play with it

Are the Piston 3's or the Hybrid's better?

Please are there any mousepad anons who have advice for me

best USB fan?

cheapest one

When the fuck is the better Apollo being released? Not the lite phone seems like everyone is going to have 6gb ram

Hybrids if you like bass, Piston if you dont

geekbuying.com/item/Immersive-3D-Virtual-Reality-VR-Headset-1920-1080-FOV108-IPD-Adjustable-3D-Private-Theater-for-PC-4-5-7inch-Smartphones-366751.html

What the fuck are these VR headsets? I'm guessing they aren't good at all but it's still intriguing.

is there any antutu scores of the helio X20?

JUST

>X20
Enjoy your no support.

old shit, it's the https everywhere plugin

Can we narrow down the location of people who have this problem?
Southeast Europe here, no issues.

No it isn't, it's their SSL certificate.

You'll get it too if you visit shoppingcart.aliexpress.com/

I made a review of a cheap chinky knock-off watch:

youtube.com/watch?v=zTz1pjiunQ4

I was reliably informed by some user that Ali could be trusted with security just as much as Amazon. Not sure I believe that now.

is this what's currently in your garbage bin or what you're currently buying kek?
for real, though, you bought an mp3 player and a phone with a 64GB card and chinkshitthatwon'tpreventzika mosquito "killer" along with a shoulder brace (i won't ask why). ur ways are strange to my people user.

It was $13.50 on Gearbest just this week, looks like the price has gone back up. Maybe wait a couple of days they usually reset the sale price to 13.50 again because that's what it still says on their summer sale page too.

gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_230530.html

Here

the Xiaomi one is on gearbest for cheaper and Gearbest for sure has a legit Xiaomi stock whereas sometimes Ali has fakes.

Finally that Xiaomi shirt on XL size have small sale.
gearbest.com/weight-lifting-clothes/pp_348348.html

aliexpress.com/item/High-Quality-original-11-colors-NEW-Blue-packaging-wireless-controller-sixaxis-joystick-for-ps3-controller-Free/32635633802.html

PS3 controller that is a bit wonkier than the original but it lasts the same and feels the same - most importantly looks the same. For sub 15$.

I used to resell these back in the day (4 years ago), had one die on me just 2 days ago, re-ordered again. Will report back in 2 weeks on how they worked out for me.

FYI the genuine one that came with my console died from dust, literally was on a table for 2 months and none of the buttons would respond. The one that I was using for 2 and a half years exclusively was the chinky one until it let the R2 trigger go (mind you I didn't play more than 2 hours a week tops, or anything more than just RPGs, only casual shooters like saints row, some platforming involved), then I sold it for parts (about 10$ worth of parts, which is more than worth the price I paid for it + usage).


I think they improved some of the shit I had issues with like bluetooth pairing slow and buttons not clicking properly, d-pad too stiff, analogues too stiff.

We'll see.

Xiaomeme fan (get from Gearbest to avoid getting chink'd with a fake) if you want something quiet and with a low power draw to actually use as a fan with a powerbank
Otherwise get a memefan

Did I get chinked?

My Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 pro's fingerprint scanner doesnt recognize my fingerprint...

I added multiple copies of the same finger. When I try to unlock, it just vibrates and tell me to try again.

0% success rate.

What is going on?

Try a different finger, try someone else's finger.
Wash the cheeto oil from your fingers.

When I try to register a new fingerprint, it wont even detect my finger on the sensor the first 2-3 tries... What the fuck man

Any germanbros here that bought a xiaomi mi5 ? Did you have to pay import taxes via alieeexpress for example?

Also does anyone here have cm 13 installed on the mi5? How long did you have to wait for the bootloader unlock process to finish? Is it stable?

an upper back brace wouldn't do anything for lordosis

gearbest.com/pliers/pp_363455.html
>Surface nigrescence process

Well, I'm in my 20s and have never had a phone. Since the latest 16gb iPhone starts at a whopping $770, this $230 alternative seems like a real bargain.

The mp3 player is for working out, and the card is for music and misc storage (for whichever device I'm using at that time).

You're right, though. Mosquito killer looks like a waste of money to me.

fuck, they've run out

Anyone got this?

gearbest.com/action-cameras/pp_153557.html

Seems like a good deal.

Still pondering if I should get this or sj8000, sj8000 is 4k but seems to be fake brand.

My Note Pro took 3 weeks to get unlock permission. Sign up for a mi account asap, longer sign up time = faster unlock. Also MIUI is great, there's no reason to flash CM. Just uninstall Chinese thrash apps.

Finally got my Autopumpin 2 DIN Android 4.2 stereo installed. Works well enough, though I had to change the timezone from Guangdong to EST since it didn't autodetect it from GPS. I put a 64GB shark in there with my music, and it works just fine. Gonna set it up to tether to my phone to get a data connection.

>Did you have to pay import taxes via alieeexpress for example?
There's two stores that offer "europe express" or whatever shipping. Goldway something and Top-One something. Basically, they ship your phone to UK, repack it, and then ship it to you.
Since it's coming from Europe you don't have to pay any taxes.

>How long did you have to wait for the bootloader unlock process to finish?
It usually takes less than a week to get the permission but some anons say they've waited for a month and didn't get it.
It's tied to your MI account and you can unlock multiple phones but there's some sort of a cooldown period.
If you're smart you'll apply right now.

>Also MIUI is great, there's no reason to flash CM
This guy is either lying, a faggot, or doesn't live in the same universe as I do.

That mosquito thing looks interesting, is it safe? Or is housefire central?

>This guy is either lying, a faggot, or doesn't live in the same universe as I do.
What's bad about it?

Oh, I also install Nova Launcher, Mi Launcher is bad.

MIUI default top bar an pull down icons are A E S T H E T I C.

Videotape it and send to the shop you bought from saying you have defective unit.

>I'm in my 20s and have never had a phone
Even African villagers have phones, user.

>Also MIUI is great, there's no reason to flash CM.

I'd rather use cm to be honest. MIUI looks nice but I have no idea what the chinese did to their ROM so I'll go cm instead.


I don't have a xiaomi phone so I never used it to unlock one. I'm asking beforehand incase the zuk z2 turns out to be shit. So there is also a chance that they reject it? I don't know if it's possible to return the phone then. Can I apply beforehand and buy a mi5 when I have the permission to unlock the phone?