Help

[Kayden Wilson]

I need to learn how to hack cause I wanna be a hacktivist. Any advice from u guys? Where should I begin? I have cero knowledge but I'm willing to do whatever it takes to learn my shit. Help please, I don't know where to start. Do I even have to download any software or something?

[Logan Mitchell]

Install Windows 10 and use a Microsoft account.

[Jack Harris]

Install Fedora/VIM and learn how to use FORTRAN.

[Cooper Garcia]

matrix
screensaver

[Oliver Long]

One of these days some dummy might actually learn something from these kind of threads.

[Tyler Wright]

...

[James White]

open cmd.exe
type tree

[Jose Collins]

Install Gentoo

[Brody Parker]

If you're serious at all read 'PGP & GPG: Email for the practical paranoid'
I think that's the name.
And don't expect any more help, that's more than what you should expect from such a stupid post (which might be bait, I'm just doing a service here)

[Landon Foster]

How do I join anonymous guys?

[Joseph King]

tools you need
>an axe
>a sharpening stone
>a hard hat for safety
>optional: an utility belt

Now go out there and hack some trees

[Hunter Baker]

this is a tough one, as it requires two certifications
>first comes training at a daycare center
>the pay rate will be abysmal, but the experience worthwhile
>within 5 to 10 years, you'll have your nanny license
consult a doctor about this next step, as it may result in unintended side effects
>tell him you want to operate on you. To make you a moose
>the bill may be huge, but nothing unaffordable
>you will go under for about 5 hours
>if everything is successfjl, then pat yourself on the back
>you have become a nanny moose

[Ian Watson]

Look for crazy guys on the subway. They are recruiters for the cyber revolution.

[Ayden Robinson]

This, OP. Make sure you do everything they say, including anything violently sexual.

[Kayden Roberts]

Go to cia.gov, apply for a job. Congrats, you've joined anonymous

[Jason Stewart]

Kek

[Blake Carter]

Download hack.exe and run it from the command line

WITH NEON GREEN TEXT ON BLACK BACKGROUND

[Henry Nguyen]

c'mon Sup Forums I need some real help

[William Edwards]

Underage and b&

[Josiah Smith]

Fortan is shit, learn c .

Don't download software / tools these are for retarted script kiddies.
OP what do you want to hax?

[Logan Rodriguez]

but you are already part of the anonymous group.
can't you see this green "Anonymous" above your question?!

[Justin Torres]

hackthissite.org/
if you get stuck there are tons of youtube videos that can help