New macbook pro thread

New macbook pro thread
>OLED touchpad confirmed
>No magsafe confirmed
>Apple making its best products shitty
>Th-thank you based Cock

Touchscreens on MacBook Pros when?

Never, the finger prints would smudge the screen.
And smudges go against they zealous design philosophy.

Look for them to try some innovated solution like making a 3d sensor so you can "touch" the screen without physical contact as well as adding more complex gesture controls, with air puffer and speaker to get input feedback.

OLED touchpad is replacing the FN/system control keys dumbass

Didn't Lenovo tried touch control Fn keys and failed miserably with X1 carbon 2nd gen?

think of Apple what you will but when they do something they do it right.
Still they're doomed if they keep deducting great things steve jobs introduced like magsafe

Just why. MBP is the only good thing they've ever done

4K Macbook Pros when?

>no magsafe
You what? That was such a nice feature why remove it?

The new MacBook Pros will probably be powered by USB Type-C

Never. It's fucking retarded.

>pushing usb-c technology to become mainstream
>keys that are rarely used are now on a touchpad
>implying you dont use a touchpad daily anyway

Surprised that there is no OFFICIAL CURRYTECH LEAKZZ

4K iPhones with Bluetooth headphones when?

When you can't innovate, imitate.

At least it looks like it might have Thunderbolt 3 for dem external GPUs.

>at least my macbook will no longer set my house on fire when i go to youtube

>needing a GPU for youtube
topcuck

Translucent, candy-colored MacBook Pros when?

When applel finally goes full circle and returns to their roots, as a toy company.

>Translucent, candy-colored
>Pro
They should just make those with the macbook. Remove the single port too. Have wireless charging.

My Mid/Late 2016 MacBook Pro wish list:

Samsung PM971-NVMe 512GB SSD
Wireless charging
MicroSD card slot
DDR4L RAM
INtel's Kaby Lake CPUs
Nvidia Geforce GTX 1070m (mobile version)
Touchscreen
4K display
24-hour battery
Six USB Type-C ports
Fanless

When?

>those specs
>facebook toddler toy

Pick one.

>OLED touchpad
what

Well Apple just ruined their best product. So much for waiting for the new macbook.

Fuck apple

So whats the best laptop these days that isnt a macbook?

the one the new one is based on :^)

how the fuck would you even know its 4 k on a 15 " screen

I wonder how much this thing overheats when watching jewtube videos

A lot. I hate this piece of shit fucking meme laptop. I wish i would've bought a macbook. IDGAF if they copy other people, i just want a working product

Why do you fucks keep posting this worthless touchpad bullshit when it isn't even the same thing and the X1 Carbon actually is? Are there really Razer shills here?

looks like fucking garbage.

Im looking for a laptop that does not do this trash, and if i wanted one that did, I would rather buy apples implementation than any piece of shit alienware.

>Fanless
>Dedicated GPU
Your and idiot kill you'reself.

Kill yourself

>>OLED touchpad confirmed
What is this supposed to do, exactly?
>No magsafe confirmed
You are FUCKING kidding me.

>Fan less
>1070m over Polaris 11
Lmao

Type C lowkey worst thing to happen to tech.

While I'm against non-physical buttons on any input devices, I just realized something that made them tolerable.
Lenovo (and now Apple) realized that the majority of their users aren't mentally capable of typing without looking at the keyboard, so they might as well make touch-sensitive controls.
That kinda justifies the retardation, I guess.

>the majority of their users aren't mentally capable of typing without looking at the keyboard
????

Stop making shit up.

>"Apple users are mostly tech-illiterate"
>WHERE IS THE PROOFS

Not knowing about computers and not knowing how to type aren't the same thing. I can't even remember when I last saw someone who couldn't touch type.

will it have a headphone jack?

Yes

wew, i thouth hp jack is not trendy enough like in new iphone

>all of these applefags on Sup Forums need to leave.

>SMUDGY SCREENS

where have I heard that before?

Is the laptop with touchscreen and keyboard/touchpad even necessary?

I understand if it is one that converts into a tablet.

But on a traditional style laptop like mbp I don't think i would use the touchscreen very often if at all.

Maybe someone who owns one can chime in because I am not an owner of such advanced technology.

>dGPU
>fanless
>24 hour battery


Apple can rip off people, but they can't break physics.

Wait until you realize they are using the keyboard from the new macbook -- the one with less than half a millimeter of key travel.

Yeah, I was pissed too. Cuck and Ives should be ashamed of themselves.

In the past, Apple has taken a shit without Jobs. They better get rid of Cook and Ives over this.

Guess I need to but something else since I desperately need to upgrade.

Where are the arrow keys?

can't see apple actually doing this, pressing your finger on plastic feels like fucking shit especially on a plastic screen

Knowing apple, it will be glass

...

seriously this x1000

I have a macbook pro and the magsafe is one of my favorite things.

>Wireless charging
>Nvidia Geforce GTX 1070m (mobile version)
>Touchscreen
>4K display

nice MemeBook Pro

you don't need them anymore

> pooped himself
> that was a joke mom tell them!!!

I own one I take notes in lectures with touchscreen its way faster than latex or word and such when writing equations and drawing graphs. Also handy for using when lying down.

All they had to do was slap slylake on it, loose the bezels, improve battery life, swap 1 (ONE) USB 3.1 with a USB C.
There you go.
I'd have paid 3k$ easily for such a machine.
But noooo, let's slap a deteriorating oled screen where the function keys must be so that users have to completely break their workflow to use it, and y'know what? Forget about old USB, HDMI, SD slot and dedicated charging port, we type C now.

I swear to god I'm so fucking mad, I've waited 2 years for this computer and they fuck it up.

while I agree that this computer will probably be shit, it does (allegedly) have 4 USB C ports. That's a lot of connectivity - I'd argue it's more connectivity than a current MBP.

>OLED
Samsung won

2 USB 3.1, 2 Thunderbolt/DP, HDMI, SD slot, HP jack versus 4 USB C and a HP jack.
That sounds like shitty connectivity and 400€ of adapters, 2bh

USB C can carry thundebolt/dispayport though, otherwise I agree with you

Pro tip: this site runs on Mac Minis

>he fell for mac mini meme
It runs on custom build computers that are hanging from ceiling and running FreeBSD.

> tfw embedded into the OLED touchpad will be a modified leap motion.

>installing antergos
layers of irony

stop

Anybody else WANT next macbooks to be shitty?

>tfw in love with 16gb ram 2015 13 rmbp

Someone needs to turn this shit around and turn Apple back into a computer company

That 13-inch MacBook is non-retina, though, fåm

Please never. Whenever I see some tardlinger mauling the monitor on their $1500 laptop I die a little inside.

??

the solution for this is making a screen able to interact with macfags dildoes and buttplugs

Teenager

If we can put emojis on the OLED bar I'm sold

> yfw the dock will now sit in the OLED touch bar.

...

It's probably gonna be locked down tho.
I really hope that they won't do the same mistake as Lenovo who simply made the bar act like a row of buttons.

Literally nobody likes to tap on a touchscreen to do something that could be done by actuating a physical button.

>>keys that are rarely used are now on a touchpad
F-Keys rarely used
media buttons without touch type
thanks based cock