Chink Shit General - /csg/

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General

>News
• user recieves a 3$ refund from the aliexpress seller • user got his Rock Zircons • user discovers a body massager that are supposedly gonna help you with "fat burnning" • user recieves his kawaii figurine • user bought cheap chink Gameboy clone • user bought a cheap chink tent that saved him 100$ • LehappymerchantAnon gets a lot of goodboy points for jewing female coworkers using his account and cant controll themselves shopping on Gearbest like women usually cant • user bought a Kingston 64GB USB flashdrive for 5$ and the product was legit >54856423
• user is happy his blitzwolf wallcharger is charging his Chuwi (?) fast • user gets a lot of strange phone calls from pajeets, suspects Gearbest is selling phone numbers • user building up his recording studio with cheap chink shit youtube.com/watch?v=uBbTZ2ky_d8

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTz1pjiunQ4

Other urls found in this thread:

aliexpress.com/item/wallet/32604293106.html
xiaomiforsale.com/
gearbest.com/iphone-mounts-holders/pp_262179.html
gearbest.com/iphone-mounts-holders/pp_262185.html
oppomart.com/phones/xiaomi-mi5.html
tradingshenzhen.com/mi5/512-xiaomi-mi5-3gb-2-15ghz.html
gearbest.com/headsets/pp_270782.html
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_312369.html?wid=3
aliexpress.com/item/what-did-you-say-about-mao/32515458125.html
gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_230530.html?7
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general/Everyday_carry#Headphones.2FIEMs
mtytrack.com
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

first

Anyone have experience with the Teclast X80 Pro? I'm looking for a tablet around 9".

I really like how the OPs have recaps in them now.

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I think the Chuwi Hi8 Pro is better.

USB Type C and slighty higher capicity on the battery.

My shark died

Really? Don't say that. My first Shark arrived today and another is in shipping.

Seller thinks I'm scamming him

Regular OP here, was making a thread while there wasn't one hadn't noticed this one popped up in the mean time. Sorry about that I'll go delete mine.

>tfw I was also making a thread

Some notable things missing from news here
• Aliexpress trying to cuck user user fights back • Mipow controllable LED light bulbs aren't good says user • Piston 3 review and a comment from another user

yeah I thought you were gone so I just made one, dont have a mitu pic folder, probably gonna have to grow one so I'll just posted a nice Mao

How did it happen?

Phisically broken?
Unreadable?
Unwriteable but readable?

>Phisically
Fuck.

Well shit, it's not letting me delete it I just get a blank page when I try to delete it.

found this guide for 99 cent mousepads
shipping takes a little bit of time though

...

>found
Yeah, right.

I bet this has been asked many times, but what's the best place for an europoor to buy Redmi Note 3 Pro? Any European re-sellers or sites that have guarantee?

"Found" you just slapped your referral code on there

Received my wallet a few days ago and it's pretty good.

Lot's of space but could use more card slots.
I can put my backup phone battery in it easily.

I bought it when it was on sale for around $11 USD.

aliexpress.com/item/wallet/32604293106.html

>guarantee
You mean warranty?
One user claimed that this site is good if you want warranty xiaomiforsale.com/

I got my memephone from Aliexpress though.

Post pics ya dope

>tfw the £3 speaker you found was a fucked up listing.
can't people proof read before listing items for sale.

Yeah warranty is what I meant

Too lazy but you can check the pics on the feedback.

I got the black one.

gaybeast or aliexpress shark?

Looks a bit faggy tßh

that is the ugliest wallet i've ever seen

I got mine on tuxiaomi.es, they have their own repair center but only ship to Spain + a handful other european countries (France, Belgium, Netherlands, Italy and UK). Their phones ship with either untouched Global / China ROM (depending on model) or Xiaomi EU ROM.

i looks like something an italian or spanish douche would have.

Has it this sickening cancer smell?

Proof that Sup Forumsentoo men are those guys you see in public wearing baggy cargo pants filled with useless shit

ZUK Z2 WHEN ? AAAAAAH

Mine actually did smell like death when I took it out of the packaging.
Took a few hours to air out. Now it just smells like rubber if you press your nose against it.

>> orders redmeme note 3 from AliExpress
>> DHL express shipping (ok maybe in a week and a half)
>> Hong Kong to US
>> leaves Hong Kong yesterday 5/31
>> arrives in Cinncinnatti last night
>> out for delivery today 6/1

What the fuck is this overnight shipping from AliExpress?

Suggestions on best chink phone for £80 and under?

Requirements:
>5.5 inch screen or more
>3000 mAh battery or more
>720p screen or higher
>Android 5.1 or higher (ideally Android 6.0 for Doze feature)

Them chink stores on the Ali marketplace gotta work for dem positive reviews and feedback mang

Open that shit up son

Post in mitu thread, Mao is awful

>The cable isn't very good and I feel like it'll break within six months.

It's one of the strongest cables I've had with a pair of IEMs. Sennheisers, Sonys and JVX's all have weak plastic cables that snap easily.

wich ones should I take?

gearbest.com/iphone-mounts-holders/pp_262179.html

gearbest.com/iphone-mounts-holders/pp_262185.html

gonna use my tablet as a second monitor for twitch/streams/animu

How do these pricedifferences happen?

oppomart.com/phones/xiaomi-mi5.html

350 Euro for the 64gb version


tradingshenzhen.com/mi5/512-xiaomi-mi5-3gb-2-15ghz.html

400 Euro for the 64gb version

cheaper one looks like it has more adjustment so... the cheaper one

Can the Ruizu X02 take 64GB shark SD cards?

the first one looks better.

yes

Dank. order placed.

If this seriously gets here today I'll give him the 4/5 stars he deserves.

bulk orders, warehouse clearance and supply chain fuckery?

gearbest.com/headsets/pp_270782.html

Worth it at that price? Is that a sale?

Does anyone have any experience with buying monitors from China? Or should I just pay the premium price for an established name brand here in the states?

>tfw you think your stuff is coming today
>it actually just left the sorting facility and is at the USPS facility
>across the state
>"in transit to destination"

Cheep monitors are form Korea not china.

1.16$ order, thx for the refunds and goodboy points gaybest.

Oh, alrighty. Would you happen to have any recommendations of brands/website to get them from?

So I bought this bluetooth rechargeable mouse for like $10 and it worked ok, someone pointed out chinese mouses have really high failure rates I thought yeah not this one.

24 hours later back button died. Teared fucker up, thought there was cold solder point or damaged trace. No, fucking microswitch died. Brought it back to life with lots of contact cleaner tho.

Only noticed now it shows up as Logitech V470, most likely whole firmware is just copied from genuine Logi.

No clue but threads pop up from time to time on Sup Forums, mb make a new one.

I'm looking at getting this user. Similar requirements gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_312369.html?wid=3

Qnix q2710 or catleap or something

Beware they don't usually have interrnal scalers so you run everything at 1440p (if you get a 1440p one) or it looks like garbage with your gpus scaler

there are cheapish 1080p korean monitors, but the value point 2 years ago at least was with the 1440p "120hz" models that used the displays from iMacs

Hmm seems okay.

Would love other suggestions

Headphone is charging. Bluetooth Dongle was not recognized immediately and i was too lazy to install drivers and took an old one i had. Till now the sound stutter extremely and i don't know why. Maybe are there interferences or something. But when the sound works (for a few seconds) it sounds pretty good.

Shark is still unpacked, i like the packaging.
The reader should work. But is only 2.0. A 3.0 reader is on its way.

tried, got pic related message. what do now?

Should have gotten the 64gb shark (its faster) and only 10.99 now.

Is on its way.

Btw.

What should I buy lads?

No adult stuff.

Doesn't make a difference to me. The fact that it make it here in 1 day is impressive enough for me. I can wait 1-2 more days.

sharks, raybans, memephones, tablets no one wants to risk their money on, xiaomi everything tshirts, wallets, fans, water filters, air purifiers

actually, is there any communist party shit on ali?

Sharks, quads and other chink gadgetry

buy a xiaomeme mi5 and flash cm and then report back :3

omg, guys

aliexpress.com/item/what-did-you-say-about-mao/32515458125.html

Have all this already, except for
>water filters, air purifiers
I value my health.

To the user that was looking for the JJRC H22 earlier It's currently back on sale for $13.50 again.

gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_230530.html?7

>image
Why

wow thx, just ordered one, as the awful review guy I really need this.

im spending £20 on something
decide what it is

Is the bm-800 a meme? My friend uses it and I hear constant buzzing and background static when we talk on skype, with or without the foam thing on the microphone. iirc someone here said you can use an usb converter to avoid some of the noise and buzzing, is this true?

i wanna get one but i'll get lynched by a jap for sure if i wore it outside :(

Sharkfoot; The most prominent symptom seems to be excessive spending on chink sites. It could be dangerous depending on your income.

Is the snek immune to nuclear mines or not?

Might be because he doesn't have phantom power for it

xiaomi piston 3

Anonymous 06/01/16(Wed)12:34:48 No.54857523▶
I want to be a EDC fagoid and have all sorts of semi-useful gadgets on my keychain


What sorts of things do you recommend?
Right now I have a mosin tool and a single key.

Only you will get the chinkshit reference, everyone else will think you're a commie (or autistic even) if you wear this in public. Cant pull a Che Guevara with this thing.

Get more keys.

One image was missing.

Those pussifed little shits?

There was a jap who got robbed around my neighborhood the other day. Turns out all the robber did was to as him to hand his phone over. He didn't want not trouble and so just complied. In broad daylight.

I dont live in the "land of the free to shoot anyone" so i'll be fine.

posted in wrong thread so

trying to join the /csg/ irc channel, I connected to Rizon with Hexchat but the /join command just plainly doesn't work. No errors or anything, it just pretends like I didn't do anything. what do?

That could be it, is there a /csg/'s pick chink phantom power supply?

I got package too guys!

It's not like you're missing out on anything important

KZ-ATE, Zircons or Piston 3s?

I live in the Netherlands and wore that sort of stuff when I was 13 and people looked weird or with disgust at me. Also, whatever you do, dont wear it in eastern Europe, you'll be better of wearing a swaztika.

small flash drives, micro USB otg adapter, flashlight, other shit

wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general/Everyday_carry#Headphones.2FIEMs

So my aliexpress seller supposedly have given me a fake tracking number. Its just some numbers, not any country letters on it and it the sellers links to this site for tracking:

mtytrack.com

after some googling I found out that the tracking site is fake, nothing it true of what it says.

So can I start to scare the seller and ask for a full refund?

desu I am glad to hear IRC is dead
IRCs for general threads is cancer
they always degenerate into shitposting squads

>Also, whatever you do, dont wear it in eastern Europe

lol, i dont live in a shithole, take it easy.

recently chose the sennheiser cx 200 over them. arrived today.