Cmd window pops up and closes immediately

>cmd window pops up and closes immediately

That would be scary, since it reminds you you're running Windows

fuck off pedoscum

Law-abiding Master Race reporting in

>webcam light turns on and off during set hours

Spooky shit

>strange tray icon appears and when you move pointer on it, it dissappears

>your entire OS is a unknown mystery to you

/thread

>get security clearance
>now every time the phone is used, get noisy degraded quality
>build Faraday cage in garage for "equipment"
>come home, there's a usb cap lying on floor
>don't recognise the cap from any usb sticks

>webcam not covered when not using it
why.png

>>come home, there's a usb cap lying on floor
>>don't recognise the cap from any usb sticks
Well time to rip everything open and look around for a new mystery stick.
Honestly though, security cameras go for like 50 dollars on eBay.

>pc turns randomly on at night, logs in somehow and stays turned on

>>get security clearance
you bend your ass over to them :^)

>not using 1.5 millon mirrors to slower speed of light and make a image reflection time buffer

>>cmd window pops up and closes immediately

time to format

>explorer.exe has crashed

Were it not for my helpless addiction to Windows, i'd have started using something else years ago

>not directing a video of a hostage situation to your webcam when not using it

>take MacBook out of backpack
>it upgraded to Windows 10

> not just disabling in bios, or better yet just disconnecting it

I think the reason for that is because programmers haven't bothered to set the environment of the program to be invisible as opposed to the default which is command line. AFAIK it can be as simple as just setting a compiler flag so there's really no excuse.

>visit parents house for Christmas
>get the Christmas decorations out with dad
>find my old SNES
>plug it in
>turn it on
>it upgraded to windows 10

this

Mine does that too and shitpost obsessively while I sleep.

It happens during installations and updates sometimes. If it happens during other times, then wipe your hard drive clean, because the FBI will knock on your door shortly.

...

>visit parents for easter
>get easter decorations out with mom
>find my old Sega mega drive
>plug it in
>turn it on
>it upgraded to windows 10

>turn on the good old Nokia 3310
>updates to Windows 10

I like to imagine that people are watching me when I fap.

>dig out an IBM 702 from my grandads basement
>replace some valves
>updates to windows 10

>pacman -Syu
>updates to windows 10

>put on my F-91W
>updates to windows 10

>go to sleep
>wake up in the morning and go to get out of bed
>brain updated to windows 10

>CPU fans suddenly start spinning like crazy, Temp 22C

>this thread again

>archaeologists find roman abacus
>updates to windows 10

> click link on Sup Forums
> redirecting

This fucking drive me nuts.

>the bios is backdoored

im laughing so hard i almost got fired
windows 10 prompt literally appeared on my screen as i typed this

>browsing being a fag like usual
>suddenly the system chugs
>open task manager
>a shit tonne of processes suddenly close
>back to normal speed

>on my botnet renovo thinkpad
>update to windows 10
>freezes indefinitely

Im surprised the European union hasn't fined MS for the forced update thingy yet

>disable windows update service
>no windows 10
it's that easy

It's better than Linux.

>don't run Windows

>>disable windows update service
>>no windows 10
>it's that easy
...
>windows 10 installs anyway

>Turn off windows updates
>No windows 10

Literally problem solved.

>Demanding to run a 10 year old OS that is nearly EOL
You're the same kind of idiot that clung to XP for 5 years after 7 released, aren't you?

>turn off computer
>no windows

solved

>kill yourself
>no Windows 10
>problem solved

>.05 stones have been deposited into your PayPal, Ahmed.

...

You seem to have replied to the wrong post my man.

>go to math class
>pull out abicus
>upgrades to windows 10

>implying bios level firmware hasn't been monitoring your routine to predict when you'll be out of the room, won't then fire up the machine, burst transmit your keystrokes, then shut back down
checkmate athiests

>using libreboot

ah, feels good to be non-pleb.

>plug in an old freezer I haven't used in seven years
>immediately starts to heat up
>open up the lid
>"Configuring update for Windows 10."

good thing there's a secondary keylogger/burst transitter built into your modem/router

trust me bruh, they've got all fronts covered

>3 days of installing and configuring Gentoo
>it upgrades to Windows 10

>sudo apt-get dist-upgrade
>update to windows 10

Kill yourself, tripfag cancer

>good thing there's a secondary keylogger/burst transitter built into your modem/router

ah, good job I don't use a consumer-grade router nor closed-source router os.

but you do use the modem provided by your gubment subsidized isp, now don't you

>It's better than Linux.
>better

>Got update to Windows 10
>Apears to be Gentoo after reboot

>buy 3 bananas at the store
>take out my Mastercard
>have to wait while POS upgrades to Windows 10

>want to open my window
>it updated to windows 10

>go grab my visa credit card
>no longer visa
>windows 10 credit card

>moms day
>flowers updating to Windows 10

"no"

...

>implying the feds don't gas you with an anaesthetic when you're asleep and replace every electronic device in your house with bugged replicas

>tripfag
>"windows is better than linux"

nice b8 m8 i r8 8/8

are there really people who think this?

Y

It's tricky!