I know this is the wrong board, but since I consider the rest of Sup Forums to be literal cancer I'll ask this here.
How the fuck do I pick up women.
>tfw me
>no sex for 3 years
Explain your methods, using tech or not.
I know this is the wrong board, but since I consider the rest of Sup Forums to be literal cancer I'll ask this here.
How the fuck do I pick up women.
>tfw me
>no sex for 3 years
Explain your methods, using tech or not.
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You're literal cancer
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1. Fuck off
2. ???
3. profit
Built a tinder bot. Ranked my photos and bio based on number of matches they would get me. Then used a mix of sklearn and nltk to figure out what messages would get me phone numbers. This worked but then I wouldn't like the women it got me so I used opencv to try to figure out what kind of face I would find most attractive. The process was successful but the women didn't like my attitude and personality. So I used personalityai to look at what I would say, figure out if it was appropriate, and train me based on that. Still, they couldn't see past my fucked up teeth so I got pyTeeth to reformat my molars.
But it never works out because no girl likes guys who code
Are you ugly? How tall are you? Are you fit? What are your hobbies? Where do you work?
>no sex for 3 years
lmao that's nothing i havent had sex for almost 10 years
I haven't had sex in 20 years
>mfw just turned 20, no sex for 20 years
Not sure why you are having troubles OP. Most women get wet just talking about technology.
>mfw pushing 30
>After 2 failed relationships and fucking some crazy sluts my sex drive is partially dead.
Fuck that stress
same here but i'm 25. stopped giving a fuck about women when i was 21
How much to buy all rights to your code?
Girls don't like nerds, retard.
Learn how to hide your powerlevel and some some non-Sup Forums interests.
Fucking go ask people if they wanna have sex.
isnt that illegal
Acquire $200
Jam cock in escort
Some nastier ones let you cum inside their vagina multiple time.
Pic related an escort I had sex with about 6 days ago named Chloe. God I drained my balls into her so many times.
>tfw no sex for 32 years
Have a good job, maintain your appearance/fitness, and I guess try to be fun to be around. You don't have to be amazing, but making an effort in these areas will have a noticeable effect on your attractiveness. It might take a while to improve, but take your time and just keep at it. Rome wasn't built in a day.
Some good advice. user, you need to pursue interests that also places you around women. I like to dance, so does every girl and their mother, so I'm instantly around a bunch of women. All I need to do is just talk to them and every once in a while land one. Do not be autistic, the Sahara Desert is wetter than a pussy that has been near an autist.
>Get interesting hobby that girls also share
>Talk to them
>Don't be desperate or autist
>Enjoy the pussy
Do something professional that you are really good at become rich don't even have to bother with anything else sluts will throw themselves at you.
It's pretty easy to get laid, user.
>Buy laptop. Any laptop.
>Install arch linux.
>Rice it up like a chinese farmer.
>Find a place with hot women.
>Boot laptop.
>Let the panties hit the floor.
But like...how do I get an escort in Rochester, NY?
Get really involved with something you are interested in or passionate about. Then there is no need to use pick up lines. Easy conversation that can lead to more.