Name a better laptop than this

Name a better laptop than this.

Protip: you can't.

All of them

the 13 inch rmbp. a 15 inch laptop without the numpad and with a tiny keyboard in the middle is beyond retarded

> be me, software dev
> change company to a startup based in the UK
> first day
> "choose your computer user"
> there are ONLY macs in here, 13" rMBP, 13 MBP, 15" rMBP and MBA
> "can I.. use my own laptop?"
> "no"
> pick the most expensive 15" build they had
> shit is awful, overheats with browser window and 5 tabs
> boot up takes 3x what my x201 takes on windows 7
> display is k
> take it to a meeting
> battery dies after 4 hours of technical discovery and planning
> take it on the coach to chill out
> 85 oC with fucking spotify and safari window
> run IDE, cpu throttles, 98 oC
NEVER
AGAIN

>Things that never happened.jpeg

But they did. Apple products are widely used due to the business care plans apple offers.
Moreover every single TV in the company runs supported by apple tv for the very reason of compatibility.

Also after 4 months tab button fell off and this junk was sent for replacement. Yes, new one still overheats.

I wouldn't ve surprised if rMBP overheated and had terrible battery life. My guess is he ran it at full brightness. Retina screens are really power hungry and can cause the battery to heat up and drain really fast. Same is true for smarphones

Maybe if you weren't watching futa while compiling and you cleaned the Cheeto dust out of the vent it wouldn't overheat.

Vaio Z Flip

Your mother.

If I'm gonna spent over 2k on a laptop I'll make sure it lasts me more than 3 fucking years

If you have a MacBook for three years you're doing it wrong

Nope. I however am constantly running a VM in the background. Entirely because docker is not fully supported on osx kernel yet. However this VM has a minor resources impact.
As to the screen - it's never on full brightness, rather on 70%~. Still that's the performance you get out of 2k £ machine. Fkin bullshit.

From a financial standpoint buying an apple computer is the best choice since even after 2 years you can resell it fairly expensively whereas most other laptops aren't worth shit anymore. I own a 2015 13" rMBP and it's great, build quality and speed is awesome. What really sucks is OSX and the fact that CPU and GPU are the same unit. Viewing flash content or twitch streams produces a lot of heat and the fans spin up really loud. It's totally fine for dev work though.

>What really sucks is OSX
Sure thing bud

Might as well add I bought this thang for uni and dev work, not as entertainment slave.

Depends on the purpose of the laptop and preferences of the consumer. For example I'd get a mac if I was a college student who needed something sleek and mobile, plus you can't beat the design. I'd get a ThinkPad if I was a NEET (which I am).

rMBPs have non integrated gpus as well. They only kick in during graphically intense tasks due. It's only Airs that use intels integrated only.

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Really unless it's free, you won't be doing it at all

ebin

So buying an expensive brick is good because you can sell it after its even more of a brick for a decent amount of cash? As opposed to buying a useful laptop and using it until it dies of old age

a macbook?

>have brand new computer every year or two because you're able to keep reselling and upgrade
or
>buy brand new computer
>use it for a few years
>it's worth next to nothing and is now outdated
>sell it for a few hundred
>start over

is that for dwarves? I need 15 inch at least

A zenbook 3, with i7 and 1 TB SSD.

anything that's been updated within the past year, like a thinkpad carbon x1.

A piece of shit that retains its value is still a piece of shit

Or
>buy laptop
>use for a few years till outdated
>upgrade internals
>use a few more years
Now that's an investment bud

Good thing we're talking MacBooks and not shit

>modern laptop
>upgrade it
That's a good one user

Zenbook 3 with QHD+ screen, i7, 8GB RAM, 256-512GB SSD.

Stumps every fucking macbook for around 1100 Euroshekels

Can we Put an End to this macbook meme?

>it's a Sup Forums gets triggered by apple episode

These are my favorite but they're a bit samey.

Just buy a quiet budget desktop and use it for a decade, the more generic the parts the better.

Buying laptops is a waste of money because they last 3 years tops before wearing down both physically and due to batreries crapping out if not sooner.

>physically
My laptop's 7 years old and is practically mint
>batteries
I still get about the estimated battery life

>Buying laptops is a waste of money

Not if you work outside of your house?

I'm tempted by one of these and making it a hackintosh to be honest. Apples laptops have disappointed me more and more in the last 5 years.

>What is a desktop replacement?
Or really you could still something more powerful than a mac but soldered and install hackintosh

>>What is a desktop replacement?
A behemoth that only shares a form factor with laptops
>hackintosh
kek

>behemoth
>Oww! Muh arms! I can't lift 7lbs :'(
Pussy normie shit

The "G" and "H" key should be centered to the screen to avoid RSI.
You would need at least a 21 inch (16:10 ratio) screen to achieve this.

I could easily carry around a 7lb laptop, I just can't fathom why I willingly would. It's not 2000 anymore.

At least?
Maybe you're just a giagantic faggot.
13"-14" ist perfect for being productive.
If you want something for gayming or real work you might consider a desktop pc.

Thinkpad T460s

Not op, but the screen and the processor on the t460s are not even close.

I wish they were. I'm looking for a switch from my MBP13, and love the thinkpad keyboard. BUT the screens are too dim and the 520 graphics are not cutting it.

If only lenovo would put a decent fucking panel on the thing.

Is the trackpad still shit?

What vent? It's 2016 and these retards at apple still don't put vents on the bottom of workstation grade laptops and then they wonder why it runs hotter than the sun

If you weren't retarded you'd swap the panel yourself

P650RG-G
3-4lbs
Soldered gpu/cpu but powerful and aesthetic

It's not terrible like it was on the T440s, but it's not great. At least with the actual buttons on the T460s, you can disable the trackpad and just use the trackpoint.

What is whitelisting?

Google a bit before you shoot your mouth off.

>trackpad impossible to click near upper edge
>extremely loose near bottom edge
>overall flimsy diving board piece of shit
>even applel themselves has admitted it's utter shit now and has trashed the design to go back to copying 90's era laptops with solid non-click touchpads
>still has no real buttons
>relies on pressure sensitive gimmick bullshit
>if you press too lightly or too hard it does something completely different than what you intended
>ultra shit tier zero travel chiclet keyboard
>OSX is a steaming pile of shit with horrendous battery management
>applel's solution is to cram in a massive heavy 95WHr battery to make up for it
>even XXXTREME GAMER cancer like razer blade with 4X the CPU/GPU power and 70WHr battery matches it in battery life in same tasks
>gets BTFO by 55WHr Yoga 2 in battery life in same tasks
>the battery takes up the space where a cooling system would've been in a laptop not designed by the world's thinnest and lightest gay hipsters
>overheats at the slightest task because abysmal crippled cooling system
>throttles to 800mhz because of chronic overheating problems
>retina meme supposedly for "pros" have have gloss mirror coating
>blurry as shit retina meme scaling
>shitbook air is even worse with glossy 1366x768 TN eye cancer

>macshit is good
Can we finally put an end to this meme?

>i'll post this every Day until everyone and myself believe it.

Look-mom-i-posted-it-again.jpg.exe

everything in this post is a lie except for spotify, its fucking helper processes suddenly take up two whole cores for no reason on os x

I've been given a (r)MBP for every programming job I've had except one internship - no issues of course and I couldn't imagine being 10% as productive on windows. linux would be fine but not everyone can use a terminal for 90% of their job like I do

yes, that's why you would buy a mac. buy the $100 apple care extension if you really care that much, chances are if you don't drop it or splil shit on it you'll have no problems though.

boot2docker uses approximately 10% of the resources slack does. not even worth mentioning buddy

you've been conditioned to believe that apple hardware is useless. only thinkpads rival apple hardware in quality. your pleb laptop will EOL in 3 years, a mac will EOL in 5 (but you're better off selling it after 3 to get an optimal return)

were you planning on like, replacing the touchpad and keyboard after they go? buying new RAM is not enough of an upgrade to make what you're saying not sound stupid

Damn son you are triggered

Ooh nice.

That's just a rebranded Clevo. If you bought direct from Sager, it'd be the same but maybe cheaper.

>aesthetic
Please you're embarrassing yourself. It's the same plasticky Clevo chassis over and over.

Sadly that's not true.
The only rMBPs that have discrete graphics are the most expensive 15" ones.
I think you're gonna spend 2500€+ on one of those.

If you actually had a 15" rMBP then you would know about the intakes on the sides of the laptop and the exhaust in the rear.

Nice try, though.

Just wait a week

The 13" MBA special ordered with the i7 is better for my purposes. Wildly better battery life, and the effective resolution is higher since the retina degrades to fucking 1280x800.
Coming from Thinkpads, the keyboard took some getting used to but it's definitely the best portable on the market at the moment.

>Buying laptops is a waste of money because they last 3 years tops before wearing down both physically and due to batreries crapping out if not sooner.
Agreed.

This is why I carry a suitcase with my mITX desktop build, a monitor, and a UPS with me everywhere I go.

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Does the rMBP still work after being submerged in piss?

Best laptop I ever owned.
Never looked back.

I'll take shit that never happened for $20.

Anti apple fanboys sure go to great lengths.

Spend all your money on a laptop? What is up with that room

What the fuck
Is that a mechanical keyboard?

Dell Chromebook 13 with GalliumOS and coolstar rom.

how the fuck are you going to get RSI from moving your eyes a couple inches to the right? Your hands don't give a shit where the screen is.

a 5 year old acer aspire for 300$

>Spend all your money on a laptop
Not really, it is just a little bit more expensive than macbbok pro
What about the room?
Yes.

At severe risk of being called names here but

This "coolstar rom" you're on about is a BIOS or?

lol

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What happens with the new macbook pro?

no new hardware released

nothing
in 2017 it gets an OLED touchscreen strip instead of the F keys
pay attention you dumb fucking faggot, i dont even use this board and I knew that

>be me
>reading your post
>"be me"
>stop reading

It's a seabios firmware, the coreboot portion was modded to work.

For a consumer laptop? It's probably the best.
For anyone who needs a work laptop in the tech field? It's practically useless.
>can't securely carry and use in one hand
>not enough battery life for a whole workday
>battery is not removable
>no disc drive
>no expresscard
>no TPM
>no ethernet
The last three are required by my job, and the last two are required by basically anyone working in an enterprise IT environment.