>News • user made $90 in 10 days from reselling smart watches and tried to fix a broken antenna • Cathy is going to get fired, and it is all user's fault • user gets a 2m braided MUSB cable and reviews it • user finds a new shark backpack • Comfy Reviews user gets a chink phantom power supply • user got chinked and jewed, got charged $34.80 in taxes on a $155.50 order • user got his Xiaomi air purifier and begins taking it apart • Mi Band 2 is now out • Muhammad Ali dies Previous Thread
Maybe get a chest harness and a black shirt and a jacket. I'm sure that will hide it pretty well.
Daniel Edwards
What's the story I missed it.
Someone pissed on their phone?
Austin Garcia
Cathy did it for 5 stars
Christian Johnson
2 threads back, Start at retail bros crappy mp3 review.
Kek
Luis Campbell
It starts here Condensed version if you cant be bothered reading it all
Chase Mitchell
Anons calmly discussing how mp3 players and their uses in 2016 and how no phone is as good as a dedicated mp3 player after some user posts a tacky $2 MP3 player.
Buttmad underage summerfag user butts in saying iPhones are affordable and the best audio solution because he managed to get an old iPhone 4 for $100 off a girl (probably his sister).
Anons try to say chink phones have better specs than an iPhone 4 and are cheap enough if you want that route.
Pissphone drops his anecdote that iPhones are indestructible because he's dropped his in a piss filled toilet bowl and it was fine, he says chink phones last 4 weeks then die. Also adds shark cards all only last a week.
When pushed for proof for his claims Piss Boy points to a post about defective sharks in the last thread. It turns out to be a joke video. He then starts samefagging and saying iPhones are built to a higher standard than chink phones which are made by toxic chemicals in some chink's shed. Also he's an elite level genius, older than everyone and been on Sup Forums for 10 years despite typing like a 14 year old.
Anons ask him to post screenshots to prove he's not samefagging all the shark misinformation popping up, he says he won't because you can use paint to remove (You)s. Basically he's guilty as fuck. Not much has happened since then other than Pissphone possibly impersonating Retailbro (the way he types lines up).
Caleb Taylor
top kek
Bentley Taylor
Perfect.
Thanks user.
Grayson Miller
Hes probably just mad because he has to use a piss covered iphone 4 when all his friends have a 6s and mommy won't buy him a new one.
Thanks, user.
Hudson Bailey
That's pretty funny.
He's right about the shark card though
Ian Sullivan
Bought a parker fountain pen for the son's 'journal' for 4.5 euro's. Did i do good? Same quality as 20 yrs ago?
Owen Perry
Interesting
Oliver Hughes
youtube.com/watch?v=koeUIGR84hk this was the video he pointed to as proof that sharks are defective, made the comedy all the better to be honest. Thank you to Comfy user for indirectly contributing to an epic meme.
Colton Sanders
Fuck off pissphone
Tyler Mitchell
Properbly a knockoff.
I have a few chinky fountain pens, only the boer and hero ones really work. My advice is to get him either a legit Pilot Metropolitan or an japanese pen.
Camden Evans
>tfw tablet finally ships from GB after 19 days, but the shark is still left behind
John Taylor
paypal just gift me10 americans to buy anything from ebay i was thinkig getting a xioami piston 3 for 6 dollars are they legit any other suggestion is welcome
Alexander Reyes
Thoughts on gearbest shipping insurance?
Waste of $4?
What does it actually do?
Hunter Nguyen
They send another if it's lost in the post or falls into the ocean on its way to you.
Except if that happens you just raise a dispute with Paypal and get your money back that way. It's just a way for Gearbest to try and extract more of your shekels.
Christopher Gutierrez
...
Brandon Williams
guys my shark just became sentient and killed me
rip me
Landon White
holy kek thanks user
Grayson Smith
Sharks are on sale on gearbest. I might buy one just for the memes.. I don't need one at all.
Connor Wood
>homeless Cathy will have been quietly disappeared and been killed by firing squad more likely, sorry anons
that's why you buy any meme that requires a micro sd with it, like a Yi, a Ruizu x02, anything for a TF card. Makes it feel worthwhile.
Landon Hall
>iPhone 4 >$100 That's retarded.
Dylan Bell
Regular OP here was making a thread, but since there already is one I'll just dump what I've got.
There's a anti-shark shitposter with a piss soaked iPhone roaming the threads trying to discredit the popular Micro SD's by MIXZA, he'll claim his shark broke or suddenly wiped its data but never backs up his claims.
He even used ComfyReview user's joke video as "proof" that sharks were shit/would break.
Final results of the chink shit site poll: (32%) Of you prefer to use whatever's cheapest or a combination of several other sites (Gearbest+AliExpress etc) (43%) Of you stick to AliExpress (19%) Anons that prefer Gearbest (3%) Prefers FastTech, (2%) for DealExtreme and (1%) goes to BangGood
>News • Recapping user's review of the Mi Piston Air, Xiaomemes latest earbuds size comparison with the Piston 3 recommends them over the Piston 3 • user provides webm comparison of the Kanger vape and EVOD • ResellingAnon bought some cheap MP3 players for resale • USPS runs over user's package USPS very poorly apologizes to him with a letter • user constructs a light using only scrap chink shit in a cave • Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 Pro CONFIRMED working on T-Mobile's 4G LTE using Band 4 • user gets taxed by customs because the chinks forgot to properly put the value on his purchase it's a Xiaomi Air Purifier and begins taking it apart for no real reason other than tinfoilhattery about a possible chinkbotnet
Adrian Moore
10/10
Carson Baker
We have a new strawpoll rating the video reviewers of /csg/ as well
www.strawpoll.me/10392523
Dirty and Unbiased are the favourites so far
Jordan Taylor
The funniest part of the Comfy thing is he posted something like "I got chink'd, my shark card turned up defective" with the link, Pissphone must have not watched the video at all before citing it as proof.
Mason Jones
Yeah, but parker produces in chinkmenistan. Prolly legit? Thanks fpr the names though
William Powell
>begins taking it apart → for no real reason other than tinfoilhattery about a possible chinkbotnet → there's a very good reason for taking it apart, I want to be able to control it without having to download their app and register an account with them. You also can't tell me that the best way to get the air quality data from under my desk to the notebook on top of it is through a cloud server in chinkland. There's also this really annoying buzzer in it that has to go.
Ayden Cox
link to the user who got a redmi pro for 208AUD on aliexpress?
Hudson Turner
I don't think you have to register an account with them to use any of their products, why not try it first before you potentially break the thing?
Matthew White
>Before: → >After: pic related
Finally all those hours of playing Lego as a kid are paying off
Aiden Campbell
And let them know at what settings user likes his air purifier to be? Are you insane?
Aaron Turner
Anons, I'm sick of Windows 10 being absolute shit on tablet and I think I'm going to buy a dual boot Teclast X80 Plus or Pro. Which should I get?
Jason Jenkins
Ah well too late now. This can't end well.
Aaron Moore
Make sure your head is firmly wrapped in tinfoil before performing these tasks
Bentley Green
well i did try it first and it does work as in it is blowing air through the filter but there is no way to get the air quality sensor's data without the app or hacking it also its Wifi is constantly on, looking for phones and computers willing to connect, congesting my airwaves and blocking other devices
Wyatt Fisher
Nimm den Aluhut ab. [spoiler]Würde es dir aber auch gleich tun.[/spoiler]
Jaxson Green
>also its Wifi is constantly on, looking for phones and computers willing to connect, >congesting my airwaves and blocking other devices
I bet you think they're after your precious bodily fluids too. You already went and did a silly thing youtube.com/watch?v=iAHJCPoWCC8
Colton Ramirez
>GWAILO #2994849's MI AIR PURIFIER HAS GONE OFF THE GRID I can't help laughing at Xiaomi's botnet of uselessly wifi enabled devices like air purifiers, what are they going to develop next for these chinks to keep an eye on them
Juan Harris
are you james may by any chance user?
Nathaniel Morgan
You're doing the right thing, user. Hardware should be free, be it by design or by force.
Elijah Jones
No option for all video reviews are cancer, poll is invalid
Jordan Carter
This
Kevin Moore
How else do you think its supposed to work with the app? Of course it's going to need wifi.
I like how each and every one of your pics is labeled as foto_no_exif You do come across as a overly paranoid type, especially combined with your reasoning for taking it apart.
Nolan Turner
The poll is "which is the least cancerous", that directly implies all of them are cancer already.
>You also can't tell me that the best way to get the air quality data from under my desk to the notebook on top of it is through a cloud server in chinkland this and because i like to take stuff apart are the main reasons why I'm doing it
2/3 >insurance I really fucked it up there but still my country is a SHITHOLE, local post would steal package and still mark it as received. Better taking the risk
Cooper Gomez
Ok, have fun with that.
Angel Gomez
this is basically the same as leaving trump off the ballot in november on the basis that everyone knows he's the best
Jayden Davis
For the anons who enjoyed the zsun meme and installing OpenWrt on irrelevant devices:
It bought it for $6.5 from ebay, and it runs OpenWrt quite smoothly. I actually like it more than my zsun. If I have time later I might post a quick review.
Alexander Gomez
3/3
Grayson Diaz
the first thing I'm going to do once I figure out how it all works is putting Wifi back in it see → >going to replace the whole controller board with an ESP8266 or something
but that will be a Wifi that is able to communicate within my home network and doesn't have to go through a server in fucking China to bridge half a meter of distance between memifier and notebook
Brody Cruz
except there was already a strawpoll with the "they're all shit" option and it was boring as fuck. At least a poll about the least cancerous has some interesting statistics which is the whole point of pointless strawpolls.
www.strawpoll.me/10392461 "Trump" version.
Caleb Perez
Here's the heart of the little beast Xiaomeme for sure does know how to properly layout and label a board Well done unknown chink engineer
The buzzer (red circle) is the first thing that has to go
Anthony Gray
>Mi Band 2 is now out
the fuck are you on about user? It doesn't launch until June 7 and the Gearbest preorder says it won't *ship* until July 15
Joshua Powell
>holds valid poll >option he doesn't like wins >creates sanitized poll with the option he doesn't like removed
this is what's going to happen in november as well
Jason Green
which latin american shithole do you live in user?
Colton Myers
why
Jaxon Mitchell
Does this shit have any actual function ?
Matthew Lee
>why the buzzer has to go? because it beeps way to loud whenever you press any button
Hudson Jones
Let the tinfoilhatted user do his thing then complain about Xiaomi being a shit company once it no longer works because he broke it.
Elijah Lee
How did you know it was South America? Chile lol
William Powell
I wouldn't.
Kevin Davis
Everything arrived fine but seriously what kind of 12 yo worker deal with packing stuff in there?
Juan Thompson
Except it's not removed, it's still there. People asked for another version so I made it. Go back to r/The_Donald with your politic fedora.
Xiaomi is a great company at least their hardware design is spot on, I just want to run my own Software and make a few minor tweaks Also if I fuck up I can always wire the motor directly to the power supply and still have a "dumb" air purifier
Jaxon Cooper
Underpaid non-qualified homeless kind.
Juan Hill
Prepare to have to deepthroat the mic into your face and crank the gain to 100% to have it above a whisper if you don't have a SOMAKE USB card or phantom power. The included usb card is pretty bad.
Ryder Flores
Voor nu of later?
How much was everything and where'd you buy it?
Tyler Harris
the absolute madmanon
Christian Barnes
>completely ignored by csg
Oh well
Nolan King
Is this the best cheap chink mic?
Kayden Kelly
Post feet and you will have my full attention :3
Lucas Wood
What tablets would /csg/ recommend? I'm thinking of getting a Xiaomi Mi Pad 2
Jaxson Anderson
>Buying something as delicate as a fountain pen from chinks
Enjoy your skipping nibs and shittyink flow. As one user mentioned, just get a Pilot Metropolitan for $15 off amazon or jetpens. When it comes to spending money on fountain pens, you shouldn't get them from shoddy sources.
Alexander Long
You did good, did you buy extra batteries for your quad?
Julian Parker
It's okay, plenty of anons have reviewed it already. Comfy Reviews phantom power test, he's supposedly doing a follow-up with full 48v phantom power: youtube.com/watch?v=YlkiN62XsXE
user got chinked and jewed, got charged $34.80 in taxes on a $155.50 order Aww poor eurotrash, have some hot chocolate and don't buy from the g00kz.
Robert Jenkins
>user made $90 in 10 days That is awesome, almost half of the money I made in 10 hours
Cooper Lopez
30€ for everything including shipping and a shitty usb soundcard.
Got it from Aliexpress, I just picked one from the most popular sellers (lots of reviews etc..)
I might get a proper audio interface later (I want to record an electric guitar as well), I'll try with the cheap audio dongle for now
Ryder Ortiz
That's cute, almost 10% of money I make in 30 minutes.
Eli Flores
the second poll does not have a "they are all equally shit" option you did not like that option because it won the first poll you have therefore removed the option you didn't like from the second poll
go back to school with your inability to understand simple things
Levi Phillips
That user said he lives in a country where the average income is $300USD/month
Brandon Turner
New shit arriveeed Flag - okay quality, as expected for $3 Coin stealing chink piggybank - I dont have batteries yet 2 VR cardboards - both my phones have a shitty screen so it sucks, it seems like a fine pocket 3D cinema with a good one tho USB microscope - my laptop I have with me has no CD drive, so I coumdnt install drivers for it, will try later Flashlight - no batteries yet JB t-shirt - qts loved it when I took it to a festival yesterday, great buy
Jonathan Phillips
>Shit posting on Sup Forums >Shit posting in a cheap China shit thread
》MEMEARROWS
you are a giant fucking faggot and you do deserve a medal for it.
Nathaniel Lewis
Didn't you hear that user, he made twice that in 10 hours!!! #rekt!!!
Anthony Campbell
>make a strawpoll with a "they are all equally shit" option >user asks me to make another without it as the results are 90% "all shit" 10% answers to the question so the poll is pointless at a glance >I do that >Trumpfag tries to make me look bad for doing so
This is all part of public record, Trumpfag. Who gives a fuck about a stupid strawpoll anyway, don't you have more important things to whine about like that cunt Shillary?
Justin Jackson
no že se nestydíš, pyčo
Aaron Nelson
When I receive my shark I surely will No, I will suffer with those 5 minutes of battery, no idea how long will take to charge
