Unexpected knock at door

>unexpected knock at door
>forcefully power off laptop and barricade door giving enough time for the ram contents to dissipate

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is this you OP?

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>unexpected knock at door
>it's postwoman with my latest shipment of cheap Chinese shit

No because I don't star in one of the worst films ever made.

>having CP

>unexpected knock at door
>not expecting the unexpected

c'mon brah

can someone show me a video of how le fbi freezes ur ram n shit?

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if you do shady shit on the internet it's probably best that you buy some shitty security cams and place them around the permiter, and then use an old monitor to keep tabs on them. especially front door.

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>his OS doesn't encrypt his memory pages

Do they even do this? I highly doubt it. It's more of a theoretical vulnerability.

Is this a thing too? And what about you CPU cache user?
Game over. All it takes is 128 bits ;^)

I don't like you.

Worth it for that scene.

But don't you dislike frogposters more?

thanks

>Not posting the best version

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wow shit that's not as academic as I thought.

No, you've managed to outfaggot them by a wide margin.

That cut real deep you know.

are you on a first name basis with her?

If I were big on CP or something like that, I'd probably find a way to conceal my storage medium really well, like build a household item like a teapot or a potplant or something that would make it easy to conceal a small SSD or USB stick physically, so that any search conducted by police would be unlikely to turn it up. I'd create an encrypted file and rename it "topsecretufos.iso" or something so that if police DID find it, I would claim that I'd downloaded it and was hiding it because I believed they were documents of high value, but that I was totally unaware it was an encrypted file so they couldn't then compell me to unlock it.

If they know your real-life identity you already fucked up, OP

>mfw no one ever comes to visit me.

I will

Damn

but I don't have the one ring

Hidden volumes are a thing, user. Put things of 'high value' on there that you don't actually care about - password to your facebook account you don't use, etc. But the real stuff in the hidden volume.

>FBI if using Ubuntu

>jpg

Checkmate

>knock at the door

10/10

>unexpected knock at door
>continue fapping

>*knock in the door
ftfy

>*knocked the door
ftfy

>ftfy

>unexpected knock at the door
>faps even harder

Maybe in 2009 but they know this shit faggot. They know hidden volumes. The iso file won't have the magic number and will be full of random data. They have smiffer dogs that can sniff out circuit boards.

I don't understand why these so called pedos keep actual physical storage media with CP in their homes. Even if it were encrypted, the authorities could still use it as incriminating proof. I just don't get why people would do illegal shit in a place where they fucking live. Even drug dealers don't produce or sell drugs out of their flats.

Failing to prepare is preparing to fail

Because they fap at their house? It's not that hard to figure this.

My computer just started up on its own

It's 3 am

It was spoopy as fuck

Is it running win10? same thing happens to me.

Windows botnet updates

All your files are exactly where you left them dear friend.

why are you storing shit in your laptop op? why wouldnt you just restart the laptop it would purge the ram.

>doing shady shit at home

Yeh. I thought that the whole thing was possessed or some shit when fans started whirring like crazy all of a sudden

>hax0r

>someone walks on the street
I should stop being so fucking paranoid

>hear car doors

i am genuinely like that. had to testify on cp once. even got rid of my cell phone because cell phone ringing made me nervous af.