Sup Forums rage/humor thread

Sup Forums rage/humor thread

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cd.. is my trigger

>laptop
>virus
>debian
>sister
>best buy
>in a puddle

REEEE3EEEEEEE

Who was camera tho?

She was, obviously.

>megaman

But both hands are on the computer.

That's not even the most cringeworthy part. The top that actually is """"""""code"""""""" is just a hello world sample from the dev kit. Bitch literally knows less about programming than she does about the CLI.

As an incompetent programmer who can't even find a proper job, these kinds of threads make me feel better about myself. Women are the worst, and it makes me chuckle.

Was this a story posted a few days ago? Seems familiar.

It has been posted for years now.

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Makes sense. I guess I've seen it a lot.

Brother.

>use zsh
>can leave the cd out, just write ..

why zsh so fucking based??

alias ..="cd .."

but you dont even have to write cd when going in to folders...

just give up, you cant compete

>HACKER CODE USED TO STEAL NUDE STAY AWAY
kek

Fuck, that one triggered me. You win.

>two table tags
>only one closing tag

also, bgcolor attribute. Ihavent seen this since t 2008

>the whole screen
>not just cropping
>not just using screenfetch
Wtf

>no doctype
>no head tag
>no meta charset tag
>no title
>style tag outside of head or body
>retarded css curly brackets
>retarded css indentation
>retarded html indentation
>deprecated layout table with 100% width and center align
>outer table doesn't have body, rows and columns
>inner table uses deprecated border and align tags
>headline at invalid position and uses inline styles
>no paragraphs are closed
>all table columns have deprecated bgcolor tag
>doesn't use child/descendant selectors for column/paragraph styling
>unintentionally adds spaces before paragraphs
>no final new line

>having only 2 hands
ISHYGDDT

glad SOMEONE on here knows how to printscreen..

Autism: The post.

your just a sexist bigot, go fuck yourself. go cherry picking somewhere else

And?

here you can learn something, you stupid fucks

which language allows that?

yo mums language

>people don't understand the right one is satire and she wouldn't actually write a program like that

my mom uses c++

>something something pretending to be retarded

almost. You need to *(fagland+sizeof(moot)) because other youd get partly moot and partly the neighbor

>sizeof(moot)
1 at most

[spoiler]i miss him[/spoiler]

fuck off moot, nobody misses you. I hope google fires your sjw ass

no you don't cause C knows how pointer arithmetic werks

ITS NOT FUNNY LEAVE

i just

this can't be real

these unintelligent socialites can't possibly have the sway they exercise on the world today

It's no fake... Even the responses are real...

emotional IQ was always more important than IQ for success.

>OMG this is so trueee why do guys have to make things more complicated for no reason
>complicated
>for no reason

You win.

but it's true. only apple got it right. iphone is not even complicated and I can use all apps without a hassle like android programms

it's fake dumbasses

who's moot?

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I am totally gonna read that

I'm reading it for the 3rd time now and it just doesn't get old. I love inside stories from MS

Most of that is no big deal. what really triggered me is that her code doesn't work. Not only does it not work, but it specifically hides the fact that it doesn't work. If the function was even a little more obscure it'd be a bitch to track this down.

I knew it was worth circulating this. I kek errytiem.

read that shit

i never wanted it to end please god give me more

posted from tapatalk on niggernix

>windows 8 UI was made in powerpoint
holy shit lmao

Just going to point out this is a hoax, and even if you were to be autistic and search through her twitter, you would not find this message. You would also not find the replies from the other users.

So unless she, and all 6 of those women deleted their comments, this is fake.

>Else return 5 because i' so random yay XD

i swear this is actually a troll twitter account with posts specifically designed to trigger people on Sup Forums
who the fuck would ever compare that absolutely retarded code to something like quake3's rsqrt

> who's moot?

Sup Forums founder

I need more stories

>inb4 that image with megaman reactionface

What I wouldn't give to verify some of this..

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>no doctype
yup
>no head tag
not needed or even recommended
>no meta charset tag
not needed as long as you don't use any non-standard characters
>no title
yup
>style tag outside of head or body
the unscoped style tag is expected where meta-data could be. This is entirely valid use of the style-tag, as you could place valid metatag there
>retarded css curly brackets
this is just a question of style, I'd agree with you
>retarded css indentation
not at all, indenting related selectors aids readability and is often used when not working with css pre-processors
>retarded html indentation
absolutely
>deprecated layout table with 100% width and center align
yup
>outer table doesn't have body, rows and columns
yup
>inner table uses deprecated border and align tags
we do not know which doctype she was aiming for, assuming HTML5 you are right
>headline at invalid position and uses inline styles
yup
>no paragraphs are closed
valid html
>all table columns have deprecated bgcolor tag
see above
>doesn't use child/descendant selectors for column/paragraph styling
why would you add useless specificity at this point? Those are perfectly fine selectors.
>unintentionally adds spaces before paragraphs
depending on what she is trying to achieve, additional whitespace characters ah who am I kidding, yup
>no final new line
while I see potential problems with this, it will make no difference for browsers. I wouldn't omit the final new line (actually, my editor takes care of that), but in this case I don't see anything too wrong with it.

Everything considered, you should probably read up a bit on the HTML standard. While the girl obviously doesn't know shit about HTML (considering the filename she is just starting out), your misconceptions about a simple markup language (especially when posing as somebody very familiar with it) is kinda laughable desu senpai

nooOOOOOOO

>not parsing strictly
>being autistic and commenting every line
>claiming the other person doesn't know shit

what do you mean by "yup" are you agreeing or mocking?

even bash can do that
you just have to add shopt -s autocd to your bashrc

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>not parsing strictly
If you want to parse strictly, use xHTML.
HTML is not XML, and thus isn't really strict.

thanks man.

anyone got the antman equations so I can shrink into the text and actually read it?

AYY

bash can do most things people are amazed to see in zsh. I do use zsh but it's nothing that special.

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It was about finding the mistakes of the girl writing the markup... It's never been about browsers being able to understand this garbage...
You retards are getting more autistic every day...

user stop

Only if you post moar

post some nef quintero.

>write shitty code
>can't think how to printscreen and cut a section out of it
>no open mind or a brain capable of thinking outside the box whatsoever

Omg! That's like most snowflake developers on Sup Forums!

Sup Forums will respond to it EVERYTIME. Anything that appeals to someone's ego, makes them feel smarter, or is just what they want to hear about others, won't get fact checked and bypasses the critical thinking trigger entirely.

Summerfags are not allowed here
Get

>HTML with CSS in THE SAME FILE
>coding
jesus FUCKING CHRIST

this one triggers me every time
god damn

she wants to have less httprequests to the servfer noob. she is absolute pro

Nah. That's hiro

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return if
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I don't get it

Those aren't mistakes in HTML, though. It's even recommended to omit head and certain closing tags. You are the only autistic person here.
It's not garbage, it's perfectly valid HTML, used in the real world. You wouldn't know about that, though, since you are just a NEET.

I'm agreeing. Does using 'yup' make it sound like I was mocking him? If so I'll use different language from now on.

>I'm a stupid faggot, please rape my face
Jesus, Sup Forums can't into programming, Sup Forums can't even into webdev. No wonder you retards are posting " /mpogpictypogpg/ – my phone/os/gaming peripheral is cooler than your phone/os/gaming peripheral General" nonstop.

if (!loo) {
poo();
} else {
return false;
}

Anytime I see something like these on Sup Forums, I just take it with a grain of salt. A giant one, that makes my tongue dry-out and then fall off.

My default assumption is to believe everything funny on Sup Forums is fake, as much as I want to believe.

this is in every indian mans firmware. i think its locked in a way that even our smartest engineers wouldnt be able to flash over it. a truly pathetic race.

Me too and even if only half is true it wouldn't surprise me in the least.

>we knew it was test data because the reported architecture was "poop"

Kek

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEE REEEEE REEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

;)

user that's too far, others posted thumbnails or references, you actually posted the whole thing, I can actually feel my blood pressure rising

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Enterprise horror stories are the fucking best

Kill yourself