Programming jobs

What are the easiest programming jobs?

Least boring?

Easiest to get without a degree(self taught)?

Most available jobs?

Where to live as a programmer(U.S.)?

Fuck off

If the way you speak is as bad as the way you write, you're out of luck unless you are an absolute expert in your field.

How lazy of both of you.

Do you understand the irony of your response?

Why do you project so much?

project what?

If you are unable to answer the OP question,or it triggers you emotionally in some way you are better off not responding at all :)

Quite frankly, you critique my writing and also my speech while being a rude ass yourself. Now that is what I find ironic.

If you are too inadequate to answer the question, just admit to it and leave. Or just leave.

I can answer your question just fine, but based on your attitude, I feel that the answer would be wasted on you.

I'm not upset, but it seems that this chain of responses really has your panties in a bunch. Would you care to explain what is making your butt hurt so much?

stop being such an elitist prick

Is that your fedora in the pic?

Feel free to share your vape collection and MLP plushies, too.

You have seriously gauged my reponses incorrectly. Would you like to start over?

Reminder that you are spending time in this thread regardless, one could argue you are being even more wasteful than if you were to provide the information required to someone you have deemed insufficient from a few sentences.

I have these specific questions, that somebody with years in the field would be able to quickly answer in less than 60 seconds. You have already wasted many more seconds than that.

Easiest?

That's hard to say as programming is so diverse. I mean the difference between gameplay programming, and engine programming just inside general game development programming is already pretty diverse, let alone our entire industry.

Personally for me I would WebDevelopment is the easiest, I got paid to do it for a few companies people in HS when I still just learning programming. Not hard in the slightest.

I would say that game development would be the least boring as it's really creative. I've only hobby dev'd but people I know in the industry have had an awesome time gameplay programming.

Easiest to get without a degree would be webdev still. Lot of resources to learn online, most frameworks don't even give you a chance to seriously mess up (at a low level).

Most available jobs?

Probably application development for companies. Either internally or developing application products for clients.


Where to live? What do you do then you can answer this

Him being a rude ass is not really ironic in any way.

He wasn't critiquing you on the basis of being rude, he was critiquing your being a lazy shit.

To put it simply, it is more fun to mess with you than to give you a straight response.

>Reminder that you are spending time in this thread regardless, one could argue you are being even more wasteful than if you were to provide the information required to someone you have deemed insufficient from a few sentences.
If you were a little bit sharper, you could have googled all of your questions, and got solid answers in less than the time it took you to make this thread and wait for replies.

At the end of the day, if you were not able to search this information on your own, you will not make it as a programmer in any capacity, as being able to find obscure information by yourself is an extremely important part of the job

>I have these specific questions, that somebody with years in the field would be able to quickly answer in less than 60 seconds. You have already wasted many more seconds than that.
How could you possibly know what someone "in the field" would be able to answer? You can't even use google

I almost looked up MLP porn while logged in with my university email - just for you

You simply don't know the answers to my questions. That sucks man. Sorry to hear that. You get no more attention from me, I am only here to speak with people of knowledge.

A question has no implication of laziness, just as I intend to know the bare minimum of ways I also intend to know the maximum. This threadly assumption is inappropriate.

I don't really care how you feel about what I acn answer; feel free to believe whatever you want.

The bottom line is that you weren't able to find this information yourself. What do you think that says about you?

Are you a robot?

>he thinks this isn't me getting the information myself

Why google something when you can ask the entire board of Sup Forums

These questions have obvious answers, I simply wanted to see how the opinions of Sup Forums, people I regard as dedicated would coincide with my own.

Pretty autistic yeah

go fucking somewhere else.

there's a board to talk about jobs, called business and finance.

fuck off

>Why google something when you can ask the entire board of Sup Forums
I rest my case.

>These questions have obvious answers, I simply wanted to see how the opinions of Sup Forums, people I regard as dedicated would coincide with my own.
Haha, textbook backpedaling. OP confirmed for an actual moron

>>You get no more attention from me
So much for that, eh?