Make a laptop so thin that there's only room for one port

>make a laptop so thin that there's only room for one port

Is there anyone here who can defend this shit?

The MUH AESTHETICS crowd. But we all know they're retards.

If it's thin enough to fit one pirt, than why not 5?

Silly user

It's so you can buy an Apple Certified® USB-C Digital AV Multiport Adapter for only $79.99

thats the most retarded esc button ive ever seen

Because it gets thinner, obviously.
Only the very last centimeter is still thick enough to house a port.

No room under the keyboard.

Why can't they make one so thing it has no ports? It can do wireless charging

who needs "ports" in the current year?
What do you want, usb ports? Next what, fucking combo drivers?

Grandpa, we have iCloud and Google Drive now

So they couldn't put on on the other side? Or the back ridge of the laptop?

In another 5 years wired ports will be something associated exclusively with desktop PCs, while connectivity on laptops and mobile devices will be exclusively wireless. This is simply the first step towards that. Mark my words.

It's a facebook machine. It has no need for other ports.

Normalfaggots don't use peripherals very often.

"WTF this laptop doesn't have a CD drive, it's trash"
-- neckbeards circa 2010

The keyboard is far worse than the port. I tried typing on it again yesterday. Hated it.

If they put that shit on the pro, I'll be running Linux on a thinkpad or latitude next month.

You can rationalize that the machine is intended to be a fast and light device not tied down to external devices. What with so many services available wirelessly this really isn't an issue. it's primarily a charging port and available to other things as needed.

I would agree to you if it were five years from now

Normies don't need ports, they don't even need computers.

Use. Case.

>just one port
>it's Kensington lock.

This is a computer that doesn't need ports. If you need ports, go buy a Macbook Pro.

People who buy macs cant afford stuff to plug in there anyway and its not like they know anything about that stuff or even usb drives for that matter.

They want it to be thin to show their friend how thin it is and then they accidently step on it and apple is happy they can sell the next modell to the same retard.

True.

But it will also take average people 10 minutes to connect a flash drive.

There's a headphone port on the other side. In fact, there are two ports and OP is a faggot.

Only $1499 and you can have 2 whole Thunderbolt™®© ports!

That's USB type C, not a kensington lock

They'll be wireless by then dude

>needing more than one port
you're using it wrong

>do not hold anything between the device and your macbook , it might die

This is how murriclaps will die out.

Yes.

Which means it will require a password, and a network scan for all nearby devices.

Sure. We're entering a wireless future.

>Wi-Fi 802.11ac capable of being much faster than 1Gbps Ethernet
>Bluetooth peripherals, including mouse, keyboard and headphones
>wireless display connections

think different :^)

No problem matey.

Aye.

This is a facebook/twitter machine for the hiptards.

The rMBP is different though. If that comes with only USB-C and that god-awful keyboard, I know more than a few developers and writers who are going to be pissed.

Does it even have a headphone jack?
What the fuck

Flash drives will soon be but a fluttering memory in the consumer world. Cloud storage will replace it.

The #1 worst thing about ultrabooks is the FAN NOISE.

As long as fans are the best we can do ultrabooks will never be worth it.

Prove me wrong.

Nope, I surely cannot.

yes, headphone jack is on the other side. it works with phone-style inline mics too

Zenbooks are thinner lighter and have more ports.

Not as long as the Jew keeps throttling Internet speeds

I'd like to think that little bluetooth/wifi storage nubs/mushroom cap-shaped things will replace thumb drives.

But muh safety and muh privacy.

By that logic we will sooner or later move from hdds to ram only with even the os being in the cloud.

Intel Core m3-6Y30

There's still another side

they could easily fit a headphone jack and SD reader. other than that I don't need 18 USB ports. If you want a bunch of USB ports by a desktop you dumbfuck.

>But muh safety and muh privacy.

The majority of consumers are not Sup Forums. They don't care about any of that. They're already occupied with concerns of daily life; paying the bills on time, keeping their families fed, keeping a roof over their heads. People want convenience, ease-of-use and peace-of-mind.

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>Tapered edges to make it seem thinner
>It gets thinner towards the front edge despite barely affecting the profile

Apple could've easily fit a standard array of ports onto it with the only anomally being usb-c instead of a. It wouldn't help it being a throttling piece of shit but that's besides the point.

>tfw I will probably never have a nice fantasy family like that.

if you remove the kids from the photo. they would look younger and even happier.

If you don't like it, don't buy it. Nobody fucking cares what you spend your money on.

I accidentally bought a Lenovo Yoga 900S after reading this thread.

Right, but cloud storage is inconvenient compared to flash drives.

how do you attach a beamer?

Why go looking for that flash drive when you could just drag that file to the OneDrive folder and instantly make it accessible across all of your devices, my man?

I heard from a linus techtips video that there is another laptop (acer or asus) which is thinner than that piece of fucking shit and still has way more ports. Can't remember it too lazy to look up

Not when you need to access it from your phone or tablet.

Android + Google Drive = Love.

1 rupee has been deposited to your Google Play credit account

Yay, I can finally afford a new month of Google Play Music All Access! I can't wait to jam to Dangerous Woman, the new album by Ariana Grande in stores now!

nope

This. Commiecast already ruins so much of our lives.

also a battery

omfg you pleb. You shake it up before use and the shaking charges up the battery, like those flashlights.

There's the audio jack there

Yes goy don't reproduce. Leave that to brown people they are much better at it. Just watch loli anime and my little pony, that is the true meaning of life.

>masturbating your storage drive
If I wanted to look like a tool I would buy a e-cig

Don't like it. Don't buy it.

It's possible that someone could have a crappy upload speed, user.

My upload speed is approximately 0.49152 MegaBits, which is about 60 KiB/s. Here are some estimates of how long I'd be waiting for files to upload at that rate:

1 MB file = 17 seconds
20 MB file = 5 minutes 41 seconds
2 GB file = 9 hours, 42 minutes, 32 seconds

Or, I could just quickly put that shit on a thumbdrive.

Why do you call it a thumb drive?

Some people even call it a "jump drive."

Every so often, Comcast likes to do maintenance on the cable infrastructure, leaving me without Internet for several hours. I am supposed to be without porn during this time?

>phone/tablet
Just connect phone/tablet to laptop via USB cable.

All these dumbfuck names trigger me.
>Hey bro can I borrow a USB?

It's a storage drive that's the size of a thumb.

So could I call a can of soda a dickdrink?

>tfw t420
best laptop

If you want. That makes no sense whatsoever.

Flash storage, thumbdrive, stick, card, I use the terms all interchangably.

user I don't think that kind of girth is normal. I'd recommend talking to your doctor.

What do you need ports for, OP? Everything is wireless these days.

ITT millennials complain because a device isn't targeted specifically at them

It's roughly dick sized, I guess you could call a pencil a dick writer XD

Still is desu. Can't be considered a desktop replacement without one.

I don't even have the one in my desktop plugged in

Why would a MacBook consumer need more than one port?

I like mine. ~630 euros, real 10 hours autonomy, 5w cpu for a 37wh battery. 1.2 kg, 128 gb ssd, 1080p

Wallpaper source please

I forgot sorry

Can you upload it?

Your logic is flawed because the logic for thumbdrive is flawed too. Thumbdrives, contrary to your belief, do not drive cars.

here u r

Thanks

Might want to delete it incase you get banned

>that wallpaper
>that busy room in the background
Post pic of basement

and 2 USB3 ports, an HDMI port, SD card reader, and Magsafe.

The proper protocol is to put it in something like /h/ and then link it here.

Wait, the janitors and mods actually allow that? So you can link to any other post, even if the stuff in that post is very NSFW or distateful?

As long as you don't post it directly to Sup Forums, you shouldn't get banned for it.

>shouldn't

Welp, there goes my confidence. I think I will just play it safe and not cross-link NSFW stuff on SFW boards until I know for sure.

Learn how to reset your IP and begin care-free posting

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My ISP doesn't allow for that. And even if they did, how about I just follow the rules instead? They're pretty freakin' reasonable.

Also, what about linking to NSFW shit using links that go to other sites entirely? And do I have to explicitly say, or have the context in which I'm posting imply, that it's NSFW as well?

I'd look this shit up, but there's no info about it in the FAQs.