Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.
Sundays are slow in terms of news so I'm posting a hybrid of the past two threads
>News • user orders a backpack off AliExpress only to later notices its advertised as having murderous tendencies • And a Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 Pro didn't ask to be born • user's using his USB microscope on the pixels of his phone screen the fibers of his shirt and his leg hair unfortunately it couldn't detect his micropenis posts levels of magnification it can do • user ordered Bluedio Q5 bluetooth headphones, they sound like ass • user has a rare issue with his Redmi 3 Pro • user that bought a Xiaomi Air Purifier and took it apart has reassembled it and is assimilated.. I mean has embraced the chinkbotnet • user flew his JJRC H22 into a wall one too many times and now one of the prop engines has stopped working • user displays his chink shit, including a vape, a shark and some zircons • RetailBro recommends against buying these USB coffee warmers as they reek of burnt plastic when used tests out a fake "128GB" USB drive • user's MiBand suddenly springs back to life after months of refusing to pair with his device • user got a Chink Mechanical Keyboard for $35 ugly font aside, it looks nice and the build quality is good but it stinks of "chink factory workers"while also smelling brand new at the same time • user receives his Xiaomi Mi5 but doesn't have a nano SIM to use it with Previous thread
eat shit and die this thread doesn't belong to Sup Forums
Elijah Edwards
here's your (you)
Owen Phillips
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Matthew Moore
The cup warmer reeks of burnt plastic as soon as you take it out the pack, using it doesn't make it smell any worse though.
Any ausfags looking for a good quality, and more local, micro USB cable should look up tikbro on eBay. Been using a 1m and 3m cable from them for ~2 years now and I'm very satisfied.
1m is 24awg, and 3m is 22awg, they also have 2m too.
Cooper Ward
Were you waiting all afternoon to do that?
How cute
Noah Collins
For the guy who was looking for a cheap slim wallet, this one's only $5
I can't say I have one though, so I don't know how good the quality is
Camden Carter
Does anybody here have any experience bash scripting and using cURL etc?
Banggood allows you to make 20 BlowGob points a day by sharing products on your Facebook page. These can either be used to buy coupons (which aren't worth a pinch of shit) or applied to cart for a maximum of 15% off.
Could script it so it posts to a bogus Facebook account once a day, racking up points for your next /csg/ splurge.
Bought my girl one of these shit emoji pillows of off ali, as a present. It was a great investment for 6 bucks.
Jacob Perry
>large tits >red coloured nails
Poor taste.
James Sullivan
>Google play >Not FLOSS It's like you WANT to give all your rights away
Jack Evans
thanks a lot Why have you chosen this ap instead of the many alternatives that exist?
Charles Gomez
>red That's pink. Unquestionably.
Gabriel Russell
>not liking large tits
Poor taste. And btw the nails are actually pink.
Eli Thomas
I don't have a gf :/
Jackson Moore
>:/ leave immediately
Owen Lopez
How small and how soft? Thinking of getting one for the gf.
Cooper Perez
What's wrong about colored nails?
Samuel Torres
>That's pink >actually pink
I'm colorblind and the lighting is beyond horrible.
Henry Lopez
Size: 36*31*9cm It's pretty soft and tbqh, feels a bit silky too, surprisingly good quality imo. Oh and the shipping was like 2 weeks.
Xavier Fisher
lol the green text made my little guy look angry
Austin Reyes
Link?
Matthew Thompson
Forgot to mention, the only problem is it smells like a chink died on it, or at least that a dead chink was sealed in with the plush doll for at least a month
Jeremiah Williams
Anyone got a good recommendation for a chink MIDI keyboard?
Austin Johnson
Well it is supposed to be a piece of poo.
Brayden Ward
In that case I'll probably order it to my place and let it air out for a week or something before giving it to her.
After that cup warmer, I think I'll be cautious regardless.
Thanks for the link though
Blake Perez
maybe you should buy a chinese tripod
Nicholas Roberts
Wonderful rack.
Tyler Jenkins
Few reasons:
>When I first started using it there wasn't really any other apps around that supported Australia Post. >Auto sync with the app developers website, so you can add packages on the desktop. >Themes/customisable colours; default settings is white background with brown material. >Auto-add packages based on clipboard data. >Ability to set courier preferences so most common appears at top of list when adding a new tracking number.
Only downside is it's not able to track DPEX packages from China, which you'll use often if you're using Taobao. You have to use 17track for that.
When you live work and play in a normie world you must become one with the normie world
Joseph Barnes
>yeti's $40 tumbler is basically $5 bulk priced on taobao Damn those guys made bank
John Taylor
Kek
New Qualified Amusing Emoji Emoticon Cushion Heart Eyes Poo Shape Pillow Doll Toy Gift dig6526 s.aliexpress.com/Af2uEryq (from AliExpress Android)
Jack Moore
>Wonderful bra. ftfy
Jose Kelly
Sause on girl store?
David Sanchez
>When you live work and play in a normie world you must become one with the normie world I try not to.
Cameron Wright
Link to the girl?
Gabriel Barnes
Stupid question: is band support on the RN3P dependent on the ROM itself or should I look out on buying a "global edition"?
Jordan Gonzalez
wtf is this double shot shit with keycaps?
Like they are fuckin pieces of plastic that are used to actuate a thingy, i'm not sure where quality comes into play here other than it either not working or working.
Like anons really, have you ever had a keyboard key broke? I have broke the entire thing like straight up snapped the thing in half but the keycaps have always held up like champs.
so whats this doubleshot meme?
Jack Torres
They are mostly found in backlit keyboards.
Cheap backlit keycaps are a piece of transparent plastic with the solid color painted on, after a lot of usage, that paint comes off and you are left with the transparent plastic.
Double shot means the solid color is actual plastic which means the legend on the keycap lasts as long as the keycap itself.
Juan Phillips
>so whats this doubleshot meme? The letter or legend itself is cast in a different color plastic into the key cap. This prevents the legend from getting worn out with use. On certain keycaps, it is just printed on, so it wears away after a while. On backlit keyboard caps, everything except the legend is printed on, so the key just turns white after a while.
Isaac Anderson
Tracking info makes me think DHL are going to overnight my package. For $10 extra, that's not bad.
Owen Wilson
>DHL >$10
Jonathan Moore
What are the differences between the Chuwi Hi8, Hi8 Pro, Vi8, and Vi 8 Pro? Aside from screen resolution? Should I just get a Teclast instead?
Any Chuwi or Teclast owners willing to share their experiences?
Jaxson Wilson
the price depends on who's selling GB would have a lower price because they would send more packages through them then some seller on ali who'd only send a couple.
>for girls and boy It's at least twice as feminine as it is masculine Are you the one whose own mother told him he would look like a faglord if he bought the backpack?
Ayden Sanchez
I'm not going to have sex with it. If that's what you're asking.
>released tomorrow Maybe it's a time zone thing? That seller does look quite new though.
Dylan Cruz
Where do I get iso (105 key) layout chink mech keyboards? I can't find any
Jack White
Wait.
No USA bands?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO USE THEN
IM NOT FUCKING USING SOME CHINKSUNG S7 OR SOME FAGPHONE 6S
Wyatt Morgan
iPhones are great phones
Jayden Edwards
they even survive a bath in your toilet
Ryder Thomas
Fuck off Piss Phone
Adrian Harris
I DONT WANT TO USE THE FUCKING JEW PHONE 6S COK SUCKING ""PLUS""
THAT PHONE WAS LOTERALLY PERFECT
FUCKING CHINKS CANT SELL ONE PHONE TO THE US? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Logan Ortiz
Get a sony xperia brah.
Cameron Reyes
>No USA Bands I mean yeah while it does out spec the RN3P in literally every way, any smart person with a head on their shoulders isn't going to want a tablet for a phone. and ZenUI is pretty ass. At least Miui doesn't have noticeable broken english
Landon Bailey
The ZF3 and ZF3 Deluxe has bands 2 and 4 just not the Ultra.
Cooper Russell
But iPhone is piss resistant, dude.
Leo Mitchell
This. They're proven to be pissproof.
Adrian Smith
You're just mad iphones are more durable than your chink pieces of shit
Julian Morris
tell 'em senpai
Noah Ortiz
You can also find me in /MKG/ right now as im informing some people that their keyboards are less than adequate
Landon James
This was literally going to be my purchase for the summer.
nothing could have compared for the next year or last year.
I just might buy the R7 Plus from Oppo, or the Mate 7. I don't know.
All of the phones I looked at on their site just now are mid range devices, and the only 6" phone is "coming soon" with a 2700 mah battery. are you kidding?
fuck off. I have an iPhone 5 that's acting as an iPod right now. its trash. its the same thing each year. plus
>5.5 inch ""display""
Jayden Green
>its trash
Whats wrong with it?
Noah Hughes
>fuck off. I have an iPhone 5 that's acting as an iPod right now. its trash. its the same thing each year. plus You're doing it wrong, man. You have to piss on it first, and drop it 4 times everyday for maximum performance.
Wyatt Nguyen
Lag, camera is sub par, battery life is a 5/10, small , I mean I'm coming from a Moto X Style, and a short list of other Android flagships, so its a pretty steep downgrade. Although I did have it as a side phone for a while now. I can't activate it since its a CDMA version.
Austin Long
He just haven't piss on it yet, please be understanding. He is just a newfag.
Nathan Wright
I get the piss meme. I'm sorry. just bummed out.
Benjamin Fisher
That only works for the 4s user
Luis Wood
Is that Maki?
Colton Price
It better not be. Fuck that slut.
Logan Watson
>lag
Doubtful that any other phone would lag less than the iphone >battery life
muh 90 hours fuck off sperg, i know youre sitting at home all day anyways you NEET faggot
>small
hm well you probably shouldnt have fucking bought it if you didnt like the size of it you fucking dunce