/csg/ Chink Shit General

Beware the piss yellow iPhone man, he lies, anons cry edition

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

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>News
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eat shit and die
this thread doesn't belong to Sup Forums

Please calm down pissphone.

you fucked up

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My new 3x3 cube! It can arrive any day now.

/csg/ radio show when lads?

>user asks for a cheap phone with a pic of shemale, confused anons question their boners
She sure does.

i would watch a chink shit shopping network

I'm planning to use the tablet as a media-PC. I have now a second desktop PC on my desk and using it as TV, but that takes a lot of space. I would connect monitor, keyboard and mouse and sound on the tablet and put it in a drawer. Are these tablets usable and at least not shit? Can I watch HD streams, MKVs and shit? Are the stock android roms full of chink bloatware? Is it easy to reinstall windows/android? Are there android updates?

Chink Shit Shopping Network! Now showing the latest home meme products from Xiaomi!

this is 1080p 10bit

running on my teclast, x5 z8300

Didn't try watching 2 hours on it, but I fear it would get insanely hot.

If you want a mini-pc, get one

which memes should i buy?

already bought the pistons air

All I ask for, Sup Forums, is a nice 6" phone for the United States...

Why must the China gods curse the USA market..?

Does anyone here own a Vibro Veritas? Does this look right? I don't know. I'm going to measure my Rock Zircon next.

Chink ray bans finally arrived.

Chinks make pretty good cubes.

user who suggested it here, anybody want to co-host? or I can just take callers

>Why must the China gods curse the USA market..?
because you're the only faggots using special snowflake bands and the Imperial system

vocaroo.com/i/s1QGd1FGafar

I got my little Cree Q5 in the mail today.
Every time I switch it off and on again it switches modes. Is there a way to disable this? I only ever need normal 100% light.

Are you ok user?

ugh, that looks awful. is it even any good for speed cubing, or are you one of those retards that takes hours to solve one?

kimovil.com/en/compare-smartphone-prices

Hide devices without price
Adjust min max price
Design & Materials >6"
Performance >2GB RAM
Connectivity - pick your carrier bands

There's a shitload, pick one.

what's wrong with the OP?

he quote the shemale three times in the news, for the wrong news twice

s to open it up and short all the mode circuits to full power

It's a YJ YuLong. It's pretty good. I know some speedcubers mained it.
I never practiced speedcubing so I do need about a minute to solve it.

Hahaha OP here I didn't notice that! Sorry, I'll double check my links next time

Noice, link?

what did anons do with their Zsun WiFi USB 2.0 TF Card Reader???

are they all collecting dust in a drawer already, next to your raspberry pies?

Im at IKEA

Where the fuck are the SHARKS!?!?!!!!!

well it seemed a good idea at the time

i'll get my coat

It's okay user, nobody can beat the cock.

No shark plush to be found?

long gone dude, try ebay

Well, yeah, they make pretty much all of them.

Go complain.

Narrowed it down to the Huawei Mate 8, Legoo Shark 1, or the Xiaomi Mi max.

You the user from Renfrewshire here? Comfy user, maybe we should co-host this radio show even with my shambles of an accent from living in Canada

Comparison between all 3:
kimovil.com/en/compare/huawei-mate-8,leagoo-shark-1,xiaomi-mi-max-3gb-32gb

Huawei looks like the best option, but is significantly more expensive. Mi Max looks like a good return for the money.

hybrids or piston 3s?

people say piston 3s are more comfortable?!

Look mum, I posted it again!

shoo shoo, greasy goyim

Review pls, I got some unbranded knock-offs a while ago and wanna know if I made a mistake.

Best Chink shit vr headset?

Capsules

I bought both and i like the Hybrids more.

Both feel the same in comfyness.

MiMax isn't for the USA market unfortunately. I'll probably buy the mate 8, or the Mate 7.

But thank you for your help!

> 50$

shooo shooo

thanks

do they like to pop off? iems tend to do that for me, no matter the tips

What store on Ali did you get those Gaybans from, user?

Anyone managed to claim the $4 Ali coupon from the app?
I'm trying literally all the time but there's never any left.

Did they chink me into installing the app?

yes, I still haven't got mine either. Where do you even go?

Looking for a universal power supply, but one that is powered by USB!

I want to use it with a USB power bank

>> 50$
What are you on about?

NP. It has 3G (1900MHz) but lacks 4G it seems.

>xiaomi

oh sorry I thought you meant the Incase Capsules

Can someone please explain the pissphone meme to me? It ruined my thread Yeah hate on me all you want but could you please explain the meme.

Got them off ioffer.com. Not on sale from the same seller anymore. Ordering another pair for my mother who absolutely love them.
I haven't owned any real ray bans before, so I can't tell how the compare, but they are quite sturdy, even have a small rb engraved in one of the lenses. For 7 euros it was definitely worth it.

So 5volts in and multiple voltage out? Are you nuts?
Also USB (2.0) should only give you as much as 500mA

pls repost

been 4 months waiting for my phone case D:

>do they like to pop off? iems tend to do that for me, no matter the tips
I've been using the default ones and no, they don't fall off but you have like three more with varied sizes to choose from anyway.

From my experience the Piston 3s feel neutral with plenty of soundstage and don't isolate much, you can still hear someone talking next to you while the Piston Hybrids have more emphasis on the bass and treble (maybe i'm biased though, i'm a treble fan) the music feels compressed inside your head and they isolate like a "fuck you" to everything on your surroundings, perfect if you want to be hit by a car.

I haven't been here for some time.

Someone tell me about this iPhone piss business.
Thank you.

>500 mA
USB power banks usually deliver 2 Ampere

You could easily power a WiFi router with that

See for a recap

Check the archive.

>pissphone

what, you dont have Sup Forums x?

>and they isolate like a "fuck you" to everything on your surroundings

this is good

fuck my coworkers chatting

still, I'll try and give my kz-ate-s some more times, maybe I'll eventually find the right bend shape for the cord

Good, my Cyclone Boys cube will look very similar to yours.

I used to average 45 seconds with the beginner method, but haven't touched a cube for 10 years. Now I'm basically learning the Friedrich method from practically 0 on my Rubiks brand cube. It's a shit cube so I figured I order one from the chinks.

I got myself Redmi 3 few days ago and it's my first smartphone ever. Pretty satisfied with it.

Can someone explain to me how can i save all my contacts that are on sim card to pc? I want to backup all data before i install stock rom

>GENJINE SIHCE
Just noticed this, kek

hi swissbro :3

Rock Zircon, Xiaomi Hybrid, Piston 3.

Do I have to try other ear tips for the Zircon? It doesn't look right.

Post the link ya dangus

What keyboard is that?

Hmm I see, thank you user.

>What keyboard is that?
it depends.

are you ready to spend 230$ on one?

Hey there italobro

What became of your trackball?

HHKB Pro 2

You must be retarded. I ain't talking about usb power banks. I know they can deliver that much current but wants a universal power supply that is powered by USB and wants it to be connected to his USB power bank (which could, when loaded, deliver 2A).

So why are you even mentioning the 500 mA?

Anyway, I found one.

can anyone explain the Cathy meme

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>What became of your trackball?
it becomes greasy too fast and thus inaccurate.

I spent more time cleaning the ball and housing than actually using it. (not really)

also it's not fit for playing minecraft, the only game I play (the hhkb is great tho!)

still, the trackball is at home plugged into my desktop for casual use.
And ignore the blue led chink mouse, I'm now using a generic hp one.

>7 unique posters
>one samefag spamming about pissphones
I am sorry user. We'll try to contain our stupid memes in this general.

What's the best Chink Macbook Pro replica?

play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.mdroidapps.easybackup

Try look these jump start power banks.

>YJ Yulong
My nigga

How was the trackball experience overall (apart from the whole dirt accumulating part)? I was thinking of picking one up sometime.

And yeah, I'm also really statisfied with my HHKB. Other switches are fun too, but so far nothing has beaten Topre in terms of overall feeling nice. Though some rotation keeps things interesting.

Next up is matias QC. Or maybe another Topre once I'm in Japan.

What's a good android tv box? I don't care much about upgrades or 4k video, but it would be nice having the possibility to root it to avoid ads and such. I plan to use it to watch TV and maybe popcorn time once in a while.

Get the Piston Air, they will never pop off on you and they're successor to the Piston 3.

That looks uncomfortable as fuck.

mixlr.com/chineseshoppingcast/

What do you gwailos think?

more like dildo ear fucking device

inb4
>chinese shopping

tfw dhl jews charge 24 jewros on top the import taxes

I selected china air mail for fucks sake

any reviews?

I'm the first user to review them and they're the opposite actually, the Piston Air is so small and light that you hardly notice having them.

Piston 3 for size

That's definitely smaller than I expected.
Will it crawl into my ear and lay eggs?

It will impregnate you.