/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General

>News
• user posts frequency/dB graph comparison of a pair of fake Piston 3s vs real ones also a graph of the Zircons v. Xiaomi Hybrids and Xiaomi Piston 3s
• user finally got his chink ray bans • Chinks make good rube cubiks • Comfy user posts review of his chink phantom power supply to power his BM-800s, its much better than the memed SOMAKE sound cards • user tries to track down the IKEA shark only to find a cutie IKEA employee and that they were long sold out • user questions the authenticity of his Chink Ray Bans • user considers making a /csg/ podcast
• Sharks bought during the Gearbest cake event are still going strong • user's surprised by the quality of his $10 watch • user compares his Genuine German Staedtler 780 leadholder with a Chinese clone • Another user with fake sunglasses shows up • user got his fake Para Military knife • user orders cheap chink sunglasses from Gearbest Previous thread

Other urls found in this thread:

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gearbest.com/smart-cctv/pp_239581.html
discord.gg/013cBVIg9iQEq0U8k
discord.gg/013cBVIg9iQHGofEN
youtu.be/rHod8oKZVQs
ebay.com/itm/Shock-absorbing-CNC-Brushless-Camera-Gimbal-Frame-DJI-Phantom-Gopro-2-3-VC-/162054873362
ebay.com/itm/New-32-10DOF-Multicopter-Flight-Controller-Compass-Barometer-OE-/111989596248
ebay.com/itm/111987973563
ebay.com/itm/121977530955
ebay.com/itm/281806932550
archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S54558623#p54563630
youtu.be/t4laGZvLfD0
strawpoll.me/10417087
youtu.be/at3NeJfimY0
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

first for taiwan

//cs/g//uys, I was bored and bought the chinkshit.tech domain name. Anyone with hosting want to set something up? Like, custom chink shit wiki, newsboard, etc.?

xiaomi is the best brand

>also a graph of the Zircons v. Xiaomi Hybrids and Xiaomi Piston 3s

Forgot the graph, sorry

Make it link to the latest /csg/ thread. like orph.link/
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>user's surprised by the quality of his $10 watch

My former roommate used to buy replica watches from Aliexpress and was always pleasantly surprised at the quality. Seems like Rolex stuff in the 40€-60€ bracket was almost indistinguisable from the real deal save it for the smooth-moving seconds hand and steel instead of silver and shit like that.

I don't know much about watches but he used to buy that kind of stuff that winds themselves with movement and constantly complained he always had to fap with them and set the time when he didn't wear them in some days, so maybe they were the "mechanical" type? Dunno, just my two cents.

Anyone with a RN3P hear static at low volumes when using headphones?
I read that it is the ROM I'm using, currently on latest weekly xiaomi.eu.

Last thread was embarrassing guys. Also
>complaining about software not being free in a thread about buying stuff from a communist country
wew lads x9999999

>RMN3P
Lol, Mi Max or get out.

Have you tried other headphones/earphones?

What was in your mail today?

I got some nice tactile buttons with caps and a 100MHz crystal oscillator.

I'm doing this for 9 years (since 2007) now, I've started ordering a Dealextreme back then (I think the first thing I've ordered were laserpointers) and get a package or two in the mail nearly every day. I buy mostly electronic components, usually for $1-2.

Dirty Reviews fuck off. Go shill your referral links somewhere else

Fuck off Pissphone

What's the matter with you, and what's wrong with the dirty reviews goy.

Good idea, it would require some programming to fetch the latest thread, but should work :)

Thanks for the idea.

>communist

>mfw I reply in a dead thread

>19 hours of fucking web browsing
You can literally keep that god damn phone with the screen on the whole day and still have some juice left when you plug it before going to sleep.

You can't do that with a RMN3P.

set a redirect to the current CSG thread.

Im official Miui. Only real issue so far is Sleepy Modem issue, where it lets go of 4G and can't hang onto a steady connection to save it's life.

But it's just too big for this world

Shoutouts to dealextreme. They were my gateway too :P

bought a Redmi 2 Pro from a friend for 80€

I hope it just werks

mine too

>how can they offer free shipping for $2 orders????

>Redmi 2 Pro
>80 Funny E
He scammed you hard, he is not your friend.

Nothing, is just a shitposter that shits on Dirty reviews user at every turn for no apparent reason, trying to discredit him by spreading lies about Dirty posting referral links.

I think it was something about the Chinese government sponsoring them, or something

Just received the following:
>S500 quadcopter frame
>Q380 quadcopter frame
>2 Axis camera gimbal
>10DOF Flip32 controller
>433Mhz uart telemetry link
All for ludicrously low prices due to ebay price errors.

I'm running CM13 and I get a weird noise after using headphones for a while

government subsidies.

What the fuck happened to retail bro? I just woke up and missed 2 threads in my sleep.

Yeah I know, it was back in the day when I discovered these sites nobody knew

Nah you can't get these any cheaper over here, it's ok for what it is

Like all chink sites do, thanks to their government providing funds for the shipping. But that's only up to a certain weight and size.

IIRC these big sellers pays shipping of total weight of container, not per package.

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Any decent chink Windows tablets?

I want smoothness and a lag free experience. Preferably a tablet with an ssd

>got a zsun WiFi card reader thing
>couldn't samba into it to make the .update folder and copy the OpenWRT firmware into it from Win7 or Linux
>my brain was being gay
>ended up doing it with an Android app (WTF, it worked)

Frakin' cool. I can now SSH into my RasPi with JuiceSSH om my Android Tablet anywhere

Good luck to find chink tablet with mechanical HDD.

You joke but there's a toy tank by Xiaomi.

gearbest.com/smart-cctv/pp_239581.html

Also
>Xiaonomi

>lies
He did post referral links until he presumably got a short ban for doing so, and his Youtube channel is littered with them.

Post some pics lad

So what does the graph mean? Which ones are the best?

Do you not know of the $0.16 sim ejector tool?

>smart-cctv
kek

Could you link them?

Just a reminder since the OP missed it out that there's a /csg/ Discord now, there's a shitposting channel and everything!


discord.gg/013cBVIg9iQEq0U8k

A few anons are even talking! On mic! It's a whole new world.

>He did post referral links
No such thing in the archives.

>His youtube channel is littered with them
What the man does with his youtube channel is up to him, even still his more recent videos have links to AliExpress because its cheaper even when he got it off Gaybeast.

>discord.gg/013cBVIg9iQHGofEN

irc or gtfo

I got to save money for a tent so I'm staying away from /csg/ threads,

does irc have voice chat? we're setting it up for the /csg/ radio show until a mumble server comes along

I created a support ticket with gaybest in the middle of may and they gave me a delivery deadline of June 6. That's today & the mail has come and gone. How do I get them to ship me another miband?

Some guy here bought a chink tent.

Look at this silly shit!

only matters if that actually happens.

I wish you guys luck. I'll listen if it happens

lel

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So if i went to say walgreens and bought a prepaid visa card I can use it on aliexpress? Is there a specific kind of card I would need?

probably will work.

Frequency and decibels, so Zircons highs can be quite uncomfortable for some to the point of them hurting ones ears.

But it really comes down to personal preference really.

got this to go with my x2

cant wait to thrust muh sounds

Neato, post reviews of silly shit

Make another ticket stating that you never received it

I previously bought one of the guitar tuners, they work great, they're small enough to forget that you have it clipped on your headstock, and they're less than three dollars. Can't really go wrong.
I previously had some of the wooden puzzles, some of them connect really sturdily, some don't. Haven't opened this one yet.
Haven't tried the cable keychain thing yet.
Everything else is a gift.

youtu.be/rHod8oKZVQs
The phone seems great, but they would be better of hiring some guys from these threads instead of this chinks

ebay.com/itm/Shock-absorbing-CNC-Brushless-Camera-Gimbal-Frame-DJI-Phantom-Gopro-2-3-VC-/162054873362
ebay.com/itm/New-32-10DOF-Multicopter-Flight-Controller-Compass-Barometer-OE-/111989596248
ebay.com/itm/111987973563
ebay.com/itm/121977530955
ebay.com/itm/281806932550

Can't get any pics today as I'm not anywhere near the items.

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FUCK this image doesn't work on blue boards
let me create a new one that does one minute

>using the default theme

We don't care, go back to Sup Forums.

no, the thumbnail you kek

Chinkdate: The keychain cable works fine

I updated the measurements and I did a rough compensation from the raw data.

Is that user that bought a $3 Piston 3 still here?
I measured them and they're awful and sound muffled.
archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S54558623#p54563630

Has anyone found any balance sasuke? I need one.

Some user from /out/ posted it and it was surprisingly good quality

Unbiased tech review guy here (I'm not your guy, friend)

quick update; I'm finally rendering and uploading my cube i7 stylus review tonight. Should be up in an hour or so.

Would've been on early but Sony vegas and YouTube both had it in for me all day.


it's a tablet + dock review. Goes over everything. All the bullshit the shills leave out i've covered.
overall a good device. I do miss my mi pad 2 though

peace out.

/endcomms

Or just use one of the many chink sites that accept paypal

Excellent, look forward to it once uploaded.

eBay

Just any old Visa/MasterCard

Just note that some require online activation

Yes

Does the 2GB vs 3GB of RAM make any difference on the Redmi Note 3 Pro?

Sup /csg/, my VRBOX 2 just arrived today. Now I haven't been really following be but this thing was cheap so I tacked it on to my order. What are some cool things I could do with it especially of the pornographic variety. Running Android btw.

How did you set that up?

2/3GB Ram are very little difference, if you have a big shark go for the cheaper model if you are not gonna HEAVY multitask or be a lazy piece of shit by not using an app killer now and then.

Most of them dont sell counterfeits though

MiUi is quite a RAM hog. it takes almost 900MB to itself when idle. get 3GB if you can.

I'd advise you to go with 3gb
>T. someone who got a 2gb variant

>x2
How is that? I was looking at getting one since the old Clips with microsd slots are so expensive now.

user did a review youtu.be/t4laGZvLfD0

Which is the best Redmi Note 3 Pro ROM?

strawpoll.me/10417087

iOffer does

What exactly do the chinks do when they open up the Note 3 Pro? i.e. "Standard" vs "Unopened Standard"

Seems pretty decent. I might have to pick one up.

they flash their malware/trojan/botnet ROM

What are some shitty cheap electronic devices I can buy?

I just saw your post. It's updated

Bump

Forgot to mention that I changed it from 1/3 octave to 1/12 octave. Which means 1/3 is more rounded and hilly in shape and 1/12 has sharp jagged shape. And it also matches Audiobudgets websites measurements a bit more.

youtu.be/at3NeJfimY0

Cheers bud. It's just processing on YT now.
I'm going to cry when my high bitrate files are converted to YT compressed shite.

Also for you mothers out there that wondered what kind of socks I dig from the other night. He's a few I got from Aliexpress and amazon

I have many more. Just cba digging them out. My favourite are the sushi ones. Which are pictured