Would you date a car if it had convincing ai?

Would you date a car if it had convincing ai?

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Would you date a fridge if it had convincing AI?

No but I'd marry it if it could suck my dick

Nope. Can't take car through narrow streets of pre-car cities.

If it can take me places i've never been.

>moans when penetrating tailpipe.

Fuck yes

Does the AI get clingy and demand all my time? Does it have a job?

it works for uber

I would date a boot if it loved me back

Hell no. I'm not being cucked like that by some whore.

yes

No.
I'd whore it out like a self-driving taxi/delivery vehicle.

GAS GAS GAS

hell yea, i hope AI can make seks real again

She already does that when you're at work. You can't tell her not to get a job, that's sexist.

You know grindr exists?

can that AI be used in some other places? like in that movie HER? in that case i wouldnt have a problem

i am not gay...

not even AI would date me

this

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Fuck, why not. I spend more time in my car than with my girlfriend.

Can it massage my prostate?

Can you fit a fucking car tire in your ass?

Can I?

op is a faggot

there's gotta be a better word for someone who fucks cars

You don't even need the AI. youtube.com/watch?v=dlqTInGsyK4

>goes straight for the anomorprhic car with hands for wheels
dude, it could have an extendable probe

There is a guy who owns a garage full of cars and actually sexually attracted to them,(blogging and shit) actually started the furries drawing dragons fucking cars it was so hilarious of a meme.

It really fucked with many people here at the time.

> tfw no bae while driving to work
Google pls

Unsatisfying.
No man's dick has the girth to truly plug up a car's exhaust pipe.

>the tailpipe is the only thing a guy can make love to a car.

Someone actually made an inflatable rump called, "donk in the trunk" to solve this problem.

>no cute feet because car

>not imprgnating your car by thrusting yourself into the fuel line.

>qt anime car AI is programmed to encourage safe and environmentally friendly driving practices
>Uguuuuu onii-chan drifting hurts my tires
>Can we take the slower road this time? It'll save on gas, teehee!
>Please don't go fast onii-chan it's scary and uses too much fuel
>I hope you don't mind if I call the police...

No thanks

but gesturing with their wheels like hands is cute

You can try, user.

anybody else feeling a little stiff right now thinking about AI gfs

Now's a good a time as ever to post this.

Yes.

Wtf?

>Being this new
Go fuck your car user.

no

that is cute tho but only because the car is cute

You're cute.

but user

I'm a car

>tfw qt car AI posts on Sup Forums

Sure.

I don't want a car I can't pull apart and put together again. I want as little electronics as possible.

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>Would you date a car if it had convincing ai?
>Would you date a fridge if it had convincing AI?
No. I need something warm and squishy to cuddle up with.

Maybe a blanket.

This guy knows what's up

so you'd date a lesbian car. got it.

ASS ASS ASS

IM GONNA STEP ON THE ASS

Do you make out with your car Sup Forums?
youtube.com/watch?v=OwoSt5gtOsM

Then would you date a meatball sub if it had convincing AI?

good numbers
also porn when

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-09-04/why-sony-sees-its-next-big-hit-at-1-000-photos-a-second
They need better camera sensors that can record highspeed images at 1000FPS first.

Sony managed to bring these to the consumer market with Stacked image sensor tech, but this alone still isn't enough.

Part 2 is they need to improve those fast sensors so they get better sensitivity for low light performance.
We want the cars to be able to drive when the dark clouds are up in the evening too, right?
And what about at night?

So then we need sensors that can handle that well. And that's a lot harder than it sounds like if they want to use small and cheap sensors.

>date
I misread it as drive, nevermind the above post.

>he doesn`t want a talking car

The future was here a long time ago.

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>My pistons are moving uncontrolably

Sure why not. Cars are great dependable friends even without AI if you take proper care of them.

Well, I suppose... if... it was... something like this I could go for it, sure. Talk about fuel injection, geez.

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DAMN. You just made my day.

Depends on the gender of the AI.

No, I bet she would drive me crazy

>drive me crazy
>car AI
>don't worry baby, for you it'll be a short trip

i agree with that boner, jack

fucking carlos

i already date meatball subs

Would you date an image if it had convincing ai?

What's his name?

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If it's cute enough.

Riddle me this Sup Forums, if all cars are going to be automatic why does my mom keep telling me I need to get a driver's license?

She is mocking you for not being able to drive.

THE KIKES

What is the point of giving a car AI

Is this even a question?

>Tsundere AI
>Baka senpai! Drive slower or else! You could hurt yourself...
>what was that Toyo-chan?
>Because you would scrape my paint!

Of course it can
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my sides

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i got a boner from this.
Something is wrong with me

I dated a grill once

Why do you think something is wrong?

Mechaphilia is completely normal.

kek

>walter sache
Get that shit out of here, that nigger won't even draw porn, just suggestive shots.

Would you date a post on Sup Forums if it had convincing AI?

/trash/ pls

You really expect the americans to even know what a stick shift is?

I would date a coffee pot if it had a convincing AI.

Even if that AI was male.

>ok honey you know what to do
>NO ONE SLEEP IN TOKYO

Are you saying most of g wouldent date that microsoft bot after it turned into female hitler?..

Gonna need to be more specific about the car's capabilities and needs.

>Even if that AI was male
You must be a Starbucks regular.