Chink shit general/csg/

Previous thread: Op's asleep, Chinese shopping a turn

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.
>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
Chinese shopping Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General

Other urls found in this thread:

aliexpress.com/item/100-Original-Rock-Earphone-Nano-Zircon-Stereo-Earphone-Headset-3-5mm-In-Ear-Headset-Earbuds-For/32497600045.html
audiobudget.com/product.php?brand=ROCK&id=Zircon
youtube.com/watch?v=2mNlCTvV7uc
aliexpress.com/item/MOTOSPEED-Inflictor-CK104-Mechanical-Gaming-Keyboard-Ergonomic-Virtual-Humanized-Design-Wired-Keyboard-With-Multicolor-Backlight/32632512724.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.20.9Rgodj&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_5_10017_10021_507_10022_10020_10009_401_10008_10018_10019_101,searchweb201603_9&btsid=3a3a04f2-957f-4fda-91e1-1a5992b6ca53)?
gearbest.com/iphone-power-bank/pp_251338.html
gearbest.com/projector/pp_264151.html
youtube.com/watch?v=PrT2ycNjotI
ebay.com/itm/Brand-New-Wave-128GB-mSATA-SSD-DRIVE-SATA-III-for-Acer-Samsung-Macbook-ASUS-Bk-/222145058082?hash=item33b8e09522:g:UFYAAOSwQItUFG7S
gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_349906.html
gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_353942.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>gearbest email offer
>this level of chinglish
>but its only $14 man
>sweatin man jpeg

If dubs, everyone is gonna get chinked with the next order

>no news
>subject is backwards
honestly, if your not going to make a propper thread, dont bother, because someone who actually cares will.

op is faggit

Placed an order on the Rock Zircons on Ali...

aliexpress.com/item/100-Original-Rock-Earphone-Nano-Zircon-Stereo-Earphone-Headset-3-5mm-In-Ear-Headset-Earbuds-For/32497600045.html

Fuck I don't know if I'll able to wait two months until I get them.. In the mean time, what are your experiences with it? I know they are pretty well liked but I can't get enough reviews.

>Tfw chinked out of a good thread by Chinese shopping autist

Shitting fucking knockoff thread, if we report will it go away like ali sellers?

>gearbest
When do I start worrying?

I assumed it would have been here already since I live in the western United States.

Or am I just using the wrong tracking site?

>if we report
For what, non-racism?
It is a shit op but that's because of the utter lack of news rather than any racism or lack thereof.
It's just a name, let Pissphone have his moment of glory.

>gearbest
>When do I start worrying?

When you click place order

5/5 stars! audiobudget.com/product.php?brand=ROCK&id=Zircon

Also Pajeet is crazy about them and dancin' youtube.com/watch?v=2mNlCTvV7uc

Is there anywhere besides ebay to get the Fluke 12E+?

Real

Try track71 instead but it looks like your package is on its way

Track17 m8

I'm gonna need a bigger phone

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Made me make a thread while I'm at work edition, expect missing news will catch up when back from work.

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General

>NEWS
°user bought some tactile buttons and has been buying chink shit for years → #
°There's a chink shit gen discord now → #
°user buys silly shit → # reviews some of it → #
°Updated measurements of fake Piston 3s vs real ones v zircons → # measurements for Xiaomi Hybrid and KZ ED3 / ED9 → #
°New video review from Unbiased Tech user, posts his socks → # → #
youtube.com/watch?v=uoo3aXRESVA [Open]
°Test using bm800 and somake → #
°Anons chink shit came today → #

Maybe Santa's and his tiny elfs are running MIXZA?

Wouldn't tinker bell be a better fit

I just ordered my first Shark. How did I do, /csg/

>I fell for the meme

The best meme to fall for.

Falling for the meme implies it is bad

>Falling for the meme implies it is bad
it's not so bad falling for the memes. I also fell for the T420 chinkpad meme. didn't regret it, one of the best memes I fell for.

Use the catalog. There was a new /csg/ thread created seventeen minutes before this one.

mp3 recommendations?

I was in chinkshit 2 nights ago and someone posted cp.

What's up with that?

Ruizu x2 if you want flacs, $2 piece of shit if you just want something that plays music

Does the Ruizu accept 128gb shark memory cards?

Also, does their wheel work like that of the real ipod?

Yep. It's a great mp3

How well do these work? The glare on my t100ta is atrocious.

It says it takes 64gb but I've heard of people using 128 and it working. They're just buttons, no touch wheel thing.

They're both exfat, so it'll work.

Just like how 32GB works in any device that supports 8GB.

The cheap ones just turn your screen into a smudgy mess every time you touch it.

The screen already does that.

how good are these, Sup Forums? 2GB of ram seems small.

Chuwi isn't too bad. Windows 10 will easily run on 2 GB RAM if you disable some of the cruft. Also, these usually have the 32-bit version of Windows, so it uses less RAM.

>Sleepmonitar
>Sandrecoader
Sides.

all ill be using it for is home automation stuff. i think ill go for it.

Who is that rabbit thing? See him all over these sites.

Also isn't pic related a trap?

MI bunny.

Also yes. As is his brother, who looks the same.

Link to the gearbest email? I haven't gotten any in a while

Wait, where are we seeing hime?

dotdotbuy is a taobao agent

Am upset with the clear lack of hime merch.

I could post that boku no pico 'onahole' but not worth the effort

Try USPS

Chink shit all day 'err day!

its a forced meme, just like all the others

This is slide to unclock tier stuff

Where can I find lewds of the Mi bunny?

I recognize that bulge..

Hi Sup Forums I recently started lurking here and I have finally decided to bite the bullet and get myself some of them chink products, does anyone have any experience with the Inflictor CK104 keyboard(aliexpress.com/item/MOTOSPEED-Inflictor-CK104-Mechanical-Gaming-Keyboard-Ergonomic-Virtual-Humanized-Design-Wired-Keyboard-With-Multicolor-Backlight/32632512724.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.20.9Rgodj&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_5_10017_10021_507_10022_10020_10009_401_10008_10018_10019_101,searchweb201603_9&btsid=3a3a04f2-957f-4fda-91e1-1a5992b6ca53)?
I am in dire need of a keyboard so I'm concidering going for the DHL express shipping. Is the keyboard worth spending that kind of money on with the extra 25$ for faster shipping or should I just buy a mechanical keyboard for like twice as much here in Swedenistan?

I just ordered the near-identical Teclast X80 Plus for £54 ($76ish?). Seems to be a flash sale on them at Gearbest.

Bite bullet
There's what the general recommends anyway

Just did bite the bullet. Will review as soon as it's here. I bought it at a different site with faster shipping so it will be here around next week hopefully.

Meant to say that is the keyboard Csg recommends

Does gearbest just snag the money from a paypal payment instantly or does it take some time? I'm sure I must have fucked something up as they haven't charged me yet aswell as my order status having the option to continue to payment.

Reminder to REPORT ALL DISCORD LINKS, because those circlejerk groupchat faggots are ruining one of the best new generals that Sup Forums has seen in a while. Also fuck shilling that horrible app.

you say that but the chinks love them emojis man

Reminder that you are posting in the wrong thread.

No that one was made 17 minutes after this one
Ruizu x02 or ruizu x06 if you want Bluetooth
Reminder this thread was first

Reminder this thread OP is shit.

I got my U80 "smartwatch" today
Other than the 1 hour it took to pair it and get it really setup, not bad

Charges fast as fuck, feels nice and looks good.

Doesn't really do shit but I like it and it does what it says it does.

Anyone bought this power bank before?

gearbest.com/iphone-power-bank/pp_251338.html

Just buy a xiaomi faggot

ruining it how?
I don't understand

Wat

I'm super tempted to buy this to use as a seedbox/htpc/file server

>dat mac pro aesthetic
>takes 3TB HDD

Do these chink computers play nice with Ubuntu?

hey guys, does anyone know a good pair of IEM headphones which wont break easily and have acceptable audio quality?

Link? What's the cpu?

Rock zircons.

Rock zircon
Kz ed9
Kz Ed ate
Kz Ed ates
Xiaomi piston 3
Xiaomi hybrids

Xiaomi air/capsule

What's better, zircons or pistons?

Both are roughly the same price.

Personal preference
But let's do this hbg style,
>tonal preference?

>if unknown, preferred type of music, list examples

great birthday gifts for kids

gearbest.com/projector/pp_264151.html

Review here
youtube.com/watch?v=PrT2ycNjotI

>Kid is confused on spelling of words for many years
>When brought up by his friends that he is wrong he shows the watch

>mi band won't pair
what's /csg/'s preferred app for the miband?

I listen to trance and metal. Which is better? I need good bass that will make my ears bleed, and good trebble that won't make my ears bleed.

Has anyone got one of the WAVE MSata ? They are cheap as they come but are they worth it just to get a slight increase over a 7200RPM? (Or more than slight) ebay.com/itm/Brand-New-Wave-128GB-mSATA-SSD-DRIVE-SATA-III-for-Acer-Samsung-Macbook-ASUS-Bk-/222145058082?hash=item33b8e09522:g:UFYAAOSwQItUFG7S

any good reliable docking hubs?

is bhiner an alright third party buyer? or are they a scam/overpriced? just trying to buy a keyboard so i dont have to use onscreen keyboard anymore.

What's a nice big mousepad? Running out of space for muh fps

Saw a nice one a while back that looked like it covered your keyboard too.

...

Is anybody getting the Oneplus 3? I already have a Redmi Note 3 SD but I'd be nice to have a phone with flagship specs.

Is the Teclast X80 any good? The screen looks like a piece of shit.

Also, why are there X80 Power/Plus/Pro variants?

And why is this $80

gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_349906.html

And this(on preorder) is $135

gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_353942.html

I don't see any difference

fucking chinks man

>flagship specs
>same resolution
>worse battery
>processor a little better

17track dude

Bump

>bought cube i7 stylus to practice drawing
>ended up just playing eroge on it
help

stop being a neet

Look at all the chink shit i got from the mailman just 30 mins ago

waiting for my chink mouse

been in Hong Kong since May 14

fuggg

Any recommendations for what to buy with loose change?

Wrong thread user, this one's dead as fuck and keeps getting bumped every hour or so.

Correct thread

2/4 xiaomeme

Shoo shoo

Phone, screen protector, case, and spare charger?

Get the zircons