Why doesn't AMD have waifus?

Why doesn't AMD have waifus?

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>no driver

>lesbians
and AMD has that one snaggletooth waifu

uh?

But they do

>3dpd

NVIDIAKEKS ON SUICIDEWATCH

is nvidia even trying?

it looks like a trap.
was it on purpose?
you know, considering their target audience.

Man, they totally fucking ruined Ruby with that redesign.

>literally me with makeup, tits, fancy ears, and wings

They aren't.
AMD jp twitter has cute anime girls while Nvidia's jp twitter has dudebro gaymer shit.

i like the modern version way more, looks a lot like scarlett johansson

>looks a lot like scarlett johansson

Maybe after several botched plastic surgeries.

>pajeet in the background trying to learn how to poo
Subtle.

what?

kek

Amada is cute
CUTE

>3dpd
>waifu

Why don't any of them put the fucking waifus on the cards anymore? Look at this gay ass shit.

Founder's Edition was a shit meme. Bring me a card with either of these angels on it. and I'll pre order it for $100 extra.

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I had a black version of this and I wore it to high school one day. Fucking kill me.

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post pics

Well god damn son. My liver hurts from reading that.

Still, old Ruby was fucking hot. So was the Nvidia pixie girl. Fuck.

I had to get an ebay photo because I think I threw it out when I moved. Wanted to get rid of the memories. That ebay picture is exactly that but the shirt color is black.

HOLY SHIT RX480 8GB MSRP CONFIRMED FOR 8000 USD. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.

Literally no resemblence whatsoever.

Are you visually impaired?

>nose completely different
>cheekbones completely different
>lips bottom similar, upper different
>chin completely different

The only things very similar are the eye sockets.

meant to reply to

ey bebe

Make video cards great again.

If I don't develop an unhealthy emotional attachment to your card you're not doing it right.

I still like dominatrix ruby the most

...I want this plastered on my video card.

how come japan gets waifus?

>AMD puts sexy girls on their cards again
>feminists collectively lose their shit
>sales skyrocket
>didn't even have to market it because of stupid feminists

y-you t-too

because its haram

Wasn't the pixie from one of the third party manufacturers originally?

Anyone remember the frog? Palit iirc.

Wasn't it from an early version of 3DMark?

I remember one particular brand slapping her on their nvidia cards way back in 2004-5, just can't remember which one.

ugly lesbian shit

shitty 3d shit

true master race

Only superficially similar, the face is completely different.

Ok, did some digging, I think it was Gainward with the fx series, but don't quote me on it.

>Tfw fx5900 ultra was the tits, but had to settle with a 5200
>Mfw I could finally play gta3

Crying, thanks user

Are you brain damaged?

No he's right. You just have awful taste.

Quite a few OEMs put Dawn on their branding, because she was nVidia's poster girl for the FX series of cards, they called it "The Dawn of Cinematic Computing".

They were the first programmable generation of GPUs, so they could generate the amazing shaders featured in the Dawn demo, but they got a bad rap because they were slow at doing fixed function stuff of the previous generation, and they couldn't compete once Shader Model 2 became more popular.

>frog

gotcha buddy

>without hairworks

Yep. That's brain damage.

I miss these. Modern GPU boxes are so boring

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RX-480 Amada edition™
Pre-Order at $299

someone needs to send it to AMD
the weeaboo market has untapped potential

You're a normie nigger. The difference is clear.

They fucking better

Fury 2 includes a high quality Amada fig
day 1 buy

If only

My fucking dick.

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this thread needs more ruby pics

youtube.com/watch?v=ebiTDQ9CGek

Which reminds, I never saw actual Ruby R34 even once.

brb

Me neither, please contribute

Well then, I didn't expect this, paheal has nothing.

About to venture into dA, wish me luck.

I was already on da, there's nothing

>got a geforce 7500 because Dawn nude patch
And so began an era where I started thinking with my dick

I can actually hear the Nvidia marketing team cheering right now.

then 3 years later I got my first 3dpd gf.
This might be a coincidence but in 2009 I switched to AMD with the 5500 and never bought nvidia since.

>Dawn nude patch
>Googled, it's a thing

In retrospect, why wouldn't it be?

the pubes and nipples were always there. They were always there, user the patch just removes the leaves.
They knew what they were doing.

why is the quality so horrible

Didn't sapphire have waifus printed on the card themselves?

accurate simulation of ATI radeon cards

Too busy spending the money we saved on our CPUs on our girlfriends.

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Bull, programmable pixel and vertex shaders were introduced in DX8, supported by the Radeon 8500 and GeForce3 Ti500 in 2001

did amd have any good demos?

Waifu is not shorthand for "attractive female character" or "attractive female character I jerked off to this one time."

Pic related is a man who has a waifu.

wow, it's rare to see someone put all their points in the autism skill tree

>tfw I still haven't found my waifu
I closed my heart to 3DPD and still nothing.

>he thinks it's a dumpstat

I want you to go back to Sup Forums.

Not because I don't like your threads.

I just don't understand your memes.

I want to see a behind the scenes video recording of the artist at NVIDIA who was working on that model

I want to see him zoom in on her naughty bits and painstakingly paint in the texture

>he thinks dumpstat is a Sup Forums meme
>he thinks dumpstat is a """"meme"""""
Shit is literally older than the internet.

Man I don't do /tg/ shit either.

Lots of memes are older than the internet by the way.

>waifus

why does she have that brown/white skin problem? pandering to BRs?

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>Pic related is a man who has a waifu.
Homura is a girl, user.

Nah they just had to render it on a GTX card and didn't have a lot of time to waste so it came out really bad.

came to post this

What is this? If nvidia has lesbian fairy girls I might swap.

the way it's meant to be played

Wrong place to redirect in my own opinion

Shadows?

>what are shadows

>HOUSEFIRE, PORK SHOULDERS AND WOODSCREWS PLEBIAN FILTH ON SUICIDE WATCH, but not really, they are left with shotguns, rope, and massive amounts of RDX

>AMD 2D MASTERRACE CONFIRMS HALF LIFE 3

damn it feels good to be an AMD gangsta

the way it's meant to be played