/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General

>News
• user considers ordering 1000s of fake cockroaches • Zsun WiFi Micro-SD cardreader on sale now with Gearbest open a Carrotnet to troll people • user gets wrong adapter from seller, holds 5 star rating hostage untill seller ships correct one • user bought waterproof phone bags, 'tests' them by filling them with water • user's happy with his Teclast x98 pro • user buys magnetic usb cables uses them on his Vive • user got a bunch of things • Another user with a bunch of cheap chink shit and reviews them Previous thread

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aliexpress.com/item/Original-Lenovo-Lemon-X3-Lite-5-5-inch-MTK6753-Octa-core-2G-16G-Android-5-1/32591377866.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.28.t5FPAX&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_3_10017_507_401,searchweb201603_2&btsid=5b6e61b5-3b80-4135-b817-9107b7105545
amazon.com/Zojirushi-SM-SA60-BA-Stainless-Steel-20-Ounce/dp/B00HYOGUM2
aliexpress.com/item/NTAG213-13-56MHz-1024bit-14443A-IC-NFC-Tag-sticker/32460465680.html
gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_246128.html
aliexpress.com/store/product/new1pcs-Travor-Battery-Grip-BG-2E-Vertical-Pack-Holde-MB-D11-for-Nikon-D7000-free-shipping/1945312_32503974614.html
i.imgur.com/f6EMzFK.png
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Is it better to buy a phone on aliexpress or to buy it on China and sending it through Europe ? (my gf is chinese, she can send me a phone from there, this summer)

The last one is better, the phone will be cheaper but sending it will cost more. But your GF can help you better by putting 'gift' on the package to get around customs etc.

customs don't fall for the GIFT meme

It would be a lot cheaper, just have her take it with her instead of sending it. Also have her take it out of the packaging so the TSA/customs won't give her shit for having it.

Please advise, looking for a chink tablet with 4GB RAM, micro SD (TF) card slot and gorilla glass.
Mi pad 2 lacks RAM.
X98 lacks gorilla, gets scratched as fuck.

Bought my girlfriend the RNP3 Prime model, and I've had the Mi5 for four days or so.

For a direct comparison, taking the dark 32GB models on Goldway:

>RNP3 32GB - US $189.99
>Mi5 32GB - US $339.99
>Price difference - US $150

Would you pay US $150 for:
>Better processor (SD820 v SD650)
>Faster RAM (DDR3 v DDR4)
>Faster ROM (UFS v eMMC)
>Better USB interface (Type-C v mUSB)
>Better camera (Bloody brilliant v acceptable)
>Dual 3G standby (Y v N)
>Less screen size (5" v 5.5")
>Less battery (3000mah v 4000mah)
>Worse speaker (tinny vs fantastic)
>"Worse" build (glass vs aluminium)

The choice is yours. In my opinion though, it really comes down to screen size. I can say both devices are total crackers though (as in, fantastic), but the 5" Mi5 is much easier to use.

They do fall for the EU shipping company memes.

>Package sent with Bpost and has Belgian return adress
>Sails past customs

Thanks Gaybeast

chink tablets don't have gorilla usually, they go for the cheapest shit possible. even laminated screens are rare.
just get a glass protector.

Any good chink phones that I can replace my Nexus 5 with for around the same price? ($200)

Opinions on this Lenovo?

aliexpress.com/item/Original-Lenovo-Lemon-X3-Lite-5-5-inch-MTK6753-Octa-core-2G-16G-Android-5-1/32591377866.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.28.t5FPAX&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_3_10017_507_401,searchweb201603_2&btsid=5b6e61b5-3b80-4135-b817-9107b7105545

Seems like a good reliable phone. Also I like the focus on Audio quality.

Can any of you recommend a coffee travel cup?

not exactly /csg/ but it was promoted here so i guess it counts

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Wow those are some terrible ass specs for the price, just get a redmeme 3 or note 3

BOY HE BOUT TO DO IT

oh boy

amazon.com/Zojirushi-SM-SA60-BA-Stainless-Steel-20-Ounce/dp/B00HYOGUM2

finally i can buy chink shit in 3d

> Chinese botnet
No thank you, meme man.

I noticed this on my orders from gaybeast, These shifty stinky chinkies are great.

>> Chinese botnet
>Lenovo Group Ltd. /lɛnˈoʊvoʊ/ is a Chinese multinational technology company

How good is a Teclast x80? Is a Chuwi better?

lies

Teclast seems more reliable, but as a general rule, just google a specific tablet you're eyeing for any technical issues.

What do we have here?

It's a memery card

It's a wireless changer and some NFC tags!

what are those nfs tags for?

what does the changer change?

probably changing settings for when im leaving/entering my house and maybe for an alarm, to turn it off

my vibrator

Hello Mr chink shit

why would anyone buy a shark when for a few $ more they can buy a high quality samsung that is guaranteed not to fail?

Depends on how rich/poor he is really. That being said there are maybe better options for 340 dollareenyos

because rare sharks

How much were the NFCs?

The sharks are rebranded samsungs, pissphone-kun

aliexpress.com/item/NTAG213-13-56MHz-1024bit-14443A-IC-NFC-Tag-sticker/32460465680.html

40c each

Nice. I want those since they don't have any shit drawn on them.

are the Sandisk flash drives on GB real?

they're shitty samsungs that don't pass the tests
that's why they fail so quickly and are so cheap

Redmi 3 Pro vs Redmi Note 3 Pro ?
Is 1080p and 720p a big difference on a 5" screen ?

Have you got evidence of them having high failure rates?

I have a 720p moto g that's 4.5 inches and using a 1080p phone I can tell the difference.

go buy some apple shit, dicklips

22 of the 27 i have owned have failed
they're a meme and if you fall for them you deserve everything you get

Can you provide proof of purchase?

fuck off gearbest shill

Tell me if you find a use for the NFC tags, I have some but I just have my phone switch settings when it's not on my wifi network. Sony has some pretty good software for audio too. I plug it into my car stereo and it turns the volume up and plays music, unplug it and it goes back to half volume and pauses.

post picks of failed cards or fuck off.
I dont know why im falling for the piss meme.

Otg cable from ebay finally arrived, also was surprised to receive a manufacturer coupon from frito lay

nobody here ever complained about them, and out of nowhere, 80% of them fail on you

So you can't even bring up a screenshot of the page where your 27 sharks were bought? It should be in order history.

It's just the pissphone/chinese shopping faggot. My sharks are all happy and healthy.

gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_246128.html

the Zsun card reader is $7.99 - $8.59 depending on the colour

by the way, are there any acceptable chinky mechanical keyboards?

Just flash cyanogenmod then fucking retard, you can store your lolicon and cp safe there.

Post aliexpress feedback babes, found a cute jew

HDPI it's just a meme, 720p is fine on 5in device's

end this meme then end yourself you worthless fucking faggot
the fact of the matter is sharks are low quality samsungs and WILL fail on you
there are tonnes of posts warning of shitty sharks dying but they get buried by shills like you who get paid $0.01 a post to defend your terrible fucking website

I haven't seen any posts that weren't obviously your own. e.g shitty spelling and grammar.

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>tfw beeing scared of vaping my chink vape since browsing /csg/ but can't stop

Have fun when it explodes in your mouth :^)

Yeah, well, those fucking posts wouldn't be buried if people gave some fucking proof.
Of course they get buried when it's all OMG CHINESE CHEAP SHIT IT'S SHIT I'VE GOT 150 SHARKS THAT DIED FUCK YOU /CSG/ and then proceed to shitpost about their pissphones.

haha i really like your meme png, that guy ha

>tonnes of posts

I wonder...

He vapes, so he's used to things exploding in his mouth ;)

Does anybody know why these tracking numbers aren't found? Both are from AliExpress. One is 9 days old and the other one week. Fakes?

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I've got the same issue with the RG one.
It's been exactly a week and only today have I received ONE message regarding it. Usually I would get feedback within 2 days.

Try and wait it out for a day or two, at least, it seems the chinks are having some issues with their mail.

Can anyone else chime in on this?

is it for cheep items, allot of them dont have taking since it not registered mail.
if its something more expensive open dispute whit alli.

aliexpress.com/store/product/new1pcs-Travor-Battery-Grip-BG-2E-Vertical-Pack-Holde-MB-D11-for-Nikon-D7000-free-shipping/1945312_32503974614.html

Do you guys think this is enough to run a BM 800?
It's either this or a good 5V USB soundcard(whichever people can recommend)

Only $2-$3 worth. But at least the China Post Registered Air Mail sounds like it should be trackable. Will wait.

Fucking chinks
Is there any way I can get a refund?

MOOOOOOT

Fucking Sup Forums down for hours. Step it up chink moot.

clean your keyboard then I'll tell you

test

Got this delivered today while pooping :DDD

Did you wipe your ass with them?

yes, but only with the dark parts so it's not too visible

Probably not. Sweden post tracks may not appear until you package crosses the border.
I will try to attach rarpng with xls file which will help you to determine a fake postal number.
i.imgur.com/f6EMzFK.png

>got a tracking number but didn't pay for it
Hope jewbest gets bankrupt now

Some of the tickets were resolved just by me asking them to stop causing me stress and ship my order as I have had no other issues with orders on gearbest, I got this response from 4/6.
I even got a special gift!

What are some good 5-10 dollar earphones which arnt absolute shit?

I just got the motospeed ck107:
>Pros
Feels and sounds brilliant. Good price too. Feels well built. I got the red backplate cause it was cheaper, but IMO the silver looks better.
the switches aren't like encased or filled around so it looks really nice. Slim formfactor is great too.

>Cons
Keycaps don't look very nice and there is no software to change the lighting, though there are plenty enough lighting "profiles".
Only rubber feet on the bottom. The top doesn't have em on either the blackplate or the extendable feet. It works well with those giant xiaomi mousepads tho. No slidey.

the Rock Mulas are good. They don't quite pair up to my 40 dollar Phillips in ears, but they're definitely close.

What are you guys using your Zsun card readers for?

did note 3 pro get cheaper?

They are practically useless. Do not buy one.

What

was meant for

meant for

You always get one.
Paying to a tracking number is a meme.

Can't wait.

Anyone here use a Teclast x80 pro?

How's the battery life?

Pls review this once you get it. I am interested as well.

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That handle probably is very useful and looks very ergonomic.