Lenovo Tech Conference

youtube.com/watch?v=MBgQLraVGJQ

get in here bois, might be some /qualcomm/ level shit. :)

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lenovo makes phones?

Who hype for Moto Z?

who is this man milk mephistopheles

Chinks

What the fuck?
Do that guy has 3 fingers?

poor guy :(

he brought a 'bunch of famous' people with him to compensate

omg.... where do they find these people??....

>youtube star

>Bendable screens

Why haven't we seen this 3 finger guy on the board before?.....


is he an actual engineer or just a talking head?

>intel talking about innovation after remaining static in desktop and laptop cpu processors for the last 5 years

>prebuilt

>intel i7 with an nvidia 960

>sports
jesus christ lenovo who fucking cares

those are some responsive touchscreens

Just show the damn phone already

>DA CLOUD

It always amazes me to see how software/computer companies think that they can fix sports with their technology that has nothing to do with reviewing referee calls or scoring systems.

>those glasses
>that dress
>those shoes
2edgy4me

PERSONAL COMPUTING IS OBSOLETE

>CLOUDCLOUDCLOUDCLOUDCLOUDCLOUDCLOUDCLOUD

>Personal computing is becoming obsolete. It's all about connected computing.

Cloud haters BTFO

shut the fuck up and show us the danm phone already

my god his engrish is bretty gud.

DAT BOX DOE

>actually calling the name of the phone the slang term used to describe the size of it

ITS A PHAB

POWER OF DA CLOUD

That's not the phone i was talking about you chink

it is phabulous

his fukin shirt


UGHH GOD.

>not having a portable chip fab plant in your pockets

lame

Where's the phab 1?

>thinking AR will be relevant

GUUUNMEEETAL

phabulous!

FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE DOLLARS

Is the phab the moto Z?

tango is legitimately neat-o

PHAB is a separate line from Lenovo, it has traditionally been phablets so thats what it is with its 6.4-inch screen

They don't even have a faked real time AR set up like Microsoft Hololens. Embarrassing

I hope not

There you go

who thought this was a good idea

I can already see the measured dick pics.

"unfortunately app has stopped"
>lol

That measurement thing is pretty cool desu

That's the only thing that has been impressive so far with this AR demo

Fucking snoresville

Can it measure curved things? The kinds of things they'd have me calculate in calculus?

>can't into dominos

You could buy a whole lot of dominoes for the cost of this device.

he only did boxes and angular shit. I would assume, since alot of the demos are angular, it can't.

How you want your floor,senpai?

Who is this oriental?

when's the retro thinkpad

>pradeep

CEO Yang Yuanqing.

Any thing on the razr yet?

Nope, expect to sit through more worthless tech talk

They're not announcing a RAZR. They're announcing the Moto Z, which is thin as fuck and will have snap covers that enhance specific functions (i.e. camera, battery, speakers).

The reason they teased the RAZR was to show that this phone will have a huge impact like it.

That's fine, did they announce the Z yet?

Right now I guess

Nope

...

What the fuck

what are those

Please applaud

Magical dots

Fucking Ashton Kutchuer is clearly not impressed.

Laughingwhores.jpg

meme actor

he's the ghost of bill gates now

They do now.

...

It looks hideous

So this....is the power of....magnets.....wooooahhhhhhh

i want my flip phones back

FUCKING MAGNETS

I didn't think it was possible to make an uglier phone compared to the Motorola Droid Turbo 2 but they did it

Any word on thinkpad classic?

HOW DO THEY WORK???

Didn't they tell you to not move around when speaking in high school speech class?

This projector looks rad anyway.

nope

How?..
How the fuck that works?!

could no one bother to iron this dumb chink's shirt after he decided to leave it tucked out.

it might look good with that incipio thing

totally unscripted scripted events

MAGNETS

...

I wonder why they don't have slave interns doing that shit

>proceeds to play gay ass emo music

who gave this ubisoft reject the greenlight to speak?

Inbeedeep my ass

All this nerd coming off the chink at least feels relatable probably to any nerd that would watch this sort of thing.

I'm really liking the the moto z so far. I'll have to actually have on in my hand before buying though.

will there be a flip phone mod?

No 3.5mm headphone port confirmed
cnet.com/products/motorola-moto-z-force/

Verizon Exclusive in Summer and Unlocked in Fall

YOURE FIRED

FUCKING DROPPED

Did he just snap the cover on the front lmfao fames