Microsoft Invests in Weed

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>As state after state has legalized marijuana in one way or another, big names in corporate America have stayed away entirely. Marijuana, after all, is still illegal, according to the federal government.

>But Microsoft is breaking the corporate taboo on pot this week by announcing a partnership to begin offering software that tracks marijuana plants from “seed to sale,” as the pot industry puts it.

>The software — a new product in Microsoft’s cloud computing business — is meant to help states that have legalized the medical or recreational use of marijuana keep tabs on sales and commerce, ensuring that they remain in the daylight of legality.

>Microsoft’s baby step into the business came through an announcement on Thursday that it was teaming up with a Los Angeles start-up, Kind, that built the software the tech giant will begin marketing. Kind — one of many small companies trying to take the marijuana business mainstream — offers a range of products, including A.T.M.-style kiosks that facilitate marijuana sales, working through some of the state-chartered banks that are comfortable with such customers.

>Microsoft will not be getting anywhere near these kiosks or the actual plants. Rather, it will be working with Kind’s “government solutions” division, offering software only to state and local governments that are trying to build compliance systems.

>But for the young and eager legalized weed industry, Microsoft’s willingness to attach its name to any part of the business is a big step forward.

It's over MS won.

>Be Microsoft
>Shill windows 10 and force people to install it
>people lash out against us and claim we are spying and evil
>Panic
>First year is over; no more free upgrade pressure
>Get involve with weed and hippies
>Show peace and love, regain trust
>????
>We won

cont.

>Microsoft claims that this was another major step in the direction of complete control over the population of terrorist hippies.

>It is a well known fact that Mohammed Atta, one of the leaders of ISIS, was under the effect of cannabis whilst flying the plane into the twin tower on 9\11\2001.

>The 'Microsoft government', as some extremist russian terrorists with malicious and backstabbing tendencies call it, has since been a very active helper in the fight against cancer on Sup Forums. It is a well known fact, that cannabis can lead to proper thinking, which then leads to the repel of Windows Microsoft operating systems. Of course, this would help to remove the cancer of Sup Forums, which would be an islamic act of chaos and terror, which has to be prevented by all means.

>Intel has also told us exclusively, that they will sponsor the latest Monsanto weed growing plantages in Africa, which will eradicate the mostly islamic african population, because fuck niggers, we indian street shitters now.

>Only an gaped goatse ass is a good goyim ass, let us install the revolutionary blue exit pill Windows 10 experience directly into your anus, so that you can enjoy the real real true truth about the moonlanding via Netflix, which automatically comes preinstalled from now on. Because that's how we roll.

WHY DON'T YOU SMOKE WEED user? IT'S GOOD!

IT EVEN HAS CAMERAS NOW!!!!1

Well you would probably have to be under the influence of something to fly yourself into a building on purpose.
Like playing chicken with a street lamp.

>He has his own mind
>HE MUST BE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF SOMETHING

neck thyselve

Not that surprising since their main campus/hq is in a state where it is legal.

>a sane person wouldn't think twice about following through with killing himself and hundreds of other people instantaneously!
Weed truly attracts the greatest of dumbasses.

Are all of you this overreactive?

Illegalize Windows 10 NAO

DUDE WEED AND WINDOWS 10 ALL OVER Sup Forums LMAO

Anime readers are insane pedos too stupid to read real books.

Weed attracts dumb weebs, it seems.

>Upcoming from Microsoft, the totally trustworthy weed dealer:
>Xbox One cucknet (Kinects successor) detects cannabis stench and alarms you're mom

>inb4 weed infected with micro$hill nanabots

DUDE
AUTHORITARIANISM IS FINE IF WE HAVE OUR WEED
LMAO

DUDE
WINDOWS 10
LMAO XD

Uh, so?
Cannabis is a crop.
Microsoft is releasing software to improve crop production.

Microsoft, describes weed addict dicks pretty accurately

inb4

>DUDE I'M NOT ADDICTED I JUST CAN'T SHUT UP

Microsoft addict detected

>BUT I NEED MAH MODERN WARFARE

Anyone who follows religion does not have their own mind.

Why do you say that? Arent you awakened by religion?

People who actively follow religion are enlightened af

Why are people who don't follow a religion (like you) always so bitter and mean to people who are not harming you?

pot kek

>count to ten
one, two, three, three point one, three point one one for workgroups, ninety-five, ninety-eight, me, xp, vista, seven, eight, eight point one, ten