/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General

>Old News
• user finds use for magnets he bought off Ali
• Gearbest rewards user with gift card for bug testing a program for them
• We have been betrayed
• user buys SBAO® watch • user keeps track of his purchases
• user got a bunch of type-c adapters from Gearbest
• user received some cute sticky notes
• user got his sharks and a MIXZA flash drive from Gearbest tests them
• In user's country DHL delivers on Sunday user bought a Redmi 3 off AliExpress
• user's looking to go East Bound and Down with a radio to talk to truckers with
• user bought a cheap smartphone the HomTom HT3 (post some pics!)

>New News
• user's enjoying his H22 to those looking to move to a slightly bigger quad the JJRC H98 is the perfect next step for beginners • Anons looking for cheap Gentle Typhoon case fans are asked to put in product requests with FastTech • user bought a fake DW Watch another's been enjoying his for 5-6 months • The fake GTX 960 that fooled German stores, Newegg now makes appearance on Gearbest as Gearbest is generally incompetent and unaware when it comes to pc components they sell (they labeled a AM2 CPU as AM3) best to notify them of this & have them removed.
• user takes apart a chink security camera • user has his Xiaomi Hybrid cables curl on him • user finds loads of Gearbest coupons for cheap Chink Shit on a Russian Forum Previous thread

Other urls found in this thread:

aliexpress.com/item/Playable-Interactive-Piano-Hand-Music-Gloves-Electronic-Exercise-Instrument-Kit-with-Built-in-Speaker-Demo-Melody/32236491565.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_8,searchweb201602_1_10017_507,searchweb201603_11&btsid=ca3a2255-6311-4994-abf9-27033bf42d30
ebay.com/itm/Mini-M8S-TV-Box-Amlogic-S905-Xmbc-Android-5-1-Quad-core-2-4GHz-WiFi-BT-4-0-2G-8G-/121953797352?var=&hash=item1c650344e8:m:mjxXUTdRWH7sxwIVybN00Gw
gearbest.com/fixed-blades-knives/pp_350496.html
aliexpress.com/item/2016-Hot-58HRC-440C-Diving-Knife-Leggings-Outdoor-Survival-Tactical-Camping-Knives-Fixed-Blade-Knife/32615933084.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_8,searchweb201602_1_10017_507,searchweb201603_11&btsid=3c5e4bd8-4cc7-4363-9c4e-b59c839ebfe3
techtablets.com/forum/topic/sd-card-issue-on-windows/
techtablets.com/forum/topic/x80-pro-sdcard-problem/
gearbest.com/survival-eme.../pp_16234.html
gearbest.com/action-toys/pp_188818.html
gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_172290.html
gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_261098.html
gearbest.com/action-toys/pp_189793.html
gearbest.com/usb-flash-drives/pp_241630.html
gearbest.com/kitchen-dining/pp_247300.html
gearbest.com/kitchen-dining/pp_104879.html
gearbest.com/key-chains/pp_337601.html
gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_202874.html
gearbest.com/hand-tools/pp_157832.html
gearbest.com/screwdriver-...pp_265250.html
aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Sale-2015-Newest-Tri-color-LED-Backlight-Flyingcolors-Mechanical-Touch-Gaming-Advanced-Keyboard-El-Teclado/32517826803.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.235.vHgbYF&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_2_10017_507,searchweb201603_7&btsid=68466be3-2380-4283-bd60-44c530b9303f
aliexpress.com/item/(((((((((Playable-Interactive-Piano-Hand-Music-Gloves-Electronic-Exercise-Instrument-Kit-with-Built-in-Speaker-Demo-Melody))))))))/32236491565.html[[[[[[[[[?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_8,searchweb201602_1_10017_507,searchweb201603_11&btsid=ca3a2255-6311-4994-abf9-27033bf42d30]]]]]]]]
aliexpress.com/item/I_LIKE_NIGGER_CUM/32236491565.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracast
aliexpress.com/item/REFERALL_LINK_CLICK_NOW_FOR_DISCOUNT/32642442532.html
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general/Phones
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Fug, posted my question just as the new thread got made. Reposting here.

Do the chinks have a good chromecast knockoff? 39 euro is a bit too steep for me just to stream my weeb shows from my redmi to my tv once in a while.

Or am I better off buying something like a raspberry and just playing the files straight from that?

aliexpress.com/item/Playable-Interactive-Piano-Hand-Music-Gloves-Electronic-Exercise-Instrument-Kit-with-Built-in-Speaker-Demo-Melody/32236491565.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_8,searchweb201602_1_10017_507,searchweb201603_11&btsid=ca3a2255-6311-4994-abf9-27033bf42d30

>tfw no chink gf

Where are you in europe? I got my Chromecast 2 for €25

ebay.com/itm/Mini-M8S-TV-Box-Amlogic-S905-Xmbc-Android-5-1-Quad-core-2-4GHz-WiFi-BT-4-0-2G-8G-/121953797352?var=&hash=item1c650344e8:m:mjxXUTdRWH7sxwIVybN00Gw

This thing maybe? Comes with an HDMI cable.

ugh

gearbest.com/fixed-blades-knives/pp_350496.html
will gearbest knives chink me

Belgium, unfortunately.
So how are those chink tv boxes generally? Aren't they filled with bloat? I might go for one, could always throw some emulators on there as well then.

At least get a knife that isn't edgy garbage

but i like edgy garbage

reminder

You can clean them to an extend. They are just boxes running android with your usual apps like YouTube and Netflix and stuff like Kodi that allows you to stream free shit.

Reminder of what? Reminder that taking the card out of the reader during the test causes a failure?

POO

IN

Any good < $50 Chink keyboards? I also need a new gaming mouse, should I just get a Logitech or is there any decent Chink knockoffs?

I've bought shit off Aliexpress before but it was all clothes. Never tried any of the Chink electronics.

THE

Don't go for karambits, go for a diving knife so you can actually conceal it and take it with you and not have people think you're retarded/looking to hurt someone.

aliexpress.com/item/2016-Hot-58HRC-440C-Diving-Knife-Leggings-Outdoor-Survival-Tactical-Camping-Knives-Fixed-Blade-Knife/32615933084.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_8,searchweb201602_1_10017_507,searchweb201603_11&btsid=3c5e4bd8-4cc7-4363-9c4e-b59c839ebfe3

You wear it on your leg under your pants as you walk around.

why is pissphone still trying to discredit sharks

www.aliexpress.com/item/l/32653111593.html

for the user having X80 sd card problems

issue: techtablets.com/forum/topic/sd-card-issue-on-windows/
solution: techtablets.com/forum/topic/x80-pro-sdcard-problem/

Is there a list of the current flash sales on gearbest?

Holy christ, who's doing all this original artwork?!?!

1)gearbest.com/survival-eme.../pp_16234.html
Кyпoн - kukri
2)gearbest.com/survival-eme.../pp_16234.html
Кyпoн - GBJBP
3)gearbest.com/action-toys/pp_188818.html
Кyпoн - GBJBPT или JRHYA
4)gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_172290.html
Кyпoн - Q5WF
5)gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_261098.html
Кyпoн - GB28U
6)gearbest.com/action-toys/pp_189793.html
Кyпoн - pinkie
7)gearbest.com/usb-flash-drives/pp_241630.html
Кyпoн- DMUSB
8)gearbest.com/kitchen-dining/pp_247300.html
Кyпoн- OFFER1 или GBLADLE
9)gearbest.com/kitchen-dining/pp_104879.html
Кyпoн - KEKOO-EGG
10)gearbest.com/key-chains/pp_337601.html
Кyпoн - JRWSR
11)gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_202874.html
Кyпoн- DEVRZZ
12)gearbest.com/hand-tools/pp_157832.html
Кyпoн - HDDDKS
13)gearbest.com/screwdriver-...pp_265250.html
Кyпoн - GHJADL или HDSKCA

All the chink mech keyboards are pretty much the same just get the cheapest one. Its worth the money.

oozustu

a knife has to be edgy to cut user

Got some stuff in lads.

Unbox senpai

Where do I find good quality batteries? I need a rechargable 12V DC battery pack

Sent an email to [email protected] about my YT channel with 1.5k subs. Hoping to get some free tech shit to review for em. Could be cool

Was from 2 days ago desu lad.
This is from all packages but one.

Microfibre towel, two cotton towels, some wipes and magic sponges.

GearJew sent one of their paid russian shills to shill in /csg/ ?

Is there anything like a chromecast that I can connect to my laptop/TV and stream it to the TV over Wifi?

Read the OP, it's reposted from there

I wonder if they're sponsor a ChinkShitGeneral branded YouTube news and review channel

This is from the last package.

A ChromeCast?

how's that camera?

anyone actually posted proof of it passing check?

maybe call it something not racist

Just placed an order for pic related

aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Sale-2015-Newest-Tri-color-LED-Backlight-Flyingcolors-Mechanical-Touch-Gaming-Advanced-Keyboard-El-Teclado/32517826803.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.235.vHgbYF&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_2_10017_507,searchweb201603_7&btsid=68466be3-2380-4283-bd60-44c530b9303f

I am not in America, I think can't buy it. also I thought it only mirrors a few apps like youtube and chrome browser. can it mirror the whole desktop/windows OS? thank you.

>8)gearbest.com/kitchen-dining/pp_247300.html
>Кyпoн- OFFER1 или GBLADLE
I couldn't resist this.

Haven;t had the chance to try it yet lad.

>Mechanical Touch

Where are you all getting discount codes?

learn into small aliexpress links.

aliexpress.com/item/(((((((((Playable-Interactive-Piano-Hand-Music-Gloves-Electronic-Exercise-Instrument-Kit-with-Built-in-Speaker-Demo-Melody))))))))/32236491565.html[[[[[[[[[?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_8,searchweb201602_1_10017_507,searchweb201603_11&btsid=ca3a2255-6311-4994-abf9-27033bf42d30]]]]]]]]

you can completely delete the last i marked and call the first how you want:

aliexpress.com/item/I_LIKE_NIGGER_CUM/32236491565.html

See the OP. Some user found them on a Russian forum.

>racist
It's a hypocoristic you fag.

This shit is going to reddit and we can all forget about the codes, gj

I like how karambits look though, just wondering if I'll get chinked

This desu

Gee, it sure is /summerfag/ central in here.

to the tv box guy
kodi project like this are born and dead in matter of weeks or months... just try another one, and soon others will be posted

How come we're doing old news / new news now?

heh

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracast

Never tried it myself, but a search on AliE or GB turns up lots of results.

Is it worth it getting one or two of those cheap Chink LED monitors? Or are they trash?

Only on weekends when news is at its slowest.

Awesome, that's what I was looking for. thank you.

testing

aliexpress.com/item/REFERALL_LINK_CLICK_NOW_FOR_DISCOUNT/32642442532.html

>500g dried kelp
thats actually insanely good price for that much dried kelp
too bad it's probably just ricepaper and lead paint

>EXTRAL HD

>gaymer
>non-mechanical
bad

These threads are super comfy, thanks OP and anons

Is anyone updating the /csg/ smarthphone wiki?
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general/Phones

Under $80 should probably replace HT7 Pro with

Am I the only one who is bugged out by the AliExpress Image viewer? It loads a completely new site. They should have one like eBay or Amazon.

Best await reviews first

Noscript?

Yeah thanks. It used to be Genesis, but they moved on to become Exodus.

Problem is, it seems to work for everyone but me right now. It works fine for my brother, which makes me think it might be the hardware.

Also, could you suggest similar addons that you've had a good experience with?

>Teclast X80HD for 65€ from EU warehouse
need....t-to..resist

Chuwi Vi8 is better

Actually Teclast X80 Power.

Using gayboy points I can get it for $80.

Should I?

have you tried changing DNS on the box?
as for suggestions, I go to an italian site called androidaba, who makes guides and up to date repositories

No!

My X80 Plus is rendered pretty useless by its refusal to acknowledge SD cards in Windows.

I never use it. Most sellers just post the images in listing's description anyways.

yea because im sure NOTHING will be said negatively about a channel with the name ChinkShitGeneral.

Might just make a documentary series exposing african scammers called "NiggersExposed"

Could I rob a store with this?
www.gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_232044.html

>haven't used Chuwi Windows tablet in a couple weeks
>boot it up
>touchscreen doesn't work, left-clicking on the taskbar doesn't work, it's in tablet mode but there are no tiles on the screen
>have to hook up a mouse and keyboard
>I can only go into settings with Windows+I
>update Windows
>restart
>works again

Is this a Windows problem or a Chinese tablet problem? Because I want to know what to avoid using in the future.

Both is your safest option Papi

Sounds like something with the touchscreen driver, you were lucky I believe a few Chuwi owners had their tablets bricked with a Telcast firmware update that came down via Windows Update.

It's a chuwi problem.

pipo... pipo TECLAST, chuwi, voyo chuwi... onda...

Good to know. It was working just fine a few weeks ago and I didn't change anything.

I was fortunate to have a USB hub and type-C adapter or else I'd be fucked.

I buy bondage gear at aliexpress!

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, /lgbt/ is a few blocks down

What's a Chromecast Audio chink alternative?

Who /unleashtheinnerJew/ here?

I can't say no to something that could be somewhat useful and only costs half a kilogram of potatoes.

It almost made me feel bad about the chinks.
Time spent on processing the order, packaging it, sending it, delivering it are surely worth more than $0.10

But then again, one of my orders has been in "Processing" for 5 days now, so fuck'em.

Got a cardreader and the credit card thingy for $0.19

I use it with my gf/sub/slave, no homo

>10)gearbest.com/key-chains/pp_337601.html
>Кyпoн - JRWSR
>This coupon has reached its usage number limit.

nah not even mech. You failed us.

here you go

What do you mean?

Fuck you leatherman

that he got a card reader and the credit card thingy for 0.19?