What's the name of your computer?

What's the name of your computer?

Big black cock

War Machine

Edgy, right?

X-01

Mommy

The name of mainboard

Computer

2015 retina MacBook Pro

Hecate

Laptop L01
Desktop D01
Tablet T01
Phone P01

Last login: Sun Jun 19 13:11:03 on ttys001
orphan:~ me$

Asus N56JR

I like this.

Do you watch Penny Dreadful, by chance?

[First_Name]-PC

the letter "a"
why would you use more than one letter

'Home'
It's my Home PC, so that's the name.

Elijah@Heaven: ~/ >

Porn box

Linux thinkpad 4.6.2-1-ARCH #1 SMP PREEMPT Wed Jun 8 08:40:59 CEST 2016 x86_64 GNU/Linux

macbook pro

TheStorm

Elis

I stick to a female bossa nova singer theme.

computer

Hal 8000
Just one generation away from becoming a self aware AI.

Desktop: Quirm
Laptop: Bonk
Server: Ankh-Morpork
STB1: Lancre
STB2/NAS: Schmaltzberg (because it sits under Bonk)

Laptop windows: mercury
Laptop Linux: Hermes
Desktop Windows: Bacchus
Desktop Linux: Minerva
Backup netbook: Elpis

Nose fetish

No just like Greek and Roman mythology

I was originally going to name it Polaris, but then AMD happened. So I settled with Unit 00.

It's __2, where __ are the first two characters of my name (my first name and my last name both start with the same two letters, so as an example if my name were James Jackson it'd be ja_{2}, as in pic)

Meme machine

Which one?

>Phone: Mobile 1
>Tablet: Mobile 2
>iPod: Mobile 3
>Thinkpad: PC 1
>Macbook: PC 2
>Desktop: PC 3
>Ras Pi: PC 4

Enjoy my autism.

NIGGERFAGGOT
My friend did this and I never bothered changing it

Fag

Oh, no, I'm aware of that. Just there's a character on the show that has an incredible jaw with that namesake.

Blends a lot of myths, classic horror stories, and Eva Green's acting together.
One of my favorites (though s2 a shit). Might like it.

Desktop: Melchior
Laptop: Mitakihara

Failbox9k1

>Phone: OE-JRE LTE
>Laptop: OE-XPS13
>External storage: OE-CAVIO SLIM
>Zip disquette: OE-TRANSMEMORY

coconut :3

pepe

that's a pretty cute name for a computer

That cat has some nice tats.

thanks user!

HK-47

(name)-PC

the debian one
and
the windows one

Achaea.

This is some non-ironic autism right here.

Arch-pc

Yggdrasil is my phone, GLaDOS is my laptop, and CompanionCube is my PC, because my case is a white cube

Sharkb8

Just kill me already

why?

Serena

Please be bait.

Champloo because I liked the show/music a bunch and because I'm still learning linux and it's kind of a mess

DESKTOP-OUIJFEL or something like that

Ebinmaymay420

You're going into painstaking amounts of detail to explain the name of your PC.

Chimp Tower One

it was barely more than one line of text. if that's painstaking, you need to see a doctor.

Mean_Machine
Mean_Phone
And so on

Stop being so defensive and learn to not take yourself this seriously, thanks.

You seem to be triggered by reading lots of tex-oh shit don't freak out this is too much text isn't it?

Haha, alright.

Are you 14?

>critiquing posts on Sup Forums
>learn not to take yourself so seriously, thanks
good one :^)

nice trips

thanks for explaining your naming for your computer. what does the 2 mean?

This isn't your safe space, fucking idiot.

big fat ones

[my name]'s Macbook Pro

PapaJohns

Why do you shit in the street and then consume it?

4thPC
Because it's my 4th PC

Retribution, Reconciliation, and Degradation.

gibson

I name mine after Pokémon regions and name the drives after locations in the respective regions.
Desktop: Sinnoh
ThinkPad: Kalos

The pajeet meme does not apply to anyone who is different than you on Sup Forums. Indians work all over Silicon Valley.

But you're probably going to double down on calling me a pajeet because you're emotionally 12 years old.

Great taste. Just get the kotor sound pacs and you're set.

pc has ubuntu? name is ubuntu
pc has fedora? name is fedora
and so on

Watarimono

Mother Brain

2 rupees have been deposited in your loo Pajeet.

Good goy, 10 shekels have been deposited on to your rush card for defending the cause

Alex is the main
Priscilla is the living room
Shiela is the laptop
Megan is the back up
Sally is the "oh shit everything is dead" back up

Seasonic
Gigabyte
Gateway
CoolerMaster
HTPC
Garage
Lenovo
T420
T420+initials
T420+initials
T420+initials

Case/component label is the easiest way to keep track of them for me.

Rupees are from Zelda though?

dupsbol

>for defending the cause
What fucking cause? At this point the pajeet memes are the definition of a dead horse that needs to stop being beaten. It was funny for the first couple months. Anyone that STILL finds it funny is clearly underage.

Full of viruses

timesink

Navi1

cringe

AnaCoppola

avalanche

DONALD-DESKTOP

A shame. You seemed an honest man.

WinXPBE-762451.

holy shit

Desktop: STRONGRIG
Alienware laptop: BEDRIG
Dell laptop (rarely used): BIGRIG
Other Dell laptop (not booted in over a year): OLDRIG
ThinkPad 600E: SHITRIG
Phone: G4
Router: NETRIG
VPS: DRIG

Parents each have a laptop named XX-LAPTOP where XX is their name, and their phones are named XX's-iPhone

Fraud

REI5

my first computer was REI. been numbering them ever since REI2.